O-M-G.

Well, I tell you this much, you WILL absolutely have you chance my man...I'm pretty creative and I'm sure this thread will live loooong beyond the "Champ" being crowned....Plus, SS still stops in here from time to time, it would be no problem setting the thing up and pming you both for a match..

Welcome back

Let me get this straight - are we dropping one verse each yeah? I'm cool with that, I'll get working on it.

I'm down with that, I'll post mine tonight.

Yerp, Parody will go first...

748? is that how many times you've been rejected?
After this battle, you will have learned to expect it.
When all the votes have been counted and collected,
as a rapper, Scorp will no longer be respected.
Here's some verses, that you're bound to get wrecked with.

Oh, look, your last battle lost the crowd.
Scorp, do your shitty raps make your father proud?
You could be holdin' a megaphone, and you wouldn't be very loud.
In your first battle, you should've been knocked out,
But I'll finish you this time, without a doubt.

Maybe voters left because your posts were too long.
Cause I know it wasn't the fact that you came off too strong
you know, you could've asked me what you did wrong.
Your audience came to hear raps! Not a damn country song!

I can tell you what'll happen, you'll get an eyefull of tears,
You'll leave without your balls, I'm already sharpening the shears.
You'll eventually get used to the jeers of your peers,
It will all feel better after a couple of beers.

I remember what Teach said in my Rappin101 classes, He said:
It's the end of the semester, everyone passes.
you better be good, you're goin' straight to the masses,
so sit up straight, get that tape off of your glasses,
rap fast, hit hard, and stop pickin' your asses.
I'm dressed to impress, I'm gonna make him proud.
I'll rap fast, hit hard, and put your dumb ass in the ground.

Okay, buddy, you're in the brute of the tension
It's too late, you're gone, no more extentions.
When you hear of the rap battle, it'll be me that they mention,
So get to the Gallows, and prepare for your lynchin'.
I know the tension must be strainin' on your back,
If you take one wrong step, your spine will crack.
You must be whack to think rappin's your nack,
'cause your demise is as evident as Pamela's rack.

Pfff....was about to post my verse and the beat but the notepad file I wrote the verse in has corrupted or something, thats the first time I've ever seen Notepad fuck up lol. I'll have to write a fresh one tomorrow, it's getting late now. Apologies!

Good call right?....


Nice verse Parody.

I sort-of like the one verse battle. Thanks, Pred.

Alright I'm done now, I'll upload the beat and make a few changes first.

The beat is Indy 500 by Decompoze, one of the best all round hip hop tracks out there.
Indy 500 - Decompoze

How you got to the final is a total mystery to me
You're an absolute joke, I can't even take you seriously
You've been riding your luck but I've been biding my time,
Patiently waiting to reclaim my spot at the front of the line,
And I'll be damned if some little bitch thinks he can take it away,
Especially when half the shit you spit seems to be fake anyway
That verse showed off the minimal effort and time that you spend,
You seem content with a line as long as there's a rhyme at the end
When I write rhymes, I take my time and get lost in the music
Cause I got more brain power than a grade-A philosophy student
Your verse was so empty of threats, where the fuck is the beef?
When I'm done with you, you'll only be identifiable by your teeth
You're going down son, honestly, what did you expect?
Go back to Rap101, the lessons obviously didn't have much effect
I didn't need a teacher, I was born with skill from the start,
My hearts in hip-hop, I'd motherfuckin' kill for this art
Style's like a drug dealer, I'm the reason you see dope lines
Flows on some scoliosis shit, 'cause I leave artists with broke spines
You don't have the necessary skills to impress on a song
Just like Neo who thought he was King, well I guess he was wrong
You should have made it a good one cause that's your final rap,
Your lifes gonna be shorter than a drummer from Spinal Tap
I spit the illness, my freestyles pack unbelieveable realness
But your style's like pain on morphine - I just don't feel it
I'll batter you and rip your fuckin' raps in two
I'll smack you with a bat until your back is black and blue
I'll hit you so hard in the chest you'll get a tumour in your abs,
Your name is Parody but I can't see the humour in your raps
I've been doin' this for so long, I'm fuckin' stuck in my ways
I'll erupt in a rage and start repeatedly punchin' your face
You're such a disgrace, the definition of a 'waste of space'
In the list of greats, I'm number 1 - you don't have a place
It's not hard to see my rhymes are a hundred times better than yours
My rhymes will shock the shit out of you like electrical cords
Back off now bitch, you ain't strong enough to take the pain
I'ma make your ass disappear so start calling me David Blaine
I'll admit that I'm crazy, fuck it - I'm raving insane
Don't make me punch your skull cause it'll cave in your brain
I'll fuckin' tear you apart and feast on the flesh,
No sign of remorse as I walk away with meat on the breath
You act like you tough but you ain't got the heart to kill,
My rhymes are like daggers, they rip MCs apart at will,
Your chances of winnin' this are fuckin' hopeless at best,
Your rhymes are unfocused or less, I bet you're an emotional wreck
Every line that I deliver brings your ass closer to death,
Admit my flow is the best or I'll blow a hole in your chest
On the map in my head, your skull is where the 'X' is crossed
I'll crush you, your rhymes are simpler than connect-the-dots
So thats it, final line, but I got much more to say,
Don't be depressed when none of the votes go your way.

