ok, so my cousin's job was to hold a patient's butt cheeks open so that the doctor can perform a prostate exam. And of course, I always used to make fun of her, not in a mean way or anything, jsut... tease her.
Me: Where have you been Ina?
Ina: I went to pick up Oleen from Yimmy's house
Me: After you got back from work?
Ina: No, I don't have a job anymore.
Me: What? why?
Ina: I quit.
Me: but why?
Ina: BECAUSE OF IDIOTS LIKE YOU!!!
lmao

u make me laff lol

What's wrong Mime? Did you get sick & tired of the MKO chat, or did you hear my 3 month ban ended this past Monday & you didn't wanna deal with me in there???

You weren't gone for three months!
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Were you?

I'll never hear the end of it about that vid will I... -_-*
I have a cane sword too, though it has nothing to do with the geezer joke.
Ka-Tra

Uh, yea I was.

No, lol; I don't need to lose weight. I am slender enough as it is.

And I can prove it!

I just heard something funny on a local radio station.
"Every time you hear Depeche Mode, an emo kid cuts himself & a hardcore kid cries himself to sleep."

Fobble fab.

Think about it.

Haha.."You know you think it.."
That's so messed up. lol

We're no strangers to love....

I honestly don't remember any video, i just know you own a Katana sword.

you know the rules and so do I

You know what I hate? why is every MKO fight between two veteran members always like.... civilized?
There's always one paragraph of blah blah blah, meaningless bullshit, why can't two members just..... go all out, reality style fight?
Sindelian: Stop fucking posting, stop fucking posting, STOP fucking posting
Toxik: No, I don't have to shut up for you
Sindelian: No, cuz I'm sick of your shit
Toxik: I don't have to shut up for you
Sindelian: You bring your FUCKED UP attitude and energy up in this shit...
Toxik: I am NOT gonna shut up for you...
Sindelian: Oh praise him......
Toxik: I don't have to shut up for you
Sindelian: BITCH YES YOU DO!
Toxik: Yes, I am a bitch, and I don't care
Sindelian: And I'm sick of yo SHIT
Toxik: I don't care
Sindelian I AM SICK of yo SHIT
Toxik: I don't care, I'm not here for you
Sindelian: and I can't wait, til yo BITCH ASS gets BANNED from here!
SubMan: Wait wait wait wait wait wait...
Sindelian: No, cuz I'm sick of all this FUCKED UP energy you give to me!
Subman:...wait wait, no no no no no... OH Mah Goodness.....
Sindelian: This is bullshit, I didn't come to this forum for your bullshit, I came on this forum to talk about MK, I came on this forum to drink, and for me to have a good ass time. But then YOU fucked it up, YOU fucked it up.
Toxik: I don't give a fuck about what you think of me
Sindelian: and this drink is about to go in yo face, cuz IM SICK OF YO SHIT!
Toxik:Oh my God, I'm fuckin goin blank right now, I can't even see, you're stealin my energy and it's not right....
Sindelian: BITCH you've been stealin my energy since yesterday!!
Toxik: HOW SINDELIAN?! HOW! I never even said anything to you!
Sindelian: Yes you did, you did worse, you shit on me, you shit on the forum, and you shit on all the members, and I'm not havin it anymore!
See? Why can't we just have bitch fights like that, they're much more exciting.

Talking away, I don't know what I'm to say. I'll say it anyway. Today's another day to find you. Shying away, I'll be coming for you love O.K....

Only online member...
*YAY*
(nobody's home, so.. it's time to see what they keep under their beds! Hopefully porn..)
lol

I wish World of Warcraft had more races and classes to choose from. I'm getting bored with all of them.

We had our Prom on Friday and it was really cool. =) No school tomorrow, idk why though...

*holds up "Go Danica!" poster*
Ghostdragon

Memorial Day

I wonder if I'm the only one that gets this post.