Ok I got this idea from watching some video on YouTube. Choose an 'iconic' MK character and an 'iconic' DC character. Put them side by side as if in the older PC vs Mac commercials what would they say and try to 'prove' that MK or DC is better by their words/actions. By iconic I mean a character which non-DC fans will recognize. (Its amazing what your mind does when you are bored at work on a Friday afternoon)
*insert PC vs Mac music*
Scorpion vs Batman
Batman: As a child, I was forced to helplessly watch my parents killed in a robbery gone bad.
Scorpion: I lost my family, my clan AND my life when I was a young man.
Batman: I left my life of luxury to learn how to fight by studying under martial artists and living on the street.
Scorpion: My soul was tortured and molded in the fires of the Neatherrealm.
Batman: I use my mind, utility belt and martial arts to fight crime.
Scorpion: (Removes mask and breathes hellfire, cremating Batman and then shrugs)
Sonya Blade vs Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman: I grew up as a princess on an uncharted island of warrior woman.
Sonya Blade: Military Brat.
Wonder Woman: I disobey my mother's decree and left to fight in the world of men.
Sonya Blade: With my father's blessings I joined the army and eventually got in the 'boys only club' called the U.S. Special Forces.
Wonder Woman: I have mythical strength, indestructible bracelets, and a magic lasso.
Sonya Blade: I have a warehouse full of portable nukes used to destroy portals between realms.....Where was that portal to Hades again?
Kano vs Lex Luthor
Lex Luthor: I have the greatest criminal mind in the history of the world.
Kano: Wut he say?
Lex Luthor: My plans are so ingenious, so complex that only I can fully comprehend them.
Kano: This buttmunch fer real?
Lex Luthor: With a single command...(a knife is slit across his throat from behind)
Kano: (Cleaning knife as he walks away) Loudmouth mudder *censor* sonova*censor*. Commands he said...I don't need no *censor*....
Johnny Cage vs the Joker
the Joker: (cocks gun and waves it in Johnny's general direction) Ever dance with the devil in the bright moonlight?
Johnny Cage: Yeah...(does shadow kick, knocking Joker off screen) He said you were gay. [note: I borrowed this line from one of JustSomeRandomGuy's video and just changed a character]
Raiden vs Superman
Superman: After the destruction of my home world I was sent to Earth and became virtually immortal.
Raiden: For centuries I have been Sworn Protector of the Earthrealm and am willing to give up my immortally to save my world.
Superman: I am faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Raiden: I can instantly teleport, my moves are as strong and fast as lighting plus I can transverse realms.
Superman: I am invulnerable.
Raiden: (Pulls out a little green rock holds it in one hand and has a ball of mystical lighting in the other) Really? Let's test that theory.