VOTING PERIOD BEGINS WITH THIS POST



24hrs from now I will tally the votes and declare the Victor.

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Scorp748

That match was so lop-sided it ain't even funny.

Once again Scorp, dope verse, dope beat. I'm sure I got that same beat//song on my Pc somewhere...it's probably just named something different. With any sense in the votes, I'll see you in the Boss Battle...

Nice verse, Scorp. You put yourself up more than you put me down, though. My opinion.

And? Hyping yourself up is just as important as putting the opponent down...

I know, that's just not the way Irap, I guess. I hop people actually vote this time!

Yea, that's true. But you know, this is what usually happens at the end of the brackets. All the people who lost just fade away. All of the people who were very interested in the beginning sometimes just stop coming in here.

The challenge is overcoming the stagnate activity....


I have an idea, but It'll wait until this voting period is over.

^ True. People are only too happy to participate when they're involved but as soon as they lose, they disappear. I personally enjoy reading other peoples shit just as much as taking part in battles myself, but thats just me...

Hey Scorp, I haven't had much of a chance to be on since our battle, because I just had a b-day and went clubbin all week. I wanted to say good battle. It was alot of fun to go 6 rounds with you bro. I didn't want you to think I was snubbing you or being a sore loser

Scorp748 gets my vote on this one. I thought you threw down a good verse Parody, actualy your best yet in my oppinion. I enjoy watching you improve and can't wait to see more from you. I just thought Scorp was above and beyond in that last verse. After you started posting beats I started to understand your flow better Scorp, and I love the style. "Your lifes gonna be shorter than a drummer from Spinal Tap" hahaha gotta love that reference.

Yes, it was a good battle, you did very well. I didn't know how the Tap reference would go down (I can't imagine many people on here have seen it) but I'm glad someone got it lol. There's gonna be a little break before the 'final battle' cause I'm in Spain for a while in a few days but when I'm back the battle will happen. And it will be a good one, so look out for it!

both of you threw down excellent verses

but i gotta give my vote to Scorp748

overall, i just think he came harder with it, and though it did seem like he put himself up more than he put parody down (as stated earlier), he did have some good insults, particularly the teacher/rap 101 line

and the Spinal Tap reference was pretty damn funny too (does that mean Parody's going to spontaneously combust?)

Nah, just means he might not contribute votes from here on out...j/k

anyway...


Voting period is over...

Scorp748 wins this match 3-0...I know, I know...but when we have so little votes, I like to let the voting period live longer. Something drastic could change. Or not.

Sbdjuggalos:

}Winner: Sbdjuggalos
Xtactics:
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KARATE:

}Winner: NeoScorpion
NeoScorpion:
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Ermac36:

}Winner: 5animals
5animals:
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Ermac36:

}Winner: Scorp748
Scorp748:
______________Semi-Finals____________________
NeoScorpion:

}Winner: Scorp748
Scorp748:
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Sbdjuggalos:

}Winner: 5animals
5animals :

______________Finalists__________________________

Scorp748:

