SuperMarioBro Wrote: 3rd: Janet Jackons titty was broadcast thru out Iraq today.. 2nd: After years of hardship, the MKO forum members decided to overthrow Scott Howell and end his tyrannous reign. 1st: CNN news lady: "and in shocking news worldwide festivities are thrown around as MK forum member Hyuga finally makes a nice and coherent comment to a thread and smirks" SAIRUS: 1 Olympic_hero: 1 Cufferellius: 1 ShingoEX: 1 Alpha_Q_Up: 1 Yoshi: 1 mkfreak: 1 MORTAL CAPTIONS!!!!!!1!shiftfourtyseven!1!

And he tried to tell me not to do the bicycle kick.

SuperMarioBro Wrote:

"In other news, William Hung officially 'Jumped the Shark' today..."

I changed my caption to:

Hey!Liu!Your not going to just ride pass me like that are you?!At least say hi.

Damnit! I was just about to say something about William Hung. lol. Blade-Tsung already won this round. If he doesn't, The contest is rigged.

Heres a picture to admire.

*Lui Kang, thought to have been killed by Shang Tsung and Quan Chi, misses the boat to get to shang tsungs island to meet Raiden, so he borrows Scorpion's surfboard*
Scorpion: Get over here!!!!

I was gonna think of something for this but I can't beat blade-tsung in this round!

That picture was from the Gamers.com days.
Okeydokey, anyway....
Hmmmm.....
Oh, here's one:
Scorpion: "AAAHHHH!!! IT'S JAWS!!!!"

Hell that picture was there in 1995.

I saw that pic on a Geocities website one time.Who made it?

3rd: Hey!Liu!Your not going to just ride pass me like that are you?!At least say hi.

2nd: *Lui Kang, thought to have been killed by Shang Tsung and Quan Chi, misses the boat to get to shang tsungs island to meet Raiden, so he borrows Scorpion's surfboard*
Scorpion: Get over here!!!!









And as everyone wants it to be 1st: "In other news, William Hung officially 'Jumped the Shark' today..."


SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
Cufferellius: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1
mkfreak: 1
Blade_tsung: 1


Captions are as common as Starbucks nowdays.

Drfatality Wrote: I saw that pic on a Geocities website one time.Who made it?

Fred made it. www.fred.net/rsm/mk/images


Those are old school fakes.

Little boy cries with joy after he realizes that the man who fucked his mother every Christmas finally got what he had coming to him.

SuperMarioBro Wrote: 3rd: Hey!Liu!Your not going to just ride pass me like that are you?!At least say hi. 2nd: *Lui Kang, thought to have been killed by Shang Tsung and Quan Chi, misses the boat to get to shang tsungs island to meet Raiden, so he borrows Scorpion's surfboard* Scorpion: Get over here!!!! And as everyone wants it to be 1st: "In other news, William Hung officially 'Jumped the Shark' today..." SAIRUS: 1 Olympic_hero: 1 Cufferellius: 1 ShingoEX: 1 Alpha_Q_Up: 1 Yoshi: 1 mkfreak: 1 Blade_tsung: 1 Captions are as common as Starbucks nowdays.

Mommy!I thought you told me Santa Claus wasnt real you lied to me!

Aww, Santa Claus the man who gave you shit presents, stole your food and stunk up the room for the next week has finally died. The little boy in the picture is being taken away for questioning after stabbing Santa Claus in the back because Santa gave him a Barbie Doll. Ahhh stupid senile Santa.

Oh my god I killed Santa Clause! *Snif* *Snif* Bastard should have given me a PS2! I mean who the fuck wants a hoursey?

They told me to be careful with the BB gun because I could put my eye out... but Santa got it instead, WAHHHH!!!!

I always asked Mom what would happen if a family left their fire burning?

After realizing He didnt kill Santa Claus but his own father Little Johnny Couldnt Live with himself and committed suicide

A young George W. Bush cries "Whaaaaaa! Who killed the Easter Bunny????"

Mrs: Vorhees Voice: "Jason i've told you a thousands times not to weep after you chop ppl that enter the cabin, especially if they always leave you coal.................."

SuperMarioBro Wrote:

"I told you I didn't want to build toys, I wanted to be a fucking dentist, but you wouldn't fucking listen, would you!?!?!"

This is to that Liu Kang surfing pic, I'm not really interested in other pics (although I'm holding some funny stuff): It wasn't the fact that a shark was eating into his side, or the fact that Liu Kang was surfing, in fact he was a good surfer, or that a giant turd was floating in the background it was that for some unknown reason the words "Liu Kang Wins" were in the sky, there were bars that seems to follow him everywhere, and the fact that you read this sentence without passing out.

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"Now Micheal Jackson is the only one left who claims he can make my dreams come true... NOOOOOOO!" P.S. Damn you Blade-Tsung, I was going to say that.

"My daddy is dead" is what was this lil boy was screaming after he heard the song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

He's not actually crying...he's straining to take a big dump on the grave because he didn't get that Power Rangers Megazord for Christmas like he wanted...