Unseen in this picture is a sign to the side that says:

$10 to pet my big cock
$20 to ride my big cock
$2 for this big rooster

Enzyte... the once-a-day natural suppliment for natural cock growth!

Extras:


Unseen in the picture is Ron Jeremy crying.


This man, when reached for comments, stated, "My cock grew as a result of the radiation. My wife, however, turned into a chicken.



KFC's cash chicken has finally arrived!



In other news, Enzyte was banned when a farmer in Bumfuck, Nebraska thought "Natural male enhancement, and bigger cock size" meant it was a daily suppliment for chickens.


*At the Extenze laboratory*
Scientist1: This formula would be dangerous if it were to fall into the wrong hands....
*Turns on CNN*
Reporter: In later news, men who frequent KFC have noticed a large growth in male anatomy size, due to the fact that KFC has been using Extenze to make their chickens grow to an unusual size, and someone accidentally spilled a bottle into the "secret recipe" vat.



hehe. Okay, all my ideas are gone, and the last one sucks.

3rd: "Thousands of men, woman and children have been killed by the overgrown chicken. When we asked the farmer why won't he kill it, he replied: "I Don't have much, so I enjoy being known as the man with the huge cock."




2nd: Yes I do have a big cock, and you should see my rooster!




















And 1st: Farmer: "I should have known genies don't know slang..."


Blade_tsung: 2
Cufferellius: 2
SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1
mkfreak: 1
The_Cold_Kombatant: 1
cogline: 1
MKSECRETS: 1
xcarnagex: 1


Caption-Strike:

"pressing that button may be the most excercise I have ever done"
-Bo Rai Cho

He's gonna win if you don't come up with a better caption.

"Who knew that researching interactive games can trun you into a 'program' like in Tron?"

GD

i am fingering the keyboard

"Pictured above, a lady who searches the net to find a place where she can get the perfect nail polish color. She plans to go from P***Y Pink to CaCa Brown."

Thats a keyboard for women, all men need is an "ON" key, an "OFF" key, and a "PORN" key

After being shot several times,a blonde woman desperately tries to E-Mail the police for help.

"Why cant I enter the Matrix?"

3rd: "Why cant I enter the Matrix?"


2nd: Thats a keyboard for women, all men need is an "ON" key, an "OFF" key, and a "PORN" key


















































































And 1st: "Pictured above, a lady who searches the net to find a place where she can get the perfect nail polish color. She plans to go from P***Y Pink to CaCa Brown."

The_Cold_Kombatant: 2
Blade_tsung: 2
Cufferellius: 2
SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1
mkfreak: 1
cogline: 1
MKSECRETS: 1
xcarnagex: 1


Enter the Captions:

Son of a bitch, I keep coming in second, how about you give 5 points to #1, 3 points for #2, and 1 point for #3 and see who can get to 40 or 50 first?

Nah I'll give half a point to runner ups from now on.

"Your taking The Passion Of Christ movie a little too far.I mean you explained to me why its good.But why do you have to make me feel the pain of Jesus?"

"With the Success of Mel Gibson's "The Passion of The Christ." There was sure to be a following of religious movies trying to compare. Pictured above is Marilyn Manson's "The Passion Of The Anti-Christ." When Manson was asked what he thought of Mel Gibson he for some reason shouted "ROCKSTAR GAMES!" Then Jumped out the window."

The reality of a vasectomy(sp?) surgery. The horror. The horror.

*After the dentist has put the laughing gas on his patient*

Patient: Eh what's up Doc? Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Dentist: Heh
Patient: A horse goes into the bar and the bartender asks him "Why the long face?" Ahahahahahahahahaha
Dentist: heh
Patient: So doc,are you going to drill me?
Dentist: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What kind of kinky sex is this?

Inmate: "I admit my crimes and I deserve to be punished, but...

Doctor: "Yes?"

Inmate: "I.. I was just thinking of how I would miss my family and friends."

Doctor: "I'm sure they'll be thinking of you when you're gone."

Inmate: "And also... I know that I will miss the hot weather that Florida has to offer this time of the year as well. The feeling of the sun on me and the soothing summer breeze are things that I'm sorry I'll never experience again." *begins to cry*

Doctor: "... Well son..."

Inmate: "Yes Doc?"

Doctor: "Maybe you'll be at ease if I open the window before we start so you can feel the breeze.

Inmate: "Your a kind man for doing these things for me Doc. But what can you do for me? I wish to feel the heat of the sun before I die?"

Doctor: "Well son... I'm sorry. I really can't help you with that. But if it'll make you feel any better, in hell it's always tropical."

GD

You will win nice job LOL!

ghostdragon Wrote: Inmate: "I admit my crimes and I deserve to be punished, but... Doctor: "Yes?" Inmate: "I.. I was just thinking of how I would miss my family and friends." Doctor: "I'm sure they'll be thinking of you when you're gone." Inmate: "And also... I know that I will miss the hot weather that Florida has to offer this time of the year as well. The feeling of the sun on me and the soothing summer breeze are things that I'm sorry I'll never experience again." *begins to cry* Doctor: "... Well son..." Inmate: "Yes Doc?" Doctor: "Maybe you'll be at ease if I open the window before we start so you can feel the breeze. Inmate: "Your a kind man for doing these things for me Doc. But what can you do for me and me wish to feel the heat of the sun before I die?" Doctor: "Well son... I'm sorry. I really can't help you with that. But if it'll make you feel any better, in hell it's always tropical." GD

Guy: Dude i just wanted to donnate some sperm, but isn't neutering way too much........?

Too bad the guy with the chicken pic caption is over.I had a good one too:

"MTV Pimp my ride!"

Devilikin Wrote: You will win nice job LOL!

I guess creative writing pays off in more ways than I thought. LOL!

Xie Xie Devilikin!

GD