I'm a fuckin' pretty princess •03/23/2015 04:43 PM (UTC) •
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I'D LOVE to see a Tanya's MK4 ending reference:
Tanya: Hahahaha
Liu Kang: Tanya, what's going on?!
Tanya: Cant u see Liu Kang? This is a trap!
Tanya: Hahahaha
Liu Kang: Tanya, what's going on?!
Tanya: Cant u see Liu Kang? This is a trap!
nightbreed_16 •03/23/2015 06:06 PM (UTC) •
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D'vorah : We like you.
Ermac ; We adore you.
D'vorah : We should team up.
Ermac ; We adore you.
D'vorah : We should team up.
Liu kang: So your raidens new champion
Johnny cage: that's right
Liu kang: you will never be as good as me.
Baraka: reptile
Reptile: I will tear your flesh
Baraka: my blades will find your heart
Liu kang: join Me kitana
Kitana: you had your chance liu
Liu kang: say hello to jade for me.
Johnny cage: that's right
Liu kang: you will never be as good as me.
Baraka: reptile
Reptile: I will tear your flesh
Baraka: my blades will find your heart
Liu kang: join Me kitana
Kitana: you had your chance liu
Liu kang: say hello to jade for me.
nightbreed_16 •03/23/2015 08:58 PM (UTC) •
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Liu Kang : I can feel the rage in me.
Raiden : Stop it Liu Kang settle down.
Liu Kang : I will settle down after you are dead.
Raiden : Stop it Liu Kang settle down.
Liu Kang : I will settle down after you are dead.
SpellcraftQuill •03/23/2015 08:59 PM (UTC) •
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Cassie: Hey blubber butt.
Jacqui:Oh no you didn't girl!
Cassie: It's Kombat time!
Jacqui:Oh no you didn't girl!
Cassie: It's Kombat time!
SpellcraftQuill •03/30/2015 12:18 PM (UTC) •
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Another one to bump this topic
Johnny: Hey Kenshi! How many fingers am I holding up?
Kenshi: You'll have none if you continue joking around.
Johnny: Yeesh! I'll ask again once I kick your ass!
Johnny: Hey Kenshi! How many fingers am I holding up?
Kenshi: You'll have none if you continue joking around.
Johnny: Yeesh! I'll ask again once I kick your ass!
Back and sassier than before. •03/30/2015 01:00 PM (UTC) •
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Mileena: Come to kneel before me?
Baraka: I will pierce your heart
Mileena: I just love it when you flirt
Baraka: You looked better without the lips
Mileena: I'm almost flattered
Baraka: I'll be happy to rip them off your face
Baraka: I will pierce your heart
Mileena: I just love it when you flirt
Baraka: You looked better without the lips
Mileena: I'm almost flattered
Baraka: I'll be happy to rip them off your face
OttoMatic •04/02/2015 03:45 AM (UTC) •
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Welp, might as well try
Cassie:Nice Whips, into pain?
Takeda:your the one about to feel it
Cassie: Kinky
Sub-Zero Do you remember me?
Kano: Yeah, I gave you that scar.
Sub-Zero: After this you'll need two cyber eyes
Kenshi: Johnny Cage...
Johnny: Wow, I didn't See this coming
Kenshi: your humor is unamusing
Rain:Mileena, you are of no more use
Mileena; You dare betray me?
Rain: I am a true prince, not some abomination
Cassie:Nice Whips, into pain?
Takeda:your the one about to feel it
Cassie: Kinky
Sub-Zero Do you remember me?
Kano: Yeah, I gave you that scar.
Sub-Zero: After this you'll need two cyber eyes
Kenshi: Johnny Cage...
Johnny: Wow, I didn't See this coming
Kenshi: your humor is unamusing
Rain:Mileena, you are of no more use
Mileena; You dare betray me?
Rain: I am a true prince, not some abomination
Brady_Got_Caged •04/02/2015 04:35 AM (UTC) •
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Johnny Cage vs Takeda
Johnny Cage: Man if your dad could SEE this.
Takeda: You're an asshole.
Johnny Cage: Eh, been called worse.
Johnny Cage vs Sonya
Sonya: You're going down Johnny!
Johnny: You know, you sure are cute when you're violent.
Sonya: Then you'll love this.
Johnny Cage: Man if your dad could SEE this.
Takeda: You're an asshole.
Johnny Cage: Eh, been called worse.
Johnny Cage vs Sonya
Sonya: You're going down Johnny!
