Mortal Kombat Armageddon: Chain Story End thread. (Most random story ever)
sajo77 •06/23/2006 10:46 PM (UTC) •0
Suddenly a warhead drops and kills all these stupid characters in this story who are in no way connected to Mortal Kombat. Mean while Shao Kahn is working on his greatest invention that will give him complete control of the realms.
...the condom of death. Mileena asks him...
if she can touch it because...
She's curious as to how it works. Kahn replies...
.....Yes but only if you take off you clothes....
Mileena says "No! That is sexual harrassment! I am going to report you to the Dragon King!" Shao Kahn is thinking wtf, then shrugs it off. He continues with his condom plan. His plan involves him taking this condom...
To Edenia and presenting it Kitana the hoped effect is....
..and putting it on and then going around and giving "mushroom bruises" to all the great warriors that stand in his way.
But for a reason the condom ripped
Irine4 •06/24/2006 03:46 AM (UTC) •0
So shao kahn then vent's agression on the prison's of outworld in the showers before stealing their soul's.
Then the story suddenly changes to what is going on in the realm of Seido because it was getting a little strange. Dairou is following Hotaru, about to kill him. Then something taps Dairou on the shoulder from behind, requesting a favour. It is Santa Claus. Santa wants Dairou to assassinate
Jesus... because there are more christmas songs about him than Santa, he tells Dairou to do it by...
(im going to hell for this) by puting him on the cross in a upside down fashion. ( i don't mean it jesus its a joke lol)
Dairou declines this offer because he is a good religious person. For insulting his God (not the Elder God's, but Jesus), Dairou kills Santa. He then walks around Orderrealm. He finds this portal and goes through it. It leads to the Nexus. In this Nexus, Dairou meets...
...Chuck Norris who roundhouse kicks Dairou into the Nexus's endless void but then.....
Dairou somehow meets the Elder Gods and becomes their champion. His first task is to...
Tombston Drop Chuck Norris into the nether realm.......
So Dariou goes to Earthrealm to find this Chuck Norris. On his way, he meets up with Sindel. She says she is takinf a vacation from Edenia. They decide to team up to do this task. So they...
get busy with there nasty slefs and then continue to look for chuck because he is so embrassing he belongs in the neterrelam but then
sajo77 •06/24/2006 05:41 PM (UTC) •0
Hotaru comes and arrests Dairou and Sindel for having intercourse, which put horrible images in Hotaru's head.
(cuts to another scene) where scorpion and sub-zero believe ther quest for bunyens n cheetos to cure their munchies has come to an end at a gas station in the neatherealm. but wen the come to the till they r informed by drahim tht quan chi had taken the last packets! scorpion lets out a tremdous roar"THAT BASTARD QUAN CHI FIRST MY FAMILY NOW THIS! I COULD FORGIVE HIM FOR THAT BUT STEALIN MY LAST BUYENS N CHEETOS! HE KNEW WE HAD THE MUNCHIES!" sub-zero comforts scorpion who swears that once he has cured his munchies he will kill quan chi to avenge his munchies,oh and his to avenge his family.
But the search for muchies was long and hard and eventually scorpian couldnt' handle it any more
he pictures Sub-zero as an Ice cream cone, starts drooling and says "hey Sub if you had to lose an arm which one would it be?", Sub-zero looks at him and replies...
what the hell are you looking at? but before Scorpion replies, all realms except for the netherrealm gets destroyed by Broly who had just turned SSJ4 (legendary super saiyan version of Super Saiyan 4).
cky1fan •06/25/2006 12:20 AM (UTC) •0
After that broly,bieng happy over his new defeat over all the realms decides to go to a gas station and get bunyens and cheetos.....
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