3rd: A young George W. Bush cries "Whaaaaaa! Who killed the Easter Bunny????"


2nd: Little boy cries with joy after he realizes that the man who fucked his mother every Christmas finally got what he had coming to him.









And 1st: Aww, Santa Claus the man who gave you shit presents, stole your food and stunk up the room for the next week has finally died. The little boy in the picture is being taken away for questioning after stabbing Santa Claus in the back because Santa gave him a Barbie Doll. Ahhh stupid senile Santa.


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Holy Captions Batman!

Caught in the act Donald Trump was signing papers for a Golden Testicles transplant in 2 weeks trying to cover it up with a hair transplant

".............Did you take the picture already?.......yeah?........NOW COULD YOU GET THE FRIGGING BEAVER OUTTA MY FUCKING HEAD!!!!!!!!.......*sheesh, hate this "the apprentice" promotion pics*.......bring tha fucking limo.............

".............Did you take the picture already?.......yeah?........NOW COULD YOU GET THE FRIGGING BEAVER OUTTA MY FUCKING HEAD!!!!!!!!.......*sheesh, hate this "the apprentice" promotion pics*.......bring tha fucking limo.............

Trump: "How much did you say i have toupee???"

SuperMarioBro Wrote: 3rd: A young George W. Bush cries "Whaaaaaa! Who killed the Easter Bunny????"

Always a bridesmaid...never a bride


Caption for the Trump pic:

"Donald Trump, caught unaware that his tie was filled with all the blood from the virgins sacrificed in order to keep him looking young."

MKSECRETS I'm taken already.

By my computer I mean, sorry lol.

*after someone slipped two Viagra's in Trumps coffee as a joke*
Trump: Holy shit! What the hell is going on down there.
*the table thuds while Trumps hands are on top of the table*
Cameraman: Holy shit Trump that was amazing, how did you do that?
Trump: Well... I uh... you're fired!!!!
Cameraman: But I don't work for you
Trump: wanna job?
Cameraman: Sure!
Trump: too bad, cause You're fired!!!!

Trump: "Cameraman, YOU'RE FIRED!"

CNN:
Multi-millionaire, Donald Trump, seen here exactly 12 seconds before the incident, died today of a massive heart attack caused by his golden aorta valve collapsing, resulting in his online will being hacked by millions upon millions of hackers, leaving the beneficiary as Scott Howell

This just in: the beneficiary to Donald Trump's inheritance has been found dead by self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the head, with a note scratched into the side of one of his computers reading, "I just can't live without my Mortal Kombat Kommunity!!" The police found traces of Jolt Cola in his bloodstream, leading to police banning caffienated drinks from sales in this area.


hehe. sorry scott, I needed to think of someone who has been there from the beginning.

Without any pants on, Trump sits in his office and admires his apprentice's work. You could say that the apprentice works "under the table."

cogline Wrote: Without any pants on, Trump sits in his office and admires his apprentice's work. You could say that the apprentice works "under the table."

ohhh dude! you just won the round!

"Picture was taken seconds before Trump released the largest shit in the history of the World. Rumor has it, Trump ran down the hallway to the bathroom clutching his asshole making sure nothing came out. Every employee he saw in the hallway on the way towards the bathroom had "You're fired!" said to them out of anger and total humiliation. 37 people were fired that day."

Trump Thinking: "What nobody knows is that i have an erection right now"

Trump Thinking: "What nobody knows is that i have an erection right now"

trump thinking *hehehe... i own this fool.* "hey, don't stop now, or you're fired, biatch." -under the desk

" Hah! In your face, Don King! I have a crazier hair-do than you! Hehee! "

3rd: *after someone slipped two Viagra's in Trumps coffee as a joke*
Trump: Holy shit! What the hell is going on down there.
*the table thuds while Trumps hands are on top of the table*
Cameraman: Holy shit Trump that was amazing, how did you do that?
Trump: Well... I uh... you're fired!!!!
Cameraman: But I don't work for you
Trump: wanna job?
Cameraman: Sure!
Trump: too bad, cause You're fired!!!!


2nd: "Donald Trump, caught unaware that his tie was filled with all the blood from the virgins sacrificed in order to keep him looking young."








And 1st (tie):

Without any pants on, Trump sits in his office and admires his apprentice's work. You could say that the apprentice works "under the table."

and

"Picture was taken seconds before Trump released the largest shit in the history of the World. Rumor has it, Trump ran down the hallway to the bathroom clutching his asshole making sure nothing came out. Every employee he saw in the hallway on the way towards the bathroom had "You're fired!" said to them out of anger and total humiliation. 37 people were fired that day"



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Unreal Captions 2004:

Sadam: Man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night.

Cell Mate: They can't hold us here forever and I'm telling you Saddam, America...it's the land of opportunity. You can have anything you want here. First you get the money, then you get the power, then...then you get the women!

Saddam: Dude, just shut the f*ck up.

After many months trying to get information out of Saddam they finally got it when they showed him his next roommate if he didnt tell them anything

For MJ pic:

"Please,Please dont take me to Jail.I'll tell Janet to show her breast at the Super Bowl."*Police smiles*

SuperMarioBro Wrote: 2nd: "Donald Trump, caught unaware that his tie was filled with all the blood from the virgins sacrificed in order to keep him looking young."

Dammit!


Anyways, my caption for the Sadam pic:

"Hey, cameraman...are you SURE I don't looked as fucked up as Nick Nolte did for his mugshot??"

P.S. Silly DrF, the only pics you gotta write captions for are for the pics SMB posts, NOT Sarcasm

"When asked about his cellmate, Sadam replied back in his own language. What he said roughly translated to "Martha Stewart must learn the sexual position I like to call, the Iraqi Cavern Coochie."