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Captain_Chivalry
03/13/2015 11:19 PM (UTC)
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One more tongue

Raiden: (staring into his amulet) I should have foreseen this! (looks up)

Godzilla: "AAIIEEEEEEE—UUUUHHHHH—UUUNNNNNK!!!!" (stomps foot down, his dorsal plates light up)

Raiden: The cost would be too great!!!! (drops amulet and runs away.)
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DG1OA
03/14/2015 02:36 PM (UTC)
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Deadpool vs Johnny
Deadpool: Here's Johnny... Mnemonic!
Johnny: Go swim in the deadpool.
Deadpool: Here come fifty shades of buttkickin'!

Goro vs Jason
Goro: Hockey's one of my favorite human sports.
Jason pulls out his machete.
Goro: But no hockey players could ever best me.
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tharealist
03/14/2015 02:40 PM (UTC)
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Love the intros. I'll probably never really skip them unless they start getting repetitive.
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03/14/2015 05:57 PM (UTC)
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Johnny Cage : I am going to take a picture of me kicking your ass.
Goro : I am going to break you in half movie star.
Johnny Cage : I'm too fast for you slow poke.
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Brady_Got_Caged
03/14/2015 07:25 PM (UTC)
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Did anyone notice that intros are stage related? Kano and Johnny had one at the Outworld market where Cage is like. "So they'res ice cream in Outworld chubby.
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03/14/2015 08:50 PM (UTC)
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Shang Tsung: the offspring of the champion of clowns?
Cassie Cage: my dad warned me about you, old goat!
Shang Tsung: yes, it seems so.

Cassie Cage: can I pull on your beard?
Shang Tsung: didn't your parents teach you respect?
Cassie Cage: they did. Still... *yoink.*
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Shang Tsung: a banquet of souls to feast upon.
Ermac: we are beyond your magics, spellbinder.
Shang Tsung: you forget, I was a champion before.

Ermac: come no further, life leech!
Shang Tsung: a legion of warriors trembling in fear.
Ermac: a legion of souls to shred you to pieces!
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Shang Tsung: you have failed, thunder god!
Raiden: I will not fail in putting you down now!
Shang Tsung: your shame is victory already enough.

Raiden: managed to crawl back to life, I see!
Shang Tsung: as long as I exist, I will!
Raiden: that will be your epitaph, shapeshifter.
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Shang Tsung: your ancestors... they served me well.
Kenshi: killing you twice is not good enough for you!
Shang Tsung: and now it's your turn.

Kenshi: you bargained your life back, I see. *
Shang Tsung: death was just an obstacle I conquered.
Kenshi: ...so I will become learned in killing you.
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Shang Tsung: ah, the cryomancer. You'll do nicely.
Sub-Zero: there will always be another to hound you!
Shang Tsung: Yes, I am counting on it.

Sub-Zero: the Lin Kuei should've taken your head before.
Shang Tsung: yes, it may have been a grave error.
Sub-Zero: an error I will rectify.
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Shang Tsung: challenging me is no small feat, Quan Chi.
Quan Chi: should I be impressed by you cheating death?
Shang Tsung: no. You'll be impressed by your own defeat.

Quan Chi: so you've managed to revive, amateur?
Shang Tsung: you've left enough opportunities, demon.
Quan Chi: ...but I will leave nothing of you left...
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Shang Tsung: death has taught me of you well.
Scorpion: you are too dangerous to be left alive again.
Shang Tsung: a correct assessment from you, for once.

Scorpion: Shao Kahn's magician....
Shang Tsung: ressurection cost you your strength, ghost.
Scorpion: it cost me my weakness.
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Shang Tsung: I see the once slave thinks himself as free.
Reptile: do not dare think of me as your slave, madman!
Shang Tsung: that tongue has developed, indeed.

Reptile: I have grown above servitude, sorcerer!
Shang Tsung: yet, you are still a toady for Kotal Kahn...
Reptile: I am not a toad!
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Shang Tsung: I see you have performed above my expectations...
Mileena: you can not hurt or command me, sorcerer!
Shang Tsung: what I made, I can unmake, puppet!

Mileena: you should have started begging for mercy.
Shang Tsung: the years deranged you even more, you mere experiment!
Mileena: I'll flay you down to that hole you call a soul!
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Shang Tsung: Raiden's madness led you to failure before.
Liu Kang: but your examples taught me to kill you.
Shang Tsung: then I will instruct you more in ways of pain!

Liu Kang: how is it that you live?
Shang Tsung: sheer contempt brought me back to life, pup!
Liu Kang: the feeling is entirely mutual!
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Shang Tsung: I propose an alliance, blood/sun/war god!
Kotal Kahn: your name is synonymous with treachery, mage!
Shang Tsung: maybe so, but I may be nearly your equal.

