She and Johnny were practicing something, all right.

Leon S Kennedy (Resident Evil) vs Kobra
Kobra: Sissy emo haircut!
Leon: Says the Ken doll dressed like Masters.
Kobra: You're dead!

Jarek vs Johnny
Jarek: Faggy haircut. Ha ha ha!
Johnny: Your pinch beard reminds me of some bald manchild.
Jarek: No one insults the God of War that way!

Kobra vs Nitara
Kobra: I've got something you can suck right there *grabs balls*
Nitara: I prefer to chew my food. *smiles and displays fangs*
Kobra: *looks terrified*

Nitara vs Jarek
Nitara slowly approaches Jarek.
Jarek: I-I-I-I've slain Oni! *displays necklace of Oni teeth*
Nitara: An old man found these for you.

Cassie vs Ashrah
Cassie: You need to lighten up a bit.
Ashrah: You are an unruly child.
Cassie: You're a nun.

Takeda vs Cassie
Cassie: Whips and Batons. That's hot.
Takeda: Are you hitting on me?
Cassie: Better than being hit.

Ashrah vs Scorpion
Ashrah: Scorpion.
Scorpion: Like you, I no longer serve the netherrealm.
Ashrah: But you are still a spectre.

Ashrah vs Sareena
Ashrah: We can both achieve redemption.
Sareena: Not with that blade, Ashrah.
Ashrah: I am sad that you cannot see it's power.

Kano vs Ashrah
Kano: The holier-than-thou bitch.
Ashrah: You are as vile as a demon.
Kano: I'm worse than a demon, darling.

Tanya: You will answer for your crimes against us!
Kitana: The royal family is not responsible for our people's suffering, it was Shao Kahn
Tanya: LIAR!

Kitana: You disgust me Tanya.
Tanya: I just want you to rule and purge the Edenian race along my side
Kitana: Quan Chi has filled your thoughts with darkness and lies

Kitana: You will pay for murdering Jade!
Tanya: She was a slave dog unworthy of Edenian purity
KItana: She was an honorable "sister" and friend unlike you!

Tanya: Royalty living with Earthrealmer filth?
Kitana: Your Netherrealm demon companions suggest otherwise
Tanya: The feeling is mutual

Kitana: I regret the deeds I done under Shao Kahn
Tanya: What are you going to do, raise them from the dead?
Kitana: No, only someone despicable as you would do that

Kitana: I was indoctrinated under Shao Kahn
Tanya: So we are more alike than you admit
Kitana (furious): You CHOSE to side with Quan Chi and betray us, that's the difference!

Mileena: What do you want Edenian?
Tanya: It's not what I want, it's what I'll GET
Mileena: You dare challenge the Empress?

Mileena: Kitana never mentioned you
Tanya: What do you think about me now halfbreed?
Mileena: Now I understand my "sister's" disgust of you

Tanya: Liu Kang's naivety amuses me
Kitana: Leave him out of this monster!
Tanya: He'll make a good boy once you're dead

Sindel: May Argus and Delia watch over you, child
Tanya (spits): Argus and Delia damn you hag!
Sindel: Then may they choose me to deliver your death!

Jade: Did you miss me?
Tanya: I thought I killed you!
Jade: Death won't keep me from doing my duty!

Sindel: Leave the Netherrealm and join us Tanya
Tanya: And abandon everything I worked up to?
Sindel: I'm offering you to stray from your self-destruction

Kitana: What did you do to Liu?
Tanya: I'm feeding his addiction to dark energy
Kitana: Will that stop once I kill you?

Hahaha oh God, reading the ideas in this thread is like watching a Syfy original movie

Tremor : Rock tears through skin.
Johhny Cage : Energy balls tear throw crusty rocks.
Tremor : You should have chosen your words wisely fool now parish.

Jonny Cage: *generic insult*

Jason: *Silent, Menacing stare"

Jonny Cage: Your last movie sucked, time for a reboot.

Kano: (3 red dots dance around Kano's eye and face) Who is the mongrel with the laser pointer?
Predator: (Jumps down, uncloaks and uses vocal mimicry) HAHAHA... mongrel!
Kano: You call that a laser? This is a laser! (Fires his eye laser in the air)

Johnny cage: you look electrifying today

Raiden: this is no time for jokes Johnny

Johnny cage: then take your fighting style outta here

Lol that ones good

Sub-Zero: How do you plan to defeat me?
Scorpion: THROUGH THE POWER OF HELL!
Sub-Zero: Well hell is about to freeze over.

Raiden: Liu Kang I'm sorry...
Liu Kang: For what?
Raiden: For not finishing the job.

Johnny: Looks like you gained some weight.
Cassie: What is that suppose to mean?
Johnny: You look just like your mother.

Alright, lemme stop talking shit and give this a shot!



Sonya: "Getting pretty sick of you Khans."
Kotal: "And I, of Earthrealm's hostility."
Sonya: "You've seen nothing yet."


Mileena: "That pretty face looks delicious!"
Cassie: "Too bad your mouth's gonna be full of blood."
Mileena: "Yours!"


Ermac: "Your father greets you."
Mileena: "Is daddy proud of his little girl?"
Ermac: "Not quite yet."


Cassie: "Wouldn't a simple time-out have sufficed?"
Sonya: "No."
Cassie: "Sounds about right."


