Kung Jin vs Kobra
Kobra: Arrows are straight, you idiot!
KJ: You don't look too straight down there.
Kobra: You f*beep* f*beep* AAAARRRGGHHH!!!

Quan Chi: Do you like the Flintstones child?
Jacqui Briggs: Nah, not really my thing.
Quan Chi: I bet you yabba dabba do.

Taven: Johnny...
Johnny Cage: Did you watch any of my DVDs?
Taven: Sorry, they all burned in a fire

Shang Tsung: I've underestimated the Takahashi lineage
Kenshi: I merely adapted past the ordeal
ST: That won't happen again

Shang Tsung: Son of Kenshi here is your final lesson
Takeda: Kenshi and Scorpion taught me everything
Shang Tsung: They felt one subject out: DEATH

Emperor Liu Kang: The son of a whoring god
Taven: Says the "celibate monk"
Emperor Liu Kang: I've had enough of gods judging me!

Tanya : You disgust me.
Johnny Cage : Don't go breaking my heart.
Tanya : I'll do more than that.

Jade (playfully): Edenia's General orders you alone
Taven (playfully): You dare blaspheme your god?
Jade (playfully): Come and smite me if you can

Taven: You've been following me
Jade: I was a bodyguard after all
Taven (sarcastic): I clearly see you respect my privacy

Taven: You've been following me
Jade: You don't trust your own people?
Taven: Protecting Edenia is something I must do alone

Taven: This is it?
Jade: Modern Earthrealmers call it a "first date"
Taven: Then allow me to spark the first flames

Cassie Cage: So you have a psychopathic brother huh?
Taven: Yes, why?
Cassie Cage: Two words: Family counseling

Quan Chi: It`s good to see you, friend!

Quan Chi: Wanna see my Ninja kollection?

Quan Chi: I don`t just kollect Ninjas anymore...



Ka-Tra

Goro 1: Hey that's not Fair, you have 4 arms!

Goro 2: So do you dumbarse!

Goro 1: Oh yeah, hee hee, my bad.



Raiden: I'm so annoyed I missed last night's Game of Thrones.

Sonya: You missed a good episode, especially the part where
..

Raiden: SONYA BLADE! I will not tolerate spoilers!!!

Tremor : The Black Dragon will kill you Liu Kang.
Liu Kang : It looks like it is time for me to morph into my dragon form.
Tremor : I will make you fall into the pits of the earth.

Daegon: You interfere with personal affairs!
Jade: You hurt Taven, you'll deal with me
Daegon: You'll join him in a grave sooner than naught!

Jade: What do you want rogue god?
Daegon: The leader of the Resistance, bring him
Jade: You are speaking to "him" at this moment

Jade: What do you want rogue god?
Daegon: The leader of the Resistance, bring him
Jade: Being sexist today aren't you?

Daegon: One mere mortal challenging me?
Jade: I am no "mere mortal"
Daegon: I'm supposed to be afraid of that?

Taven: Queen Sindel
Sindel: 10,000 years it's been young lord?
Taven: It pains me to close this reunion

Jade: It's good to see you Taven
Taven: Was that sarcasm or a compliment?
Jade (mocking): You could have went "You too", but have it your way

Jade: It's good to see you Taven
Taven: Was that sarcasm or a compliment?
Jade: I'd like to keep you guessing

Kai (friendly greeting): Kung Jin!
Kung Jin (friendly greeting): Kai, you son of a bitch!
Kai: Still sticking your arrows up people?

Kung Jin: Hope this visit is worth something
Kai: Cynical as always archer boy?
Kung Jin: Being a former thief has that effect

Taven: You turned my younger brother against me!
Shinnok: I merely showed Daegon the truth
Taven: YOU MANIPULATED HIM!

Daegon: Big brother...
Taven: This all ends now.
Daegon: Yes...FOR YOU.

Daegon: Still follow our dead parents?
Taven: Why continue speaking ill of them?
Daegon: They withheld my potential!

Daegon: I've been awake 9,000 years
Taven: You owe me your skill in fire and kombat in Edenia
Daegon: Now the student overthrows the master.

