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one thing, one one thing leads to anoooooother
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Jironobou Wrote:
one thing, one one thing leads to anoooooother
one thing, one one thing leads to anoooooother
Yuengling+Whisky+So-co+Pre-existing sexual tension= Romance novel, homo-erotica. Who'da thunk it?


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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my cpu is having an odd problem, I'm hearing things like commercials while nothings running that can play audio, i've closed every window and i still get it.
and i can change it with the volume dial so I'm pretty sure its coming from my computer.
and i can change it with the volume dial so I'm pretty sure its coming from my computer.


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Jironobou Wrote:
my cpu is having an odd problem, I'm hearing things like commercials while nothings running that can play audio, i've closed every window and i still get it.
and i can change it with the volume dial so I'm pretty sure its coming from my computer.
my cpu is having an odd problem, I'm hearing things like commercials while nothings running that can play audio, i've closed every window and i still get it.
and i can change it with the volume dial so I'm pretty sure its coming from my computer.
Ctrl + ALT + Dlt
Task Manager.
Look at what applications are running, or look at what processes are running and end their task or process. Be careful in processes though, you don't wanna end a process that you don't know what it is.
Or, just reboot your computer.
That's about as much as help without helping you screw your computer up.


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ThePredator151 Wrote:
Ctrl + ALT + Dlt
Task Manager.
Look at what applications are running, or look at what processes are running and end their task or process. Be careful in processes though, you don't wanna end a process that you don't know what it is.
Or, just reboot your computer.
That's about as much as help without helping you screw your computer up.
Jironobou Wrote:
my cpu is having an odd problem, I'm hearing things like commercials while nothings running that can play audio, i've closed every window and i still get it.
and i can change it with the volume dial so I'm pretty sure its coming from my computer.
my cpu is having an odd problem, I'm hearing things like commercials while nothings running that can play audio, i've closed every window and i still get it.
and i can change it with the volume dial so I'm pretty sure its coming from my computer.
Ctrl + ALT + Dlt
Task Manager.
Look at what applications are running, or look at what processes are running and end their task or process. Be careful in processes though, you don't wanna end a process that you don't know what it is.
Or, just reboot your computer.
That's about as much as help without helping you screw your computer up.
It was going even with no Apps running, and I'm not sure which processes are supposed to be running and which aren't, however, I rebooted it and so far I have not heard any of it.
Oh, and they are clips of online shows.


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Last year I had some sort of virus that would constantly play the audio of the movie trailer for a shitty movie called "College".
Couldn't get rid of it.
Couldn't get rid of it.


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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
Last year I had some sort of virus that would constantly play the audio of the movie trailer for a shitty movie called "College".
Couldn't get rid of it.
Last year I had some sort of virus that would constantly play the audio of the movie trailer for a shitty movie called "College".
Couldn't get rid of it.
did it ever go away?
I think I have a similar virus


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Lolacaust Wrote:
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
Is that a bad thing?


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Keith Wrote:
Is that a bad thing?
Lolacaust Wrote:
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
Is that a bad thing?
No.


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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Keith Wrote:
Is that a bad thing?
Lolacaust Wrote:
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
Is that a bad thing?
only if it wasn't unenjoyable...
so Lolacaust, was it enjoyable?
Lolacaust Wrote:
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
I don't know your gender, but since I don't judge sexuality I'm going to ignore it. I don't know aabout anyone else, but when it comes to some of the people I talk with, friends fuck friends as friends on occasion.
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Jironobou Wrote:
only if it wasn't unenjoyable...
so Lolacaust, was it enjoyable?
Keith Wrote:
Is that a bad thing?
Lolacaust Wrote:
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
Is that a bad thing?
only if it wasn't unenjoyable...
so Lolacaust, was it enjoyable?
I had severe whisky dick (Geuss that takes care of the gender question) at the time so I could barly feel anything, but what little I felt was pretty good. I also find it interesting that his girlfriend would make jokes about us having sex behind her back. We've come close to this before but last night was finally when all this shit came to head. I figure were just not gonna' talk about ever again or atleast until the next time this happens. I never thought that I would wake up one morning and have my first thought be " Yup, I got it one with a dude last night."
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My tastes have changed since I created this account over 4 years ago. I prefer being called Siklootd and now love heavy metal music. 

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(Erik) Wrote:
The first time I looked inside I was very careful to make sure it wouldn't escape and when I didn't see it I closed the cups again really quick. Then I double checked again and it really, really wasn't there. It's just so scary to think that this whole time it's been somewhere in my room.
And ThePredator151, one night I went jogging at the track and there was a garden snake on it! Except I wasn't really scared. I just kept going. But I wouldn't touch it, ew! But of course the story is different when it's inside of your house.
I wonder if I can find the picture of the scary bug that invaded my room. Ew they're called house centipedes!