Johnny: You know, you sure are cute when you're violent.
Sonya: Then you'll love this.
nightbreed_16 •04/02/2015 05:52 PM (UTC) •
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I know I should have put this up yesterday but here goes.
Johnny Cage : You are a good fighter.
Reptile : I know I am.
Johnny Cage : Sike ! April Fools !
Johnny Cage : You are a good fighter.
Reptile : I know I am.
Johnny Cage : Sike ! April Fools !
Reiko: A monk with a fire complexion
Liu Kang: The story of my life
Reiko: In this story the hero dies in the end
Liu Kang: Shao Kahn?
Reiko: Much worse
Liu Kang: Then you will join your master's grave
Reiko: Liu Kang
Liu Kang: You look like Shao Kahn
Reiko: But smarter and more patient than him
Reiko: You remembered how I killed your husband
Sindel: You will pay for Jerrod's death
Reiko: Like you, I was following orders...
Reiko: There's still time
KItana: I will never join you!
Reiko: You wasted your potential, assassin
Reiko: Raiden's prodigal son returns!
Liu Kang: Do not mock me Outworlder!
Reiko: Only to fall by my hand!
Reiko: I enjoyed killing your husband
Kitana: Liu Kang's murder will be avenged!
Reiko: I highly doubt it
Reiko: I enjoyed killing your husband
Kitana: Liu Kang's murder will be avenged!
Reiko: Time to join your star-crossed lover
Reiko: My love...
Tanya: Destroyer of Edenia...
Reiko: Traitor of Edenia, what does that make you?
Liu Kang: The story of my life
Reiko: In this story the hero dies in the end
Liu Kang: Shao Kahn?
Reiko: Much worse
Liu Kang: Then you will join your master's grave
Reiko: Liu Kang
Liu Kang: You look like Shao Kahn
Reiko: But smarter and more patient than him
Reiko: You remembered how I killed your husband
Sindel: You will pay for Jerrod's death
Reiko: Like you, I was following orders...
Reiko: There's still time
KItana: I will never join you!
Reiko: You wasted your potential, assassin
Reiko: Raiden's prodigal son returns!
Liu Kang: Do not mock me Outworlder!
Reiko: Only to fall by my hand!
Reiko: I enjoyed killing your husband
Kitana: Liu Kang's murder will be avenged!
Reiko: I highly doubt it
Reiko: I enjoyed killing your husband
Kitana: Liu Kang's murder will be avenged!
Reiko: Time to join your star-crossed lover
Reiko: My love...
Tanya: Destroyer of Edenia...
Reiko: Traitor of Edenia, what does that make you?
nightbreed_16 •04/10/2015 04:50 PM (UTC) •
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Jacqui : Where is my mom ?
Jax : Last time I saw her was in the Kuatan Jungle.
Jacqui ; Okay we will have to search for her soon dad.
Jax : Last time I saw her was in the Kuatan Jungle.
Jacqui ; Okay we will have to search for her soon dad.
Ermac: We are made of many souls
Skarlet: I am a construct of Shao Kahn myself
Ermac: Then we must destroy you
Dark Empress Kitana: My friend...
Jade: You are no friend of mine, demon
Dark Empress Kitana: Then we are enemies!
Jade: Politics have always been your hobby
Tanya: What's yours?
Jade: Resurrection
Shang Tsung: Destroyer of Shinnok...
Cassie Cage: Dad told me not to talk to strangers
Shang Tsung: Your soul will be perfect
Cassie Cage: Hey Boogie Man
Shang Tsung: You know not what I can do
Cassie Cage: Meh Slenderman's much scarier
Noob Saibot: I've seen your brother.
Liu Kang: Impossible, Chan is long dead
Noob Saibot: He's waiting for you on the other side!
Onaga: The foolish mortal
Cassie Cage: Am I supposed to be the princess?
Onaga: I take pleasure in burning damsels than keeping them alive
Skarlet: I am a construct of Shao Kahn myself
Ermac: Then we must destroy you
Dark Empress Kitana: My friend...
Jade: You are no friend of mine, demon
Dark Empress Kitana: Then we are enemies!
Jade: Politics have always been your hobby
Tanya: What's yours?
Jade: Resurrection
Shang Tsung: Destroyer of Shinnok...
Cassie Cage: Dad told me not to talk to strangers
Shang Tsung: Your soul will be perfect
Cassie Cage: Hey Boogie Man
Shang Tsung: You know not what I can do
Cassie Cage: Meh Slenderman's much scarier
Noob Saibot: I've seen your brother.
