Granted. Now you have no brain

I wish I was luckly

Granted, you're lucky to not have died from the freak accident that rendered you comatose.

I wish I didn't have do a canon-strict audition to get into DePaul's School of Music.

Granted, you're never getting into DePaul's School of Music

I wish yesterday was a little less awkward...

Granted, I didn't run into my cousin on the bus and he didn't not notice me or sing and make radom noises. Your day was the same.

I wish NRS/Capcom could do a crossover fighting game staring mk street fighter marvel and dc comics. They would think of calling it NRS x Capcom: Clash of Immortals or Crossover:The fighting Epic(to be voted on by the fans . Capcom would hold a poll to see if people wanted a version of the game in MvC graphics. The game would release on next gen consoles in 2016.

Granted, the game is released only with three characters, Anakaris, Mokap, and Lois Lane, and the other 57 characters can only be bought via DLC for $29.99 each.

There is no other way to obtain these characters, and downloaded characters cannot be played with until all 57 have been bought. Also, Versus Mode and Story Mode can only be unlocked after you have successfully went through Arcade Mode will all 60 characters. Oh, and there is no Practice Mode.


I wish Ruutuu would be in the next MK game.

Granted, but now Kratos and Marcus Phoenix become permanite guest to the series, on their respectedd consoles of course. NRS then hint at a secret character in both the PlayStation and Xbox versions. On Ps4 it is Spartacus and on xbox Gannicus. Fans are pissed and are more pissed when the last dlc character is Crixus.The only good thing about this is he comes with either Spartacus or Gannicus depending on what system you have.The only MK character that is dlc is Kobra. Your character,Ruutuu, can only be played after performing Spartacus fatalities on Kratos and Crixus' on Kobra.(nightwolf most have been killed in ladder)

I Wish Pikachu could go to the digi world for a day and hang with Agumon.

Some stayed dry, but others felt the pain. He did, and slaughtered all the Digimons. I wish my farts smelt nice.

Granted, bees mistake the scents for flowers and start pollonating in your ass.

I wish Super Smash Bros. 4 keeps Pokemon Trainer and gives him three new (awesome) pokemon, and Charizard becomes a stand alone character.

Granted, unfortunately the three pokémon that the trainer has are the most useless pokémon move-wise but they are considered the best looking. Charizard winds up having some incredibly overpowered moves and a patch is released after a week that makes him the worst character in the game.

I wish I could relive the entire weekend...

Granted, you relive the weekend but you get sick this time. I wish I didn't have sunburn.

Hey, I said they had to be awesome!

And I specified that they are awesome (design-wise)

Oh, okay.



Granted, you have herpes.

I wish I had an ice cream sandwich. Haven't had one in a while.

Granted, your home is now stocked with 12 year old ice cream and moldy wonder bread. You may have as many ice cream sandwiches you want.
Have a nice day.

I wish I had a working Tardis that I knew how to use.

Granted, but since I don't know what you mean by 'Tardis', your head's going to have to fall off.
Have a nice day.

I wish for a wish.

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*TERMINATION COMPLETE*

I wish I didn't have to work today. It's so nice out.

Granted! On your way to work, you got hit by a car and broke your limbs! Instant day-off!
I wish I had more mirrors in my room to reflect the light from my windows.

Granted. Light can now never enter through your windows again.

I wish for a good grade on my Final Exams this year.

Granted, you get the lowest grade possible that qualifies for passing. Congratulations.

I wish for a bottle of glue.

Granted, you get the world's smallest bottle ever. It contains a drop of glue.

I wish I looked like Aoshi Shinomori. (Guy in my sig)

Granted, unfortunately you have none of his skills, and you are easily dispatched by his enemies.

I wish I had a legitimate legal copy of Daft Punk's Random Access Memories album.

Granted, but this legitimate copy can only be used by you via blood sacrifice. You can only listen to the album for ten mintues during a given 24 hour period, and if you cannot listen to the same song twice within the ten-minute segment.

I wish bananas could fly.

Granted, unfortunately there also exists flying monkeys as well.

I wish I had a nine inch ruler.

Granted, you now have a lifelike statue of the Queen.

I wish I had a fully functional record player...

Granted, but it's lodged in your abdomen, and that's the only reason it's fully functional.

I wish I could think of a decent theme for Lobo.