Kotal Kahn: you face a god, spineless worm!
Shang Tsung: but gods remain vulnerable too...
Kotal Kahn: then you may test your thesis...
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Shang Tsung: our previous alliance wasn't so... satisfactory.
Kano: you complainin' about shoddy ha:dware?
Shang Tsung: no, but abandoning me wasn't your best idea.

Kano: oy, magician, can ya''do some neat tricks?
Shang Tsung: I can do much more than that, peasant.
Kano: I'll drag ya' home by your beard.
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ehh.

* Just noticed what I did there....
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krajax
03/14/2015 08:58 PM (UTC)
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Chrome Wrote:
Shang Tsung: the offspring of the champion of clowns?
Cassie Cage: my dad warned me about you, old goat!
Shang Tsung: yes, it seems so.

Cassie Cage: can I pull on your beard?
Shang Tsung: didn't your parents teach you respect?
Cassie Cage: they did. Still... *yoink.*
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Shang Tsung: a banquet of souls to feast upon.
Ermac: we are beyond your magics, spellbinder.
Shang Tsung: you forget, I was a champion before.

Ermac: come no further, life leech!
Shang Tsung: a legion of warriors trembling in fear.
Ermac: a legion of souls to shred you to pieces!
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Shang Tsung: you have failed, thunder god!
Raiden: I will not fail in putting you down now!
Shang Tsung: your shame is victory already enough.

Raiden: managed to crawl back to life, I see!
Shang Tsung: as long as I exist, I will!
Raiden: that will be your epitaph, shapeshifter.
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Shang Tsung: your ancestors... they served me well.
Kenshi: killing you twice is not good enough for you!
Shang Tsung: and now it's your turn.

Kenshi: you bargained your life back, I see. *
Shang Tsung: death was just an obstacle I conquered.
Kenshi: ...so I will become learned in killing you.
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Shang Tsung: ah, the cryomancer. You'll do nicely.
Sub-Zero: there will always be another to hound you!
Shang Tsung: Yes, I am counting on it.

Sub-Zero: the Lin Kuei should've taken your head before.
Shang Tsung: yes, it may have been a grave error.
Sub-Zero: an error I will rectify.
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Shang Tsung: challenging me is no small feat, Quan Chi.
Quan Chi: should I be impressed by you cheating death?
Shang Tsung: no. You'll be impressed by your own defeat.

Quan Chi: so you've managed to revive, amateur?
Shang Tsung: you've left enough opportunities, demon.
Quan Chi: ...but I will leave nothing of you left...
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Shang Tsung: death has taught me of you well.
Scorpion: you are too dangerous to be left alive again.
Shang Tsung: a correct assessment from you, for once.

Scorpion: Shao Kahn's magician....
Shang Tsung: ressurection cost you your strength, ghost.
Scorpion: it cost me my weakness.
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Shang Tsung: I see the once slave thinks himself as free.
Reptile: do not dare think of me as your slave, madman!
Shang Tsung: that tongue has developed, indeed.

Reptile: I have grown above servitude, sorcerer!
Shang Tsung: yet, you are still a toady for Kotal Kahn...
Reptile: I am not a toad!
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Shang Tsung: I see you have performed above my expectations...
Mileena: you can not hurt or command me, sorcerer!
Shang Tsung: what I made, I can unmake, puppet!

Mileena: you should have started begging for mercy.
Shang Tsung: the years deranged you even more, you mere experiment!
Mileena: I'll flay you down to that hole you call a soul!
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Shang Tsung: Raiden's madness led you to failure before.
Liu Kang: but your examples taught me to kill you.
Shang Tsung: then I will instruct you more in ways of pain!

Liu Kang: how is it that you live?
Shang Tsung: sheer contempt brought me back to life, pup!
Liu Kang: the feeling is entirely mutual!
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Shang Tsung: I propose an alliance, blood/sun/war god!
Kotal Kahn: your name is synonymous with treachery, mage!
Shang Tsung: maybe so, but I may be nearly your equal.

Kotal Kahn: you face a god, spineless worm!
Shang Tsung: but gods remain vulnerable too...
Kotal Kahn: then you may test your thesis...
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Shang Tsung: our previous alliance wasn't so... satisfactory.
Kano: you complainin' about shoddy ha:dware?
Shang Tsung: no, but abandoning me wasn't your best idea.

Kano: oy, magician, can ya''do some neat tricks?
Shang Tsung: I can do much more than that, peasant.
Kano: I'll drag ya' home by your beard.
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ehh.

* Just noticed what I did there....


I said all of these Shang quotes in Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa's voice :B
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03/15/2015 04:19 AM (UTC)
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Johnny Cage : Look it is the freakshow.
Goro : Mind if I break your sunglasses ?
Johnny Cage : No one messes with my sunglasses.
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etuisee
03/15/2015 04:29 AM (UTC)
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nightbreed_16 Wrote:
Johnny Cage : Look it is the freakshow.
Goro : Mind if I break your sunglasses ?
Johnny Cage : No one messes with my sunglasses.


