Granted, but someone takes it for themselves and gets all the credit which in turn, NRS hires them to make future character theme songs.

I wish I could stop getting mandatory boners in public.

Granted, your penis falls off.

I wish E3 (as in the Electronic Entertainment Expo) 2013 doesn't turn out to be a disaster.

Granted. It will be a calamity.

I wish Nintendo didn't try fucking around with the canonicity of Metroid.

Granted. The canon stays the same but the gameplay gets tempered with and as a result is unplayable.

I wish I would get started on my Kratos X Nariko fanfic already.

Granted, but you never finish it.


I wish pineapples didn't exist.

Granted, but now everything you eat will taste like pineapples.

I wish I didn't live in merica.

Granted, you now live in America.

I wish I could think of something to do to finish all of these tracks I've yet to complete.

Granted, you listen to the musical works of Sean Hodges, finish your tracks, become a musical star in a few years and eventually get assassinated at the bullet of a mercenary, hired by all the bad musical makers that used to be popular before you stomped them to the ground.

I wish Solar Eclipses happened more often.

Granted.. This is viewed as a sign of apocalypse, and mass riots breakout in anarchy, effectively destroying all government on Earth. The world's population slowly and painfully falls, eventually becoming 0. Thanks a lot.

I wish for a talk show based away from women talking about their periods, or fake doctors helping people's mental issues, but for people like me.

Granted, but you're the only viewer and it gets cancelled in a week

I wish the X-COM Complete Pack would go on sale on Steam.

That sounds pretty damn awesome!

My corruption worked for me!



Granted, the price is your soul.

I wish my phone could efficiently charge itself.

Granted.

As your iPhone gains excessive power, it begins to shake with electricity. It builds power up further and gain an A.I (Artificial Intelligence) The iPhone gains enough power to control lightning coming from itself and eventually takes over the universe. You are now responsible for Apple, now corrupt with Steve Jobs's death and looking to become a superpower in the world, taking over all that exists.

I wish I had less extra time, so I don't have enough time to come up with stupid corruptions.

Granted, you now have a full time time job doing hard labor for minimum wage, you don't get overtime pay and just get by, your manager is an asshole and will make your life as shitty as possible just so he can make a few more bucks. You grab a burger on your way home or make some mac n cheese, if your lucky you might have the energy to blow a load off before you fall asleep. Next thing you know its 6am and your annoying ass alarms wakes you up, you hate your life but you get up and do the same shit over again.

I wish I could get laid

Granted, you get laid to rest after dying in your sleep.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid.

Granted, but now everyone is out to get you.


I wish for your wish.

That alone corrupted my wish.



Granted, you also have his corruption. Only this time they're zombies and you gets no weapons.

I wish I didn't have to work in the morning.

Granted (albeit, a little late). You now must work for the entire day BESIDES morning for no pay for the rest of your life. You have to find another job to be able to support yourself- it's in the morning.


I wish I was like Sephiroth. But not in, ya know, dying.

I wish to be a Sephiroth that can't die.

Granted, unfortunately you fall into an active volcano and are stuck there forever.

I wish I had a computer that could perfectly run Rise of the Triad (as in the game that came out yesterday) that I had legally obtained that wasn't possessed or set to explode.

Granted, it gets stolen the same day.

I wish I had a life-size statue of Ashlotte from Soucalibur.

Granted but when you are not looking at it it comes alive like a weeping angle in Doctor Who.
I wish NASCAR was like Mario kart.

Granted! Hundreds die due to stray shells and Bob-ombs after the first race.
I wish for a domesticated, and loyal liger.

Granted, it gets killed for its fur.

I wish I had my PS3 already.

granted it arrives in the mail with no power plugs or controller.When you call to complain Psycho Mantis answer the phone laughing at you.

I wish I was the Master of magnetism and had full know how of my powers.

Granted but a parasite is released into the world consuming all metal in the world and u get injured in a bar fight that didn't even start out involving u where u got amnesia and forgot How to use ur powers.

I wish netherealms would make a marvel vs dc game

Granted, the game receives horrible reviews and your are exiled for being the person who suggested the idea.

I wish Talim and Zasalamel would return for Soulcalibur VI.