Liu Kang: Impossible, Chan is long dead
Noob Saibot: He's waiting for you on the other side!
Onaga: The foolish mortal
Cassie Cage: Am I supposed to be the princess?
Onaga: I take pleasure in burning damsels than keeping them alive
nightbreed_16 •05/12/2015 03:16 AM (UTC) •
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Cassie Cage : The bigger they are the harder they fall.
Goro : Wise words from a woman.
Cassie Cage : This is where you fall down.
Goro : Wise words from a woman.
Cassie Cage : This is where you fall down.
Taven: Can we please just talk about it?
Jade: I talk, you listen for once
Taven: Is this about my constant monologing?
Johnny Cage: How you doing Bob?
Taven: (sigh) Really Cage, at this time?
Johnny Cage: The question is did you shoot the deputy?
Liu Kang: Bob.
Taven: How did you know my Earthrealm "name"?
Liu Kang: Let us just say Johnny Cage couldn't shut his mouth
Jade: Pleasant of you to join me in my morning workout
Taven (sarcastic): Try to go easy on the handsome face
Jade (sneaky grin): Aren't you forgetting...never mind.
Taven: What sorcery has Daegon spawned?
Taven: I'm a son of Argus, I answer to no one!
Taven: Anyone can call themselves a son of Argus nowadays!
Taven: Red Dragon?
Kano: Black Dragon, you bloody berk!
Taven: Whatever
Taven: I'm an orphan too child
Frost: I could care less about my fucking parents
Taven: Here comes a lesson in discipline
Sub-Zero: You will not best me so easily
Taven: (sigh) And you are?
Sub-Zero: I am Sub-Zero, Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei
Sub-Zero: You attack the Lin Kuei?
Taven: That was the Tengu clan and they attacked me
Sub-Zero: Regardless you are not welcome
Kano: You wrecked the entire Black Dragon
Taven (sarcastic): I have an uncanny tendency to slaughter entire clans
Kano: Snarky bastard...
Liu Kang: Keep away from Kitana
Taven: She's Edenia's leader, not your exotic concubine
Liu Kang: Since when did you care about her realm?
Liu Kang: Keep away from Kitana
Taven: Why would a Protector God engage the Queen?
Liu Kang: Various reasons
Jade: I'm not feeling alright
Taven: Would hitting me with your bo ease that stress?
Jade (sarcastic): I commend you for being so valiant, "My Lord."
Kitana: You're a great warrior Lord Taven
Taven: Why thank you, "Your Highness"
Kitana: I was being sarcastic
Taven: What's with you with deserts?
Jade: What's with you with dragons?
Taven: They're both ho...HEY!
Jade: You have the blood of dragons within you
Taven: You have the beauty of a desert lily
Jade: Enough formalities, lets go!
Jade: I talk, you listen for once
Taven: Is this about my constant monologing?
Johnny Cage: How you doing Bob?
Taven: (sigh) Really Cage, at this time?
Johnny Cage: The question is did you shoot the deputy?
Liu Kang: Bob.
Taven: How did you know my Earthrealm "name"?
Liu Kang: Let us just say Johnny Cage couldn't shut his mouth
Jade: Pleasant of you to join me in my morning workout
Taven (sarcastic): Try to go easy on the handsome face
Jade (sneaky grin): Aren't you forgetting...never mind.
Taven: What sorcery has Daegon spawned?
Taven: I'm a son of Argus, I answer to no one!
Taven: Anyone can call themselves a son of Argus nowadays!
Taven: Red Dragon?
Kano: Black Dragon, you bloody berk!
Taven: Whatever
Taven: I'm an orphan too child
Frost: I could care less about my fucking parents
Taven: Here comes a lesson in discipline
Sub-Zero: You will not best me so easily
Taven: (sigh) And you are?
Sub-Zero: I am Sub-Zero, Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei
Sub-Zero: You attack the Lin Kuei?
Taven: That was the Tengu clan and they attacked me
Sub-Zero: Regardless you are not welcome
Kano: You wrecked the entire Black Dragon
Taven (sarcastic): I have an uncanny tendency to slaughter entire clans
Kano: Snarky bastard...
Liu Kang: Keep away from Kitana
Taven: She's Edenia's leader, not your exotic concubine
Liu Kang: Since when did you care about her realm?