Jironobou Wrote:
did you check in the cup? it might have used your moment of panic to escape
(Erik) Wrote:
I'm actually pretty terrified right now. There was this crazy scary bug in my room and I caught it in one of those red cups and put a second red cup on top of it to trap it. Then I put a book on top to keep the weight down and I opened it and after a few days the bug isn't there .
I'm actually pretty terrified right now. There was this crazy scary bug in my room and I caught it in one of those red cups and put a second red cup on top of it to trap it. Then I put a book on top to keep the weight down and I opened it and after a few days the bug isn't there .
did you check in the cup? it might have used your moment of panic to escape
The first time I looked inside I was very careful to make sure it wouldn't escape and when I didn't see it I closed the cups again really quick. Then I double checked again and it really, really wasn't there. It's just so scary to think that this whole time it's been somewhere in my room.
And ThePredator151, one night I went jogging at the track and there was a garden snake on it! Except I wasn't really scared. I just kept going. But I wouldn't touch it, ew! But of course the story is different when it's inside of your house.
I wonder if I can find the picture of the scary bug that invaded my room. Ew they're called house centipedes!

Here in New Mexico we get centipedes almost monthly in our homes! Same thing with scorpions, black widows, millipedes, praying mantese, and other gross insects. I hate all insects, seriously! We also get a bunch of pumpkin beetles and what we call here "child of the earth" I don't remember the real name for that insect though. We get rattlesnakes in our yards, coyotes, and bears too. New Mexico just isn't a good place to live if you hate insects and other potentially harmful animals. Recently they just diagnosed that all prairie dogs, squirrels, and rabbits in the city have been testing positive for the plague and several people have died from it already. The main thing I hate about centipedes is that they are parasites, they are bloodsucking insects. They like to burrow their heads under the skin like fleas and feed in the same manner as ticks and fleas do. My cousin woke up once in the middle of the night with a centipede attached to his arm, it wasn't pretty.
sbdjuggalos Wrote:
Here in New Mexico we get centipedes almost monthly in our homes! Same thing with scorpions, black widows, millipedes, praying mantese, and other gross insects. I hate all insects, seriously! We also get a bunch of pumpkin beetles and what we call here "child of the earth" I don't remember the real name for that insect though. We get rattlesnakes in our yards, coyotes, and bears too. New Mexico just isn't a good place to live if you hate insects and other potentially harmful animals. Recently they just diagnosed that all prairie dogs, squirrels, and rabbits in the city have been testing positive for the plague and several people have died from it already. The main thing I hate about centipedes is that they are parasites, they are bloodsucking insects. They like to burrow their heads under the skin like fleas and feed in the same manner as ticks and fleas do. My cousin woke up once in the middle of the night with a centipede attached to his arm, it wasn't pretty.
Here in New Mexico we get centipedes almost monthly in our homes! Same thing with scorpions, black widows, millipedes, praying mantese, and other gross insects. I hate all insects, seriously! We also get a bunch of pumpkin beetles and what we call here "child of the earth" I don't remember the real name for that insect though. We get rattlesnakes in our yards, coyotes, and bears too. New Mexico just isn't a good place to live if you hate insects and other potentially harmful animals. Recently they just diagnosed that all prairie dogs, squirrels, and rabbits in the city have been testing positive for the plague and several people have died from it already. The main thing I hate about centipedes is that they are parasites, they are bloodsucking insects. They like to burrow their heads under the skin like fleas and feed in the same manner as ticks and fleas do. My cousin woke up once in the middle of the night with a centipede attached to his arm, it wasn't pretty.
That sounds horrible! I always complain before I think about how much worse other people have it! But I guess it's okay to think about how things could be better because it leads to improvement! I remember one time I was listening to the radio and they were like 'a lab rat infected with the Plague has escaped, but the scientists say do not worry about it because it will die soon on its own'. I was like what!?


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My Dad is in Jail.
I officially win : )
I officially win : )


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Vash_15 Wrote:
I don't know the story, but congrats on your win
khanswarrior15 Wrote:
My Dad is in Jail.
I officially win : )
My Dad is in Jail.
I officially win : )
I don't know the story, but congrats on your win
Well.
He was arrested for Domestic Violence with my mother. Definitely not the first time he's hit her.
But I've been trying to get him out for the longest.
I have no sympathy for a man who can hit a women.


