Okay lets resume.Can someone copy all the jokes I rated and post them in the fifth section so I can jugde them easily?

"One day i got drunk in a bar and started a fight with a couple of guys. We boke 2 tables but for some reason, two bouncers, literally, threw me out of the bar. I got up and didn't know where i was going and the cops later came to me and said, "Sir, you cannot be drunk in public." I said, "But i have no choice. I was first in the bar where it's legal to be drunk but the bouncers threw me out. Arrest them!"

What is the difference between a blonde and a rooster? Roster says: "cock-a-doodle-do". Blonde says "any-cock-will-do".



Why dont witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their brooms.



Two fish are swimming around in their bowel, one bumps into the other then says "sorry I got water in my eyes".

Monkey see monkey do

There was this guy raping this girl. There was a monkey sitting down in the corner watching. The man finally was done and jumped off the girl. Then the monkey jumped on and started raping her. A few years later the monky died. At the gates of hell the devil asked "why did you rape that girl". Monkey replys "monkey see monkey do monkey wanted pussy too".

Slugunner your so lame dude, make up your own jokes. Ive heard most of those jokes from comedians on Comedy Central.

Okay, my last one, I feel i'm being the joke hog, so this will be the last I promise.

One day a guy decided he couldn't take life anymore so he decided to take 100 asprins, and after the first two he felt better.

Well, what else am i suppose to do? Almost everyone else is copying jokes ive heard a while ago or that are on the internet. I've heard most of these jokes everyone else have been saying read from this dumbass who printed out a shitload of jokes in my school. I'm not the only one copying jokes. Besides, these are all great and it's WWAAAAYYY too difficult making jokes nobody has ever heard be4

What do a washed up boxer and Dracula's wife have in common?


They both go down for the count.

Okay I'll just give first too anyone with their original jokes.

Here is one;A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an
American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American
too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Gita has not gone
along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
"Then" asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud West Indian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Gita why she is a West Indian.
"Well, my mom and dad are West Indians, so I'm a West Indian too."
The teacher is now angry . "That's no reason", she says loudly "if
your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"

A pause and a smile.
"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."

there was this couple that had been married for 20 years. every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. well ,, after20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. she figured she would break him out this crazy habit. so one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. she looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device....a vibrator! soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. she went completely dallistic. "you impotent bastard," she screamed at him,"how could be lying to me all of these years? you better explain yourself!"..... the husband looks her straight in the eyes and say calmly: "i;ll explain the toy. ........ you explain the kids'

Post Jokes like this,original okay!

One day, a man with magical powers walked in front of a Wal-Mart. He then made the store float in air.
The cops came after they saw him. He asked, "What's happening?"
An officer replied, "You're being arrested."
The man asked, "What's the charges?"
Another officer said, "You're being arrested for shoplifting."


Q: What do you call a zipper that likes disco?
A: Superfly.

Kind of cheesy, but that's all I have.

I don't know if you have thought of this Scorpion15152004 but take me off the scoreboard, its not fair for those with original(?) jokes that should be in 1st place but aren't because of me. I'm sorry

i dont think this 1 is original but it is kinda good


whats the difference of a golf ball and a chevy

U can drive a golf ball more than 10 yards

So, three guys walked into a bar,
and the fourth one ducked!

Slugunner1023 Wrote: Well, what else am i suppose to do? Almost everyone else is copying jokes ive heard a while ago or that are on the internet. I've heard most of these jokes everyone else have been saying read from this dumbass who printed out a shitload of jokes in my school. I'm not the only one copying jokes. Besides, these are all great and it's WWAAAAYYY too difficult making jokes nobody has ever heard be4

Those jokes arent even that good plus those comedians make up their own material. Why dont you try it.

GeorgeJung Wrote: Slugunner1023 Wrote: Well, what else am i suppose to do? Almost everyone else is copying jokes ive heard a while ago or that are on the internet. I've heard most of these jokes everyone else have been saying read from this dumbass who printed out a shitload of jokes in my school. I'm not the only one copying jokes. Besides, these are all great and it's WWAAAAYYY too difficult making jokes nobody has ever heard be4 Those jokes arent even that good plus those comedians make up their own material. Why dont you try it.

LOL that was alot more funny than anything he posted.