Mk movie reference:
Johnny Cage: How are the mini Goros?
Goro: You will pay for our last encounter.
Johnny Cage: Not as bouncy as they used to be huh?

Sounded better in my head... ????
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krajax
03/15/2015 04:54 AM (UTC)
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Flo the Progressive Girl: We can replace your insurance with Progressive!
Johnny Cage: Sorry babe I've got Allstate
Flo: Then prepare to heed my bouncy balls! For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfckPBeP9t8
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SpellcraftQuill
03/15/2015 05:18 AM (UTC)
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JC: So, my ex used to call you blub-
Jax: She what? Or are you just trying to rub it in?
JC: I never had a role with zombie balls.
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03/15/2015 05:20 AM (UTC)
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SpellcraftQuill Wrote:
JC: So, my ex used to call you blub-
Jax: She what? Or are you just trying to rub it in?
JC: I never had a role with zombie balls.


Is that from something it sounds soooo familiar
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03/15/2015 02:18 PM (UTC)
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Takeda : You are a great leader.
Cassie Cage : You are trying to make me blush aren't you ?
Takeda : Yes I am Cassie.
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03/16/2015 11:52 PM (UTC)
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Tanya: Nice eyepatch
Kano: Thanks, you're up for a one-night stand?
Tanya: Sorry I only date Asians with a dark complexion

Tanya: For the Brotherhood!
Quan Chi: You're no man.
Tanya: You underestimate a woman's fury

Tanya: All alone...
Jacqui Briggs: But still breathing
Tanya: I'll tell your father there was a death in the family

Cassie: Wow...
Tanya: Wow? That's it?
Cassie: Wow you're an evil bitch

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Brady_Got_Caged
03/17/2015 12:04 AM (UTC)
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Johnny VS Kenshi

Johnny: Kenshi, it's good to SEE you.

Kenshi: Very funny, Johnny.

Johnny: You SAW what I did there?




Johnny VS Kotal

Kotal: You are Raiden's champion?

Johnny: You're damn right.

Kotal: Then Raiden is a fool.
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03/17/2015 12:25 AM (UTC)
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Shinnok: Lord Raiden... How the mighty have fallen. By your hands.

Raiden: My vision protected earthrealm. 'Fallen' elder god!

Shinnok: The same vision that drove your champion to death.

I love this one!
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03/17/2015 12:30 AM (UTC)
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Shinnok: The time has come.
Quan Chi: For what?
Shinnok: Execute Order 66.
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03/17/2015 12:57 AM (UTC)
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Shinnok : Where is Erron Black ?
Quan Chi : He was captured by the special forces.
Shinnok : We need to find them and kill them.
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03/17/2015 02:44 AM (UTC)
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Kano: Sonofabitch, you survived
Erron Black: No thanks to you
Kano: You still mad about that mate, it wasn't personal

Erron Black: Still got that piece of junk i see
Kano: No mate its new and improved (eye glows)
Erron Black: (spins chamber) a bullet ruined it last time, lets see improved it is
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03/17/2015 03:32 AM (UTC)
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Shinnok: You're fulfilling your destiny young Kang
Dark Liu Kang: And I'm going to kill you
Shinnok: Goood. Let the hate flow through you XD
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03/18/2015 06:21 AM (UTC)
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Jax: This ends here Tanya
Tanya: Fool I have diplomatic immunity
Jax: It's just been revoked!

Shinnok: Earthrealm will be mine Raiden
Raiden: To turn it into a world of destruction?
Shinnok: Not to ruin it, to give it peace

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03/18/2015 06:40 AM (UTC)
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Erron Black : You should have not betrayed me Kano.
Kano : Betrayal is the name of the game Erron.
Erron Black : When you hear the trigger you will be dead.
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03/18/2015 07:03 PM (UTC)
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Erron Black vs Sonya Blade

EB: This quarrel ends now!
SB: Not till I make you pay!
EB: Pointless...


SB: Its over Erron Black!
EB: Is it now?
SB: Wrong choice of words!


Kitana vs Sonya

K: Still as foolish I see.
S: Do you always have to be a frigid b*itch?
K: It takes one to know one.

S: We need your help Kitana.
K: I have no interest in your battles.
S: Then I will make you have interest!





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Keith
03/18/2015 07:30 PM (UTC)
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Sonya: I smell something...
Cage: My new cologne?
Sonya: Bullshit.
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03/18/2015 08:45 PM (UTC)
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Sonya Blade : Mind if we practice.
Johnny Cage ; Sure why not.
Sonya Blade : This is going to be fun.
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