Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?

A: Kick his sister on the chin.

A masked man walks into a bank with a gun, and says, “ Put your hands up!”
The girl replies “This is not a real bank. this is a sperm bank.” He says “I know. Open that door up and take out one of those bottles and drink one.” She does and the man takes off his mask, and the girl realizes it’s her husband. “That wasn’t so hard, was it?”he says.

Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.

What is brown and sticky?
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A stick.

A teen-age blonde comes home from school one day tells her mom, "Mommy! Mommy! Guess what my friends told me today? Babies come out of the same place that boys put thier thingies!" "Yes dear, that's right", says the mom. The blonde then adds, "But if I have a baby, won't it knock out my teeth?"

You took the number one spot SirManny111.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead have just busted outta jail and they are running away with the cops hot on their trail. They come across 3 empty potato sacs. Each of them hops into a different potato sac. The cop goes up to the potato sac that the brunette is in and the brunette think quick and goes "Meow, meow" "Oh it's just a cat," says the cop. He goes approches the redheads potato sac and the redhead goes "Sqeek, squeek" "oh it's only a rat," says the cop. So he finally approaches the blondes potato sac and the blonde goes, "Potato, potato"

What's usually long?... Sometimes fun to play with?... and the longer you play with it, the harder it gets?........................................................a video game, what??? What were U thinking?!?!

scorpion15152004 Wrote: You took the number one spot SirManny111.

*WHEW* LMAO... Thanx dude!

i got a funny blonde one:
A blonde is driving down a road and she sees a tree so she swerves to the right, she sees another tree so she swerves to the left, then her car lands in a lake. a cop comes over and asks ARE YOU OK!!!? WHAT HAPPENED? the blonde said i saw a tree and i swerved then I saw another one then I swerved again then landed in this lake. the cop looks in the car, dummy that was your car freshener.

how can you make a blonde play around for endless hours?

give her a sheet with "turn the sheet please" written on both sides

No inappropriate jokes, please. Any joke regarding race/sexual preference/nationality will earn two skull points each, possibly more for repeated offenses.

Try being courteous of other peoples and cultures.

They were just jokes dude. I saw jokes about blondes and rednecks that didnt get skulls. So your telling me its ok to make fun of blondes and not other cultures? Whats the deal?

I consider crude jokes concerning race/nationality/sexual preference prejudice against the said groups of people. Making harsh references to any of forthmentioned is against site policy, joking or not.

~Crow~ Wrote: I consider crude jokes concerning race/nationality/sexual preference prejudice against the said groups of people. Making harsh references to any of forthmentioned is against site policy, joking or not.

Exactly I agree. Saying that blondes are stupid and whores would be crude & prejudice, correct?

~Crow~ Wrote: race/nationality/sexual preference

Those are the general site rules. If I said I was prejudice against Enegizer batteries, it would be considered prejudice but from a regulations standpoint there's nothing anyone can do about it. I personally dislike most of the jokes in this thread because I find them to be tasteless, but strictly following the rules I couldn't do anything but be unhappy. I won't give out skull points because my opinion on something is sour.

If you'd like though, I'll speak with the forum director about these other jokes you mention.

Well you guys made the moderator came onto my thread and warned you guys ha.I don't see the problem with the race thing anyway,comedians make jokes about every single race because it's just a joke nothing serious,just something too make you laugh but since you are the moderator I've you my respect, an can I ask you one thing.Why do you guys close thread,instead of closing it delete it so we'll have more space and I bet the forum wil look neat.Now let's get the jokes running again.

I'm very Sorry about the blonde joke, I never use them, It won't use them again.

--again i'm sorry.

Okay, it was no problem for me DOCBROWN,but the moderator was pissed off.

i wasnt being racist it was just a joke i have black an d mexican friends

I said you were being racist Sub_ZER0,matterfact I enjoyed your joke.

Did u mean to put the word never in that sentence

First-
A clean joke:
A man was talking a bath with bubbles.

A dirty joke:
Bubbles was the girl next door!

Second-
A man goes to the doctor and says " There is something wrong with my penis." Then the doctor says "Don't say that, you're disturbing the other paitents. Come back in half an hour, and say there is something wrong with your ear, then tell the doctor what is really wrong." So the man leaves and comes back and says "Doctor, there is something wrong with my ear." The doctor says "Whats wrng with it?" And the guy says "I can't piss out of it!"

You might have heard this one.

There was this couple who were engaged, but everytime the man and his pheonce's sister were in the room together she would flirt with him, and she would bend down infront of him. This went on for months. So one week before the wedding, the man and his pheonce's sister were alone in the house. She says to him "Im going upstairs and waiting for you in my bed, come up soon and have your way with me!"
The man thinks for a minute, then walks out the door.


All of a sudden his soon to be father comes out and says
"you've passed the test! I now fully believe you are the one for my daughter!"

What is the moral of the story?
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- Always leave your condoms in the car!

How do you confuse a lesbian pornstar?


Blindfold her, and put her in the middle of a fish market.