Starting War on terrorism: 1,000,000 million dollars
Paying espionage and information: 5000000 million dollars
Life Insurance for the widows: 10000000 dollars
Introducing Saddam to his new cellmates Ru Paul and Bubba the rapist: Priceless

3rd: Starting War on terrorism: 1,000,000 million dollars
Paying espionage and information: 5000000 million dollars
Life Insurance for the widows: 10000000 dollars
Introducing Saddam to his new cellmates Ru Paul and Bubba the rapist: Priceless


2nd: Cell Mate: They can't hold us here forever and I'm telling you Saddam, America...it's the land of opportunity. You can have anything you want here. First you get the money, then you get the power, then...then you get the women!

Saddam: Dude, just shut the f*ck up.



















And 1st: "Hey, cameraman...are you SURE I don't looked as fucked up as Nick Nolte did for his mugshot??"

^ I chose this because it was the best insult this picture had.

Cufferellius: 2
SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1
mkfreak: 1
Blade_tsung: 1
The_Cold_Kombatant: 1
cogline: 1
MKSECRETS: 1

Oh and BTW, the scores get reset when someone reaches 7.

Caption the Flag:

Damn. Still thinking...

SuperMarioBro Wrote: And 1st: "Hey, cameraman...are you SURE I don't looked as fucked up as Nick Nolte did for his mugshot??" ^ I chose this because it was the best insult this picture had.

YAY!

My caption for the latest pic:

"For some reason, at 4:20 p.m. this afternoon, Kerry was quoted as saying 'Look at the pretty star on my finger'".

News reporter: "Sir how many fingers r u sticking up Dubya's ass"

Dubya on the back: "What a dumbass i bet he can stick more than three,he....he......"

"George Bush ist ein dummer Mann mit einer kleinen Maßeinheit!! Heil Kerry!"

Kerry: Look, our three leaders are similar to the wizard of Oz, Bush needs a brain, Dick needs a heart, and Colon needs some courage, and our country is run by guys named Dick, Bush and Colon!

Kerry: "I've got good news, I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance"

John Kerry proves, for an audience, that he does in fact have a larger penis than George W. Bush does.

Kerry : "This is a matter of national importance! Who knows the next step to the Macarena?"

Kerry pic:

"2 years ago a friend of mine ask me to say some president rhymes..."

Kerry pic:

"Now it's been stated that I have a tendancy to flip flop on the issues and statements that I have made. Now I want to assure all of you that it has never happend and it will never happen again."

GD

3rd: "For some reason, at 4:20 p.m. this afternoon, Kerry was quoted as saying 'Look at the pretty star on my finger'".



2nd: Kerry: Look, our three leaders are similar to the wizard of Oz, Bush needs a brain, Dick needs a heart, and Colon needs some courage, and our country is run by guys named Dick, Bush and Colon!

















And 1st: 'Today, John Kerry surprised the crowd when he began to impersonate WWE star, The Rock. Kerry sent a message to Bush, telling him 'It doesn't matter what you think!' and 'Just bring it'...

Blade_tsung: 2
Cufferellius: 2
SAIRUS: 1
Olympic_hero: 1
ShingoEX: 1
Alpha_Q_Up: 1
Yoshi: 1
mkfreak: 1
The_Cold_Kombatant: 1
cogline: 1
MKSECRETS: 1


Diet Captions, great taste, less filling!

"Thousands of men, woman and children have been killed by the overgrown chicken. When we asked the farmer why won't he kill it, he replied: "I Don't have much, so I enjoy being known as the man with the huge cock."

Farmer: " Hello Dr. Kevorkian?, well this is just something that might sound a little bit odd, but i just found a The Cock than came from Uranus, and you gotta se the size of this motherfucker, i think Uranus probably will miss it..............."

Farmer: " Hello Dr. Kevorkian?, well this is just something that might sound a little bit odd, but i just found a The Cock than came from Uranus, and you gotta se the size of this motherfucker, i think Uranus probably will miss it..............."

Farmer: i guess a whole bottle of robitussin is too much

The Goro of cock-fighting. or.... Farmer 1: My, you have a big cock. Farmer 2: Yeah, he's the biggest pecker I've ever seen.

Farmer: "The radiation won't cause any problems," they said. Bullshit! This big sonofabitch here used to be my old bloodhound.

Small men and big cocks do not mix.

Farmer: "I should have known genies don't know slang..."

i know i do have a big cock

Yes I do have a big cock, and you should see my rooster!

Caption for the giant cock pic:

"Hyuga's dad meets his future son-in-law"