Taven: Daegon
Daegon: Still trying to persuade me with worthless words?
Taven: No, I'm done with words.

Erron Black : What I killed you ?
Kobra : Ha it was one of my tricks fool.
Erron Black : I'll show you who is the fool.

Kung Jin: So any gays in Edenia?
Taven: Our realm has people of all tastes
Kung Jin: I'm booking my ticket there.

Whats with the jade/taven shipping lmao

Noob Saibot: The brute and his child
Ferra/Torr: Inkman one, Ferra/Torr two!
Noob Saibot: My shadow clones have a different say

Cassie Cage: Chilly day isn't it?
Frost: Fuck off Cage
Cassie Cage: Does cold-hearted bitch suffice?

Frost : You sold me out to Scorpion.
Sub-Zero : No he is free of his burden of hellfire.
Frost : All you do is lie to me Sub-Zero.

Sub-Zero : What are you doing here Frost ?
Frost : I am here to take care of you traitor.
Sub-Zero : You are wrong I am not a traitor.

Kenshi: John Cena
John Cena: You can't see me!
Kenshi: Cheeky fucker!

Tremor : You will be easy to kill.
Jax : I will tear you limb from limb with my metal arms.
Tremor : Come on tough guy.

Jax : Tremor get out of my way.
Tremor : Major Briggs I will bury you in the ground.
Jax : I like to see you try it punk.

Mileena: Kano owes me Gold!
Tremor: Then take it up with him...
Mileena: He suggested I get my CUT from YOU...


Tremor: You haven`t payed me for crafting those award statues.
Johnny Cage: Seriously, what do I pay you with?!
Tremor: Food, Shelter. Hospitality, Kindness... Respect...



Ka-Tra

Kung Jin: A diamond in the rough, so to speak?
Tremor: As are you, so to speak...
Kung Jin: It would appear so...



Ka-Tra

Johnny Cage : My Sunglasses are better than yours.
Johnny Cage : Is it me or does it seem like you are stupid ?
Johnny Cage : No it's just you.

Bo Rai Cho: "Back to training, Jin!"
Kung Jin: "Are you this pushy when you're sober?"
Bo Rai Cho: "I wouldn't know"

Bo Rai Cho - ( Burps ) Hi Kitana
Kitana - Don't fart on me Bo Rai Cho.
Bo Rai Cho - I can't promise you that Kitana.

Kitana- You are disgusting
Bo Rai Cho- ( Burps ) Thanks ha ha ha.
Kitana- I wasn't being polite.

Kitana: Mother...you're alive!

Sindel: Too bad you.......... will die!

Kitana: Oh for Christs sake.

Rain : Let the son of Argus pass through here Raiden.
Raiden : You shall not pass Rain.
Rain : Then I will have to exterminate you.

Raiden : Get out of here Rain.
Rain : You can't stop me thunder god.
Raiden : I will stop you Rain.

Kotal Kahn: Why hasn't Raiden finished you?
Daegon: Me and him have an understanding
Kotal Kahn: I will not tolerate deception!

Kotal Kahn: I warned you about Daegon
Dark Raiden: He is of no threat to both our realms
Kotal Kahn: Are you that naïve!?

Kotal Kahn: You protected Daegon despite our pact?
Dark Raiden: Earthrealm owes nothing to Outworld
Kotal Kahn: Then our pact is void!

Fujin: Why haven't you told me?
Raiden: Daegon is of no concern to you
Fujin: There is always a price for mendacity

Taven: Daegon and the Red Dragon rose because of you?
Raiden: He vowed not to threaten Earthrealm
Taven: This is all your fault!

Taven: Edenia demands your extradition
Dark Raiden: I will not turn myself in
Taven: That is not up to you

Taven: Edenia demands your extradition
Dark Raiden: I do not fear you, son of Argus
Taven: Daegon killed a god, do not test me

Taven: Edenia demands your extradition
Dark Raiden: I do not fear you, son of Argus
Taven: Do not underestimate a demigod