}Winner: Scorp748
5animals :
~~~~~~~~Bracket 1 winner vs Bracket 2 winner~~~~~~~~~
Scorp748:

}Winner: Scorp748
Parody :

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Listen Up!!

The final bracket battle(or "Boss" battle) is post poned due to the fact that Scorp748 let me know ahead of time that he will be gone for about three weeks.

So, what I'm going to so is open this thread up to "Death Matches"

Rules:

1. These are to the death!! Which means you only get one verse to merk the other emcee.

2. You have to challenge someone....they have to except. If they except then I will declare the match. I will also declare the match over and tally up votes.

3. You got 24hrs to get your verse in. The other emcee has 24hrs from the time the first verse is submitted to get his//her verse in. The voting period will only last 24hs, and again, the dominant Odd number of votes wins. 1,3,5,7 ect whoever had the most votes first.

4. We are still using the alphebetical rule here, and if you're like 5animals, letters go before numbers.

5. If you got a track you want uploaded or whatever, just tell me the name of the track. I'll get it up here cuz I probably already got it. Either that, or do like Scorp748 and put it up there with your verse. You're still welcomed to record your verses if you are able.

6. 1 Dragon Point goes to the winner of every match.


Jump in like double dutch and let's keep this thread goin'. Btw, this is what will happen after the bracket stuff is over. There's another surprise or so up my sleeve, but I'm saving those for later.


Lets Go!!!

I challenge thepredator151

Hahaha, Oh hell yea. Challenge Excepted...duke.
Let's give em a show...

I'll put up my own track in a little bit. You can have one of your own too, unless you want to just use one beat?

Clipse-"I'm Serious" Instrumental

Im the talk of tales
back from hell
with more bars than jail
Im that for real
others try
to no avail
cuz Im saught after
like crack on sale
never fell off
on track or rails
like a train
the way i carry a rhyme so well
Im serious
somethin like jones
too many whack acts,
clones, repetitive
like a rhyme out the mouth of mike jones
others can deceive, but leave nothin hurting
I get on a beat and its heart attack worthy
rhyme gargantuan compared to you elves
you could type underlined, my words carry themselves
I dont bother with you phony cats
if we go rhyme for rhyme, I suggest we use a polygraph
the real deal Mcbeal, not on view
to you delirious dudes
Im serious like the dad from 'boyz n da hood'
Serious like a statement, backed up by a fact
serious like when you fuck up and there's no goin back
ya'll yellow, Im like alert serious red
you motherfuckers couldnt be 'serious' already 'dead'
ya'll cant even fake it on videos, damn
Im like a terrorist devicing some devious plan
serious as in not a game, this is hand to hand
but still classic like the song by duran duran
Im a survivor like Phineas Gage
fuck with me and prepare for some serious rage
I speak to hear "you leave us amazed"
I could write a line, theyre askin "give us a page"
CUz Im timeless
ya'll niggaz cant even manage to act your age

I'm done, I'm just recording the audio now... Edit in a second...

ThePredator151 vs NeoScorpion (audio version of the verse below)
(use your "tabs' to read and listen along)


From the depths of the-sea, Neo visits with Nemo,
To talk about how stupid he was to for trying to play hero//
Yes, I-squeeze, I will turn your "swag" in-to "the body",
Or just punch you hard enough, you'll think I mastered in Karate//

Faggot, you won't be remembered at all,
unless you haunt a house, and make spooky noises inside the walls.
Neo, you just funny like Will Ferrell,
Cuz you that dumb muthafucka that's trying to reason with the barrel//

"Clap", ah make him see starz that's brighter than the ones in the sky,
Now maybe you can tell us if Pac's still alive"//
And while you at it, you can let us know if Hell and the Devil's real,
and when you get there mention my name, and tell him "chill"//

I been gettin' sweated lately by the mother of your baby,
She focused below the belt like my dicks a spidle for gra-vy!!//
Don't-say-"Pred", that's a mistake,
Like runnin' outta oxygen as a novice in outter-space//

I hate a fake thug and you one of em,
You ain't did a got-damn lick a work, but you still frontin' hu?
I done went-in pockets and blasted heat-
The only sub-tance be-hind your words is because it's "neat".

I'ma tell yaw a secret: Neo coat-tails the block,
He never comes to hood, he just wears hoodies alot.
and them pictures on his myspace is bogus--
He's a real sweet cheeks, you can tell alot from the poses.(ha!)

And I ain't worried bout "winnin" the battle,
Cuz you lost when you saddled up, I got a Horse, you got the Camel?//
Be serious, "Neo" is missin a "N",
Makes it "Ne-onScorpion", most "free-spirit" of the 10.(ninjas)

I got men that rather be in jail then on the streets,
Cuz the only thing out here for em is bullshit-in and beef//
Where if I show 'em ya spot, we come in your house,
Sit everybody down, eat your food, take your money, then bounce///

Look if we ain't buddies, you gettin cracked for da ounce a weed,
I'll tell you not to hold it in or else ya mouth a bleed.///
You can be a poet, but have the people check the score,
ThePredators' up "151", and Neo, is "rigor mortus