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petrcech
04/02/2011 01:55 AM (UTC)
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BS!
But if this were to happen, OMG!
I would so buy these novels, so would buy em :)
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Spider804
04/02/2011 01:57 AM (UTC)
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T-rex Wrote:


tongue

TheManWithTheGoldenGun Wrote:
Trini_Bwoi Wrote:
Lol books.


Very much this. I am a HUGE Mortal Kombat fan but still im not reading a book lol

Ladies and gentlemen,the youth of the nation.

Sad but true. SMH
I blame the video games and the MTV.
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StormChaser
04/02/2011 02:00 AM (UTC)
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Sadly, I thought it was real until I read the part about the soft cover coming out right after the hardcover editions- that never happens.
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04/02/2011 02:00 AM (UTC)
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Spider804 Wrote:
T-rex Wrote:


tongue

TheManWithTheGoldenGun Wrote:
Trini_Bwoi Wrote:
Lol books.


Very much this. I am a HUGE Mortal Kombat fan but still im not reading a book lol

Ladies and gentlemen,the youth of the nation.

Sad but true. SMH
I blame the video games and the MTV.


Umm speak for yourselves. I know plenty of youth who read. ANd I know plenty of adults who (as adults or when they were kids in the 60s) who never touch books.
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QueenSindel(TheBitch)
04/02/2011 02:01 AM (UTC)
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Spider804 Wrote:
Until it's proven as an April Fools joke for sure, I would much rather prefer a Mortal Kombat comic book or graphic novel series. I likes ta look at the pretty pictures of visceral dismemberment. grin

Graphic MK novels ftw
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Spider804
04/02/2011 02:02 AM (UTC)
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I had meant to put a smiley at the end of my post, man this is not my night.
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-Brad-
04/02/2011 02:04 AM (UTC)
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Spider804 Wrote:
Sad but true. SMH I blame the video games and the MTV.

I blame the not walking uphill in snow ten miles both ways to get to places.
And also not being shot at back in 'nam.
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RazorsEdge701
04/02/2011 02:05 AM (UTC)
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Y'know how I could've told Mick wrote the whole fake article even if he hadn't been the one who posted it?

He's the only person in the entire community who makes "Aqua" references.
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Spider804
04/02/2011 02:06 AM (UTC)
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-Brad- Wrote:
Spider804 Wrote:
Sad but true. SMH I blame the video games and the MTV.

I blame the not walking uphill in snow ten miles both ways to get to places.
And also not being shot at back in 'nam.

Exactly. No character, this generation. XD.
RazorsEdge701 Wrote:
Y'know how I could've told Mick wrote the whole fake article even if he hadn't been the one who posted it?

He's the only person in the entire community who makes "Aqua" references.
What's his obsession with Aqua, anyway? lol
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JohnBoyAdvance
04/02/2011 02:07 AM (UTC)
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You know what would be funny now?

If NRS reveal a set of novels to be released.

Besides - Mass Effect, Halo and GEars have novels along side the games Its so the game developers dont actually have to think of a good story.
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04/02/2011 02:12 AM (UTC)
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Damnit, was hoping this was going to be real, lol.
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04/02/2011 02:12 AM (UTC)
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-Brad- Wrote:
Spider804 Wrote:
Sad but true. SMH I blame the video games and the MTV.

I blame the not walking uphill in snow ten miles both ways to get to places.
And also not being shot at back in 'nam.

Goddamn kids and their back-talking.

Back in my day,kids only knew two words - "yes" and "sir."

Now GIT!

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04/02/2011 02:13 AM (UTC)
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What's his obsession with Aqua, anyway? lol

While the repetitive excesses of Cartoon Heroes condemned them to international obscurity, I feel tracks like Be A Man and Heat of the Night remind us that Aquarium is more than just an album of pop-culture referencing Eurodance, with real depth to be found by anyone willing to look.
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Shesgotclaws
04/02/2011 02:18 AM (UTC)
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I'm confused that no one seems RELIEVED that this isn't true.

James Petterson? Author of middle age housewife friendly supermarket paperbacks? You'd want him to be the one to write a MK novel?

No thankyou.
If it was done, it would have to be done well. Which wouldn't happen, of course.
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Spider804
04/02/2011 02:22 AM (UTC)
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Eurodance, you say?
I say...No thank you. lol
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04/02/2011 02:24 AM (UTC)
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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
I'm confused that no one seems RELIEVED that this isn't true.

James Petterson? Author of middle age housewife friendly supermarket paperbacks? You'd want him to be the one to write a MK novel?

No thankyou.
If it was done, it would have to be done well. Which wouldn't happen, of course.


James has some decent reads out there.

Hell, if he'd toned the sap in When the Wind Blows and The Lake House (not THAT The Lake House) down to Maximum Ride levels, or upped the sense of danger and foreboding in the Maximum Ride series to When the Wind Blows and The Lake House (again, not THAT The Lake House) levels he'd have had a pretty damn good read.
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Spider804 Wrote:
T-rex Wrote:


tongue

TheManWithTheGoldenGun Wrote:
Trini_Bwoi Wrote:
Lol books.


Very much this. I am a HUGE Mortal Kombat fan but still im not reading a book lol

Ladies and gentlemen,the youth of the nation.

Sad but true. SMH
I blame the video games and the MTV.


Im 24 and I read comic books
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QueenSindel(TheBitch)
04/02/2011 02:30 AM (UTC)
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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
I'm confused that no one seems RELIEVED that this isn't true.

James Petterson? Author of middle age housewife friendly supermarket paperbacks? You'd want him to be the one to write a MK novel?

No thankyou.
If it was done, it would have to be done well. Which wouldn't happen, of course.

I totally forgot Petterson had anything to do with this once I read "Stephen King."

King wouldn't be the right choice either, but would make it interesting in his own way I think.
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04/02/2011 02:30 AM (UTC)
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Ha ha, wow. I've been EXTREMELY gullible today lol. For a second I actually thought...

Thanks for the laugh!
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Goro Still Lives
04/02/2011 02:33 AM (UTC)
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I knew this was fake when they contributed it to Nimbus, who was the center of an April Fool's joke a decade or so ago in EGM.
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Trini_Bwoi
04/02/2011 02:39 AM (UTC)
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Spider804 Wrote:
T-rex Wrote:


tongue

TheManWithTheGoldenGun Wrote:
Trini_Bwoi Wrote:
Lol books.


Very much this. I am a HUGE Mortal Kombat fan but still im not reading a book lol

Ladies and gentlemen,the youth of the nation.

Sad but true. SMH
I blame the video games and the MTV.


Oh why don't you go read a book or something.
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04/02/2011 02:38 AM (UTC)
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Almost got me but then I looked at the date..

Nice try.
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scorpionsbaraka
04/02/2011 02:39 AM (UTC)
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Haha, i was pretty excited. i guess i am the only one whom enjoys books (i feel elderly). But as soon as it came to the name of the book group (PARLOFOIL) AKA APRILFOOL scrambled, i cried a little inside.
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~Crow~
04/02/2011 02:41 AM (UTC)
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I'm kinda surprised the bit about Stephen King didn't give it away to more people, but yeah.
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