Kenshi: "Temper your rage, Tekeda."
Takeda: "You deserve my full rage."
Kenshi: "I will purge the Shirai Ryu from you."


Kano: "How's the wife?"
Johnny: "Getting ready to dance on your grave."
Kano: "Or mourn yours."


Johnny: "I can recommend a plastic surgeon for that."
D'Vorah: "My children will fill your flapping mouth."
Johnny: "Not on the first date, sweetheart!"


Sonya: "How hard do you need to be hit to stay dead?"
Shinnok: "Death is for mortals. I am a god."
Sonya: "Then it's time to fall. Again."

I was holding on to this one for awhile actually:

Tanya: "Ugh, Yellow looks awful on you"
D'Vorah: "Red will look great on you"
Tanya "I'll crush you under my heel, Bug"

Also have a bonus from /mkx/:
Sonya: "Do you have any idea what time it is, Soldier?"
Cassie: "Kombat Time?"
Sonya: "You're just begging for severe discipline"

Probably corny but whatever.

Tanya : You are going to end up like your friend Jade.
Kitana : Speak for yourself Egyptian.
Tanya : Hold your tongue if you know what is good for you princess.

Clássic

Tanya: You can't see Liu Kang?
LK: What?
Tanya: This is a trap

Liu Kang: I know all of the team's moves
Sonya Blade: Where were you when we needed you "leader?"
Liu Kang: Not kowtowing to a reckless Thunder God

Liu Kang: Show me your moves
Kung Jin: How about a few arrows up your ass?
Liu Kang: Bo Rai' Cho never taught you humility did he?

Cassie Cage: Nice headband
Liu Kang: Capture this band and I'll show you my Flying Kick
Cassie Cage: This is much more fun than Sonya's training

Liu Kang: Kenshi's son?
Takeda: I don't want to be associated with him
Liu Kang: Having a father is better than having none

Jacqui: Is that really Liu Kang?
Liu Kang: The one and only
Jacqui: Do you really gobble when you fight?

Liu Kang: How is he?
Kung Jin: Sleeping and chugging Outworld wine as usual
Liu Kang: Good ole Bo' Rai Cho hasn't changed a bit

Taven: So Lu Bu, ready for a warmup?
Liu Kang: Prepared to face a Fire God?
Taven: Ugh you're looking at one right now

Parody one!

Tremor: Rock beats Scissors!
Baraka: Rock Crumbles!
Tremor: What do you want on your Tombstone?

Kitana: You look hungover
Tanya: I party hard
Kitana: Jealous..


Kitana: who are you
Tanya: its me, tanya
Kitana: lol

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Best one is by MINION.

Shinnok: You wrinkled my crown again.
Quan Chi: I also mixed your socks up.
Shinnok: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT!

Kitana: Aren't you looking happy
Liu Kang: So princess fight first or get down to business?
Kitana: Liu, fight first, THEN the bed

Kitana: You want a rematch?
Liu Kang: I beat you before back on the island
Kitana: My full kombat experience will correct your naivety then

Liu Kang: Nice moves Kitana
Kitana: It was yours, I merely modified them
Liu Kang: You never cease to amaze me

Kitana: I planned the evening just for us Liu
Liu Kang: I'm not sure Kitana, I feel a little tired today
Kitana (seductively): Your queen commands you

Shinnok: Infidel!
Reptile: Step aside, I demand it
Shinnok: You are in no position to demand anything

Shinnok: You have no more use to me.
Reptile: But, we had a deal!
Shinnok: I am not a god of my word, Reptile!

Shinnok: Raiden!
Raiden: You turned against your fellow elder gods
Shinnok: It is of no matter, I have already won!

Shinnok: Join me, shaolin warrior.
Liu Kang: Never, sorcerer!
Shinnok: Fool

Shinnok : Traitor
Quan Chi : What are you talking about Lord Shinnok ?
Shinnok : I overheard what you and Kano were planning for me.

Kotal Kahn vs the Predator
K: I was the Aztec's true god.
P: "I was the Aztec's true god"
K: Your will pay for destroying them.


Jason vs the Predator

We hear the whispers. So does Jason, to his surprise.

The Predator decloaks, and plays one of Shao Kahn's laughs from MK3 on it's recorder.

Jason pulls out his machete, with a murderous look in his eyes.


The Predator vs Liu Kang

Liu Kang hears Shao Kahn's laughter.
LK: KAAAAAAHHHNNNN!!!

The Predator decloaks, and plays Quan Chi's laugh from his MK9 outro.

Liu Kang: Whoever you are, I'll kill you!


The Predator vs Kobra

We hear Kitana's laughter from her MK9 outro. Kobra gets all excited.

The Predator decloaks, and plays Jade's laughter from her MK9 outro.

Kobra: What?! You sick freak!!!


The Predator vs Baraka

Baraka appears behind the Predator.
Predator: "You're one ugly motherfucker"
Baraka pops out his blades and roars!

Thanks

Cassie: Humming to herself while music blares in her ears.
Predator: Barely audible clicking; then the predator uses an EMP mine.
Cassie: Those were $500 earbuds, asshole.

Kenshi : Let's see those skills Hanzo taught you son.
Takeda : I will show you all of them father.
Kenshi : This is going to be quite enjoyable.