Caption for the latest pic:

"What happens 5 seconds BEFORE Jacko 'meets' you at Neverland Ranch."

"Have any last words"

"Yeah wtf i just asked were the bathroom was and how di------"

"Yeah yeah we have heard enough sicko"

"What no! moeewwwwemuhuahh"

3rd: Have any last words"

"Yeah wtf i just asked were the bathroom was and how di------"

"Yeah yeah we have heard enough sicko"

"What no! moeewwwwemuhuahh"









2nd: "With the Success of Mel Gibson's "The Passion of The Christ." There was sure to be a following of religious movies trying to compare. Pictured above is Marilyn Manson's "The Passion Of The Anti-Christ." When Manson was asked what he thought of Mel Gibson he for some reason shouted "ROCKSTAR GAMES!" Then Jumped out the window."











































































And 1st: Inmate: "I admit my crimes and I deserve to be punished, but...

Doctor: "Yes?"

Inmate: "I.. I was just thinking of how I would miss my family and friends."

Doctor: "I'm sure they'll be thinking of you when you're gone."

Inmate: "And also... I know that I will miss the hot weather that Florida has to offer this time of the year as well. The feeling of the sun on me and the soothing summer breeze are things that I'm sorry I'll never experience again." *begins to cry*

Doctor: "... Well son..."

Inmate: "Yes Doc?"

Doctor: "Maybe you'll be at ease if I open the window before we start so you can feel the breeze.

Inmate: "Your a kind man for doing these things for me Doc. But what can you do for me? I wish to feel the heat of the sun before I die?"

Doctor: "Well son... I'm sorry. I really can't help you with that. But if it'll make you feel any better, in hell it's always tropical."

The_Cold_Kombatant: 2 1/2
Blade_tsung: 2
Cufferellius: 2
SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1
mkfreak: 1
cogline: 1
MKSECRETS: 1
xcarnagex: 1
ghostdragon:1
Sarcasm: 1/2





OMGWTFBBQ!!1!Captions!1!:

Caption for the video-game pic:

"Hey kids, have fun giving your cock a Prince Albert!"

"Well, I WOULD pull the pin and count to three, but I don't have any fucking arms. Nice work, dumbshit. Why can't we have 'No armed grenades'? Or 'Mind Bullets'?"

"ok there's sumthin really wrong here, i'm an overgrown worm with head giantism, no arms, lips, teeth, a friggin grenade in front of me and big expresive eyes...............WTF are you tripping on to make a fucking freak like me dude............."

Its a whole new war. George Bush has recently confirmed war with the cripples. He was noted as saying the following:

"I believe, the cripples are holding vast amount of explosives. As you can see in the picture featured above, they have already caused chaos in our nation. We believe Osama's Bin O' Worms were the starter of this mess."

As the liberals have clearly pointed out, these Worm war games are corrupting the minds of children. Not five years ago, we had 2 kids blow up Columbine High School because they played these games with grenades and turn-swap attack methods and worms being blown to bits!

- Camel

"I wonder what would happen if I pull the pin???"

"Pictured above is the new controversal Rockstar game, "The Pube". As Peter the Pube, players must help him lead grenade after grenade to his fort. After reaching each missions set Grenade goal, Peter and his other Curly allies launch a massive attack at the enemy via a Cutscene. However, The evil Tommy the Taint will stop at nothing to Destory the Pubes and spread the word of Taint all throughout Rosie O'Donnell's Sweatpants."

3rd: "Hey kids, have fun giving your cock a Prince Albert!"





2nd: Its a whole new war. George Bush has recently confirmed war with the cripples. He was noted as saying the following:

"I believe, the cripples are holding vast amount of explosives. As you can see in the picture featured above, they have already caused chaos in our nation. We believe Osama's Bin O' Worms were the starter of this mess."























































































































And 1st: "Pictured above is the new controversal Rockstar game, "The Pube". As Peter the Pube, players must help him lead grenade after grenade to his fort. After reaching each missions set Grenade goal, Peter and his other Curly allies launch a massive attack at the enemy via a Cutscene. However, The evil Tommy the Taint will stop at nothing to Destory the Pubes and spread the word of Taint all throughout Rosie O'Donnell's Sweatpants."

The_Cold_Kombatant: 3 1/2
Blade_tsung: 2
Cufferellius: 2
SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1
mkfreak: 1
cogline: 1
MKSECRETS: 1 1/2
xcarnagex: 1
ghostdragon:1
Sarcasm: 1/2
Devilkin: 1/2


Osama Bin Captioning:

"As chef Bobby Flay finishes his cooking segment by stuffing a turkey before placing it in the oven, he unexpectedly gives the audience and those watching at home a glimpse of his intimate relationship with his wife by repeatedly slapping the turkey on its thigh repeatedly asking it, "Is this how you like it you sweet golden brown thang?"

GD

im just gonna say the guys name is bob

"Bob, this is God, please stop masturbating RIGHT NOW!!! You SINNER!"

"Pictured above, Cook Bobby Flay in the middle of passing out when a viewer realized he hasn't been cooking with love..... but instead....Human Feces."

Bobby Flay severs his arm, with love mind you, in an attempt to show the audience the real dark meat.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think about the kittens.

Guy1: Hey DUDE could you pls stop trying to gimme head each time i fall asleep on teh couch!...God dammit!
Guy2: MMHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

" Man, my crotch hurts. I got punched there yesterday and it STILL hurts. "

"And we are finished billy pull your pants up and go home and dont tell anyone or God will kill you"

(Crying) ok priest John

"I wonder if they know I am not wearing underwear?"

After David Hasselhoff has a meeting with other people with 15 minutes of fame, he nearly breaks down after hearing the sad, sad story of MC Hammer

Latest caption:

"Work you stupid penis pump...work!"

3rd: "As chef Bobby Flay finishes his cooking segment by stuffing a turkey before placing it in the oven, he unexpectedly gives the audience and those watching at home a glimpse of his intimate relationship with his wife by repeatedly slapping the turkey on its thigh repeatedly asking it, "Is this how you like it you sweet golden brown thang?"








2nd: "Pictured above, Cook Bobby Flay in the middle of passing out when a viewer realized he hasn't been cooking with love..... but instead....Human Feces."







































































































And 1st: "Work you stupid penis pump...work!"


The_Cold_Kombatant: 4
MKSECRETS: 2 1/2
Blade_tsung: 2
Cufferellius: 2
SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1
mkfreak: 1
cogline: 1
xcarnagex: 1
ghostdragon:1 1/2
Sarcasm: 1/2
Devilkin: 1/2

I got nothing:

"Pictured above is the XXX version of Where's Waldo. Where instead, readers have to find Jimmy. A delightful blue haired boy with black shades who in every scene, somewhere, is getting oral sex from a blonde haired chick."

"On latest E3 new temptation Island for GBA will hit the shelves next summer, the participants will be: sarcasm, supermarioBro, Mk_FrEak, gunther4u, hyuga, Scott Howell and the Playboy Chicks..........the boys will have a hard time with gunther there........"