Liu Kang: Keep away from Kitana
Taven: Why would a Protector God engage the Queen?
Liu Kang: Various reasons
Jade: I'm not feeling alright
Taven: Would hitting me with your bo ease that stress?
Jade (sarcastic): I commend you for being so valiant, "My Lord."
Kitana: You're a great warrior Lord Taven
Taven: Why thank you, "Your Highness"
Kitana: I was being sarcastic
Taven: What's with you with deserts?
Jade: What's with you with dragons?
Taven: They're both ho...HEY!
Jade: You have the blood of dragons within you
Taven: You have the beauty of a desert lily
Jade: Enough formalities, lets go!
nightbreed_16 •05/15/2015 01:16 PM (UTC) •
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Kenshi vs Daegon
Takeda vs Daegon
Kenshi : You killed my wife assassin.
Daegon : Yes I did what are you going to do about it ?
Kenshi : I am going to kill you and erase you from existence.
Takeda : Another red dragon member to be killed.
Daegon : I am going to kill you like I did your mother.
Takeda : So you revealed the truth now I will get my revenge.
Takeda vs Daegon
Kenshi : You killed my wife assassin.
Daegon : Yes I did what are you going to do about it ?
Kenshi : I am going to kill you and erase you from existence.
Takeda : Another red dragon member to be killed.
Daegon : I am going to kill you like I did your mother.
Takeda : So you revealed the truth now I will get my revenge.
KabalWins •05/28/2015 04:30 AM (UTC) •
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This thread is too good.
Takeda: You got that 100 bucks you owe me?
Kung Jin: Uh. Yeah...
Takeda: Have you forgotten I'm a telepath?
Johnny Cage: Heya Liu!
Liu Kang: What is it Cage?
Johnny Cage: Was wondering if you could teach me that bicycle kick...
Takeda: You got that 100 bucks you owe me?
Kung Jin: Uh. Yeah...
Takeda: Have you forgotten I'm a telepath?
Johnny Cage: Heya Liu!
Liu Kang: What is it Cage?
Johnny Cage: Was wondering if you could teach me that bicycle kick...
Tanya: The kinslayer
Daegon: The Edenian traitor
Tanya: Edenia will rise without you!
Taven: Tanya
Tanya: Still your father courts other mortal women?
Taven: Not something I'm proud of.
Johnny Cage (Bale Batman impression): Your parents are dead!!
Daegon: You will perish for your mockery
Johnny Cage: Not sticking around to see the fireworks?
Tanya: Are you looking for a consort?
Taven: Sorry, I'm already taken.
Tanya: Allow me to persuade you by force
Tanya: Join us Lord Taven
Taven: I want nothing to do with your civil war
Tanya: Sleeping out of a war has always been your strategy
Daegon: The Edenian traitor
Tanya: Edenia will rise without you!
Taven: Tanya
Tanya: Still your father courts other mortal women?
Taven: Not something I'm proud of.
Johnny Cage (Bale Batman impression): Your parents are dead!!
Daegon: You will perish for your mockery
Johnny Cage: Not sticking around to see the fireworks?
Tanya: Are you looking for a consort?
Taven: Sorry, I'm already taken.
Tanya: Allow me to persuade you by force
Tanya: Join us Lord Taven
Taven: I want nothing to do with your civil war
Tanya: Sleeping out of a war has always been your strategy
DiamondDevil •06/03/2015 01:36 AM (UTC) •
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Erron Black (in Outcast costume): What's so funny, Cage?
Johnny Cage: That outfit makes you look like a male stripper!
Erron Black: Now I don't even care if I get paid to kill you...
Johnny Cage: That outfit makes you look like a male stripper!
Erron Black: Now I don't even care if I get paid to kill you...
SwingBatta •06/04/2015 05:33 AM (UTC) •
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Kenshi: Ready, Cage?
Johnny: For what, Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
Kenshi: Well, you are a jackass.
Johnny: For what, Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
Kenshi: Well, you are a jackass.
tempestfury •06/06/2015 03:37 AM (UTC) •
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Sindel: Hasn't your mother told you what I did to her friends? Kill them all with a blink of an eye!
Cassie: And that includes your daughter. Are you proud of that?
Sindel: Kitana and I are a family now, reunited in death. Join us, and I will give you a proper upbringing!
Cassie: And that includes your daughter. Are you proud of that?
Sindel: Kitana and I are a family now, reunited in death. Join us, and I will give you a proper upbringing!
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