Surprise septuplets.
The baby's hand around the finger was what caught my eye first, because it looked like a penis and a vagina.

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!
OH SHIT!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT!

It's like what George Carlin said about kids these days not knowing what a stick is.
On a lighter note....
Yamila Diaz:

I don't care if she is over 30, she's fine....

Not trying to chastise him but saying its unacceptable?
You're being contradictory. Marley's music is not everyone
cup of tea. He might not even be a reggae fan. So to me
encouraging him to listen to something he doesn't like
or even know of for that matter is a little stupid, So put
your little fail sign away and try using it for your own posts.

It's not about liking a certain genre of music of not. I'm not that big on reggae myself, but I do know who Bob Marley is. He was a legendary performer that I've heard about numerous times before. I'm just amazed that there are ppl out there that have never heard about him.
It's likes someone saying they've never heard about Elvis, Michael Jackson , Martin Luther King Jr, Mohammed Ali, Eienstien, Michael Jordan before...
These are people surely most ppl are aware off., since they were legendary, and revolutionary in what they did.

Heh, heh... he said outta!

QFT. While it's true that many people have heard of these old artists, some people haven't. Everyone's life experiences and tastes are different. If you've haven't heard of them or don't know about them, so be it.

hm, perhaps... but at the same time, you've got the fucking internet
google that shit. educate yourself. we're in the age of information. better yourself. become more knowledgeable.

Moving on

#%^%$#@
*throws entirely silent baby tantrum*

If you could only read my mind
You would know that things between us
Ain't right
I know your arms are open wide
But you're a little on the straight side
I can't lie
Your one vice
It's you're too nice
Come around now can you see
I want you
All tattooed
I want you bad
Complete me
Mistreat me
want you to be bad bad bad bad bad
If you could only read my mind
You would know that I've been waiting
So long
Someone almost just like you
But with attitude, I'm waiting
so come on
Get out of clothestime
Grow out those highlights
Come around now can't you see
I want you
In a vinyl suit
I want you bad
Complicated
X-rated
I want you bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
Bad
Don't get me wrong
I know you're only being good
But that's what's wrong
I guess I just misunderstood
Go!
I want you
All tattooed
I want you bad
Complicated
X-rated
I want you bad
I mean it
I need it
I want you bad, bad, bad, bad, bad
Bad, really really bad

It wasn't so silent a few minutes ago.

^ That.
Music is always being covered, sampled, remixed, etc. It's constant and knowing the artists who wrote the original song is never a bad thing. Either way everyone needs to chill out. You're all annoying the Hell out of me.
Chan totally had it right.

I stubbed my toe....

Reminds me of what David Bowie said to the guy who told him that "The Man Who Sold the World" was a Nirvana song.
and I quote:
"Fuck you, you little tosser!"
and when I quote that, it's not directed at anyone...

Speaking of music...
This artist I like speaks three different languages (English, French, and some language spoken in Java that I don't know) fluently with no overlapping accents.
She made her last album in all three languages. Problem is, the English album is only sold with the French album as a bonus in a limited edition release. Which means I'll have to import it.
I really don't get why she doesn't release it as a stand-alone, or why she doesn't release it in this country! She's very radio-friendly and would be a hit here.[/whine]
I bet there's a valid explanation (probably based in economics or competition in the American market), but I sure as hell can't find one.

Cancer -
Life is like a Liz Hurley bikini. Brief and expensive. It can fall apart at the seams or drop off when you least expect it - and it's really uncomfortable when it rides up your bum. But don't worry, as always, it'll work itself out.

However, you don't hope for life to fall apart

I'm still locked away in my room like I'm some kind of fucking princess, and it's quite ridiculous.I can't go anywhere, or do anything and I've just about given up at the moment. I told somebody that I liked them...and their answer was "Aww"..... so I feel as if I never should have told them in the first place. It made me feel like such an idiot.
Hmm, but life isn't a place for happiness....and so it seems;Neither am I...But Me being sick, on top of all this bullshit had made me want to kill myself, but I won't go through with it.
I'll endure it just like every other stupid thing....

I love her....

take off the tiara, maybe that will help.

Saw the new friday the 13th, great movie. Look forward to the DVD.

Zing!