Everyone above me secretly wants to make sweet love to me.

Everyone below me secretly wants to make sweet love to me.


THIS THREAD IS NOW THREADJACKED BY GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK!

Ha!

There's no one above you. Wait a minute...did he say below him too?
*looks up*
Fuck.

Okay, fine, I misspoke. Even if the person doing the modelling is heterosexual, he is VERY clearly portraying a homosexual male. (By clearly, I mean 99% of people who look at that picture would immediately draw the conclusion, "gay") Is Tom Hanks gay? No, but the character he portrayed in "Philadelphia" was. Same thing.

The point is, Queve made a thread that was nominally not about a gay character, then he posts a picture of a gay character and starts to discuss it. It's a non-sequitur. There's no other way to take it.



Uh, okay. Way to go Captain Avoid-the-actual-point-because-I-know-I'm-wrong. Is that some kinda quote from your uncanny valley girl from that abortion of a game that was DA? IDK, I never played it.

And no one would blame you and no jury would convict you if you just closed it right here and now.

How the effing hell did you come to THAT conclusion? What about him says "I am gay!"??? NOTHING! You are either delusional or ignorant.

That's from Mortal Kombat: Armageddon.

Sonya wore the same clothes she had from MK:DA, though.
MK:DA was not bad at all.

It's probably the "oh shit, there's a better looking guy than me...uh...he must be gay!" defense mechanism.

Delusional? You see a man dressed in a skin tight outfit meant for a woman posing effeminately and you don't think he's gay?

I think I know who the delusional one is.

IT IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!! You moron!
He is only wearing the boxers! The rest is photoshopped on!
Sheesh...

For the third time: I'm not wasting my time on you.

And no, I'm not quoting from MK:DA. A game that most certainly was not any kind of "abortion".

Shame. On. You.



You, sir, are very sad.

Do learn to take care of your own threads and attitude before forcing judgments on everyone else's. Your own history should have taught you (at least) that much.

Have a nice day.

PS: Again, nothing personal against you wombat. But, really, I'm done wasting my time.

Because thread relevant.

Yoga fire! Yoga teleport!


Dhalsim's kicking butt and burning haters.

Okay, you lost me... How did Gary Oak come into the picture all of a sudden?

You're busy in here trying to have a fight and suddenly GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK shows up and takes over your thread!

It's not my thread.
And he hasn't taken over anything. Just a silly Pokemon character, and a douchebag for that matter. And you didn't answer my question, but that doesn't matter now, because this is rather irrelevant.

Back on topic.

Being intelligent on the internet has been long since replaced by making reference to cultural memes.

Family Guy ruined everything.

First of all, NONE of the pictures Queve posted depict gay men. They depict men who are scantily clad, some in the same fashion as the female characters. If anything, they are crossdressers, not gay. And no, not all crossdressers are gay.

Second, male characters can be scantily clad without appearing slutty. I already gave an example with Johnny Cage's MK1 appearance. As long it fits the character and looks stylish, I would have no problem with more male nudity in Mortal Kombat.

And third, this could have been a really good thread if it wasn't for the ignorant morons who ruined it.

Being intelligent went out the fucking window when this thread turned into gay bashing, racism, and other crap.

When all of you idiots (and that's what you are when you know better), decided to engage this bullshit you VETOED yourselves from any intelligent debate. And to want to continue with that bullshit when it wasn't even the topic, only can mean that you lack the intelligence you claim is missing. This thread should have never have went there and should have been closed.

NO. YOU SHAT IN THE POOL, NOW I'M PUTTING IT UP FOR THE SUMMER! GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT IT.

Meanwhile...

With posts like this, you are part of the problem.

People, get back on topic.

Read the last post on page nine. Then see what you were doing on page ten. You are the problem. They are the problem. This thread derailed ages ago. Make a better one. This is swimming in terrible.