He finds there is none there, so he dies of hunger. Anywayz, Mokap is there at the gas station looking at this random guy dying and laughs. Then Brolly suddenly comes back alive, slaps Mokap on the head and then dies again. This causes Mokap to...

short out because his balls were destroyed :at another place: Hotaru and Dariou plan to

A futile attempte to make a new Realm out of lego's. Quin Chi then comes over and kick's the lego's to bits and say's "wake up!" Raiden then wake's up having the weirdest dream every. To make things worse he realize's...

That he hasn't washed his underwear in month's and goes to do so, but reptile follows him and waits for his chance to...

...Steal the underwear but he is found by....

Princess Peach, who was about to request help from Raiden and his warriors as Shao Kahn was trying to invade her Mushroom Kingdom Realm (or Mushroom Realm... take your pick). She tells Raiden, and he chases Reptile off. Because of Peaches goodness in telling Raiden about Reptile, he says he will gladly tell the warriors to risk there lives for some crappy realm. After all, you saved my dirty undies...

But Fujin and Liu Kang disagree with Raiden, they doesn't want to sacrifice themselves for "some crappy realm", so Fujin and Liu Kang challenge Princess Peach and Raiden to a game of Mario Tennis.

the winner will decide the fate of the mushroom relam so peach strips to distract kang and lao and her n raiden win the match 6-0 6-0 with out the monks getting a point. So raiden orders everyone to the mushroom relam where

scorpion and sub-zero are munching on sum more magic mushrooms, laugthing and rolling all over the floor, where the raiden and the monks sit in a circle light sum joints and pass the mushrooms with subby and scorps. until.......

Noob and Smoke ask if they could join the party, Raiden replies......

Yes because there invisablity can help but instead sub zero and scorpion try to smoke smoke noob laughs after eating a mushroom and tryins smoking smoke too eventually raiden...

get's a second high off of smoke. Then browser sneak's in trying to steal some cake Princess peach made, because kidnapping her never get's him cake. Raiden then goes nuts cause his cake is missing...

So he teleported over to the donut shop and asked for a glazed donut but the guiy behind the counter says NO! we're outta glazed donuts! raiden sais, you got any jelly donuts? he sais NO! we're outta jelly donuts! Raidens says, you got any cinnamon rolls? He says NO! were outta cinnamon rolls! Raiden said, you got any apple fritters? he says NO! were outta apple fritters Raiden said, you got any bear claws!?! He says wait a minute, ill go check..... NO!!! were outta bear claws! Raiden said, in that case, what do you have!?.....

he said we have just one thing rat soup. To which raden replies

'Oh... I was wondering why this place was called the rats soup cafe. Anywho, do you have some cake?'
'Are you stupid?'
'Do you dare tease a thundergod'
'Yeah... I just did'
'Okay, prepare to face the wrath of a God...'
*teleports back to Peach's castle* '
Fujin, the evil man teased me'

Fujin teleports to the meanie and turns in to the hulk.
Guy:Well Damn
Fujin the hits him through the wall and he smashes in to Homer Simpson who then....

calls on ned flanders who starts praying to god which fujin replies

...NO I WILL NOT HELP YOU!!!! Fujin takes his allmighty Wind Knife, and shoves it in Ned's 4hed. Then Fujin throws the knife at Mokap's Balls, so Mokap says.......

'OH MY BAL... wait... I don't got no balls... '
*Fujin gives Mokap a strange look*
'I meant OUCH THAT HURT'

then back to the mushroom kingdom all went where everyone was still trying to smoke smoke. Noob got bored and decided iw ill create an army of robots to smoke them all for my slef muahahaha and i guess also to take over the relams so he takes a few mushrooms and runs off wiht smoke then scorpion and sub zero

turned and attcked n00b wit ice and spear attacks n00b then does the matrix style dodging. to this scorp n subs all burst out laugthing and evry 1 returns to the circle to continue being stoned! at that time shorty takes a toking from the bong and starts singing "pass the duchie to the left hand side" evry 1 sings in unision.

until SnoopDog came in and said........

"Hey, scorpion, can you tell your mom to stop changing lipstick? My dick llooks like a freakin' rainbow!!!" and then sub and noob start laughing again and scorp gets pissed off and...

puts on his lipstick saying he is his mom to then when snoop replies

"Oh and let me guess, they're your two sons?" and then noob and sub both laugh at the joke of them being brothers and continue to get high when reptile comes along and asks if he can join them aswell they all say no and then scorpion takes out his anger on reptile and spears him through the head but he bends the tip of his spear and starts to cry but then.....