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Lolacaust Wrote:
I had severe whisky dick (Geuss that takes care of the gender question) at the time so I could barly feel anything, but what little I felt was pretty good. I also find it interesting that his girlfriend would make jokes about us having sex behind her back. We've come close to this before but last night was finally when all this shit came to head. I figure were just not gonna' talk about ever again or atleast until the next time this happens.
I never thought that I would wake up one morning and have my first thought be " Yup, I got it one with a dude last night."
Jironobou Wrote:
only if it wasn't unenjoyable...
so Lolacaust, was it enjoyable?
Keith Wrote:
Is that a bad thing?
Lolacaust Wrote:
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
So I had drunken sex with my best friend in a moonlit field last night....also he's a guy.
Perspective. Anyone. Please.
Is that a bad thing?
only if it wasn't unenjoyable...
so Lolacaust, was it enjoyable?
I had severe whisky dick (Geuss that takes care of the gender question) at the time so I could barly feel anything, but what little I felt was pretty good. I also find it interesting that his girlfriend would make jokes about us having sex behind her back. We've come close to this before but last night was finally when all this shit came to head. I figure were just not gonna' talk about ever again or atleast until the next time this happens.
I never thought that I would wake up one morning and have my first thought be " Yup, I got it one with a dude last night."
lol...I'm glad you enjoyed some of it...but...damn
khanswarrior15 Wrote:
Well.
He was arrested for Domestic Violence with my mother. Definitely not the first time he's hit her.
But I've been trying to get him out for the longest.
I have no sympathy for a man who can hit a women.
Vash_15 Wrote:
I don't know the story, but congrats on your win
khanswarrior15 Wrote:
My Dad is in Jail.
I officially win : )
My Dad is in Jail.
I officially win : )
I don't know the story, but congrats on your win
Well.
He was arrested for Domestic Violence with my mother. Definitely not the first time he's hit her.
But I've been trying to get him out for the longest.
I have no sympathy for a man who can hit a women.
Get him "out" I'm assuming that was a typo. Anyway, good for you, job well done
ANYWAY
Watching King of the Hill, Hank is a horrible person. He's overbearing, and unaccepting of things he doesn't understand. And while he's trying to be a good father, he's coming off as anything but that.
I feel like 'out' isn't a typo. He wanted him out of the family.
Also there was only one scene I remember laughing at in King of the Hill. Hank catches Bobby ironing a cheerleading uniform and Hank is like 'there had better be a naked cheerleader under your bed, son!"
Also there was only one scene I remember laughing at in King of the Hill. Hank catches Bobby ironing a cheerleading uniform and Hank is like 'there had better be a naked cheerleader under your bed, son!"


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I think that viral thing has left. i hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete while it played and ended a process, which made it stop, then i searched for that file name using the search function and deleted that.
And they want you to buy crap to lose it
And they want you to buy crap to lose it


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(Erik) Wrote:
sbdjuggalos Wrote:
Ohhh, so thaaat's what those things are called. "House Centipedes". All these years I never knew...I just killed them cuz they looked creepy.
Just read on wiki that they have fifteen sets of legs, and eat other bugs. Said that most of them can't penetrate human skin, but some of them can! Ah!
I know why they were in our house way back when now too. Says it's damp locations in the house. Particularly the basement....which is where me and my brothers' room was when we were younger.
There were all kinds of cracks in our walls, and it was damp around the laundry area back then too. Now I know...
khanswarrior15 Wrote:
Well damn. I'm glad for you too then. I've been somewhere similar before too. Except my parents didn't let on so much.
Be strong man, even when your mom turns to you for some kind of unorthodox support.


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That wasn't a typo.
Thank you, Pred & Erik.
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Thank you, Pred & Erik.
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So I was just walking home from a friend's house a half-hour ago, and 5 skinny black guys tried to jump me. They failed and I sent them packing.
Seriously, when you're a twig, you don't try to mess with a guy that's 6' 3" and weighs over 275. At least not without a piece, duh. You're going to get your ass handed to you. Hard.
And to think my area of town is thought of as relatively safe. Pshah.
Seriously, when you're a twig, you don't try to mess with a guy that's 6' 3" and weighs over 275. At least not without a piece, duh. You're going to get your ass handed to you. Hard.
And to think my area of town is thought of as relatively safe. Pshah.
JadedReign Wrote:
So I was just walking home from a friend's house a half-hour ago, and 5 skinny black guys tried to jump me. They failed and I sent them packing.
Seriously, when you're a twig, you don't try to mess with a guy that's 6' 3" and weighs over 275. At least not without a piece, duh. You're going to get your ass handed to you. Hard.
And to think my area of town is thought of as relatively safe. Pshah.
So I was just walking home from a friend's house a half-hour ago, and 5 skinny black guys tried to jump me. They failed and I sent them packing.
Seriously, when you're a twig, you don't try to mess with a guy that's 6' 3" and weighs over 275. At least not without a piece, duh. You're going to get your ass handed to you. Hard.
And to think my area of town is thought of as relatively safe. Pshah.
You took on five guys? I would have never guessed you were capable of such a thing. My strategy is always just be the one getting out of there. I don't even think about handing their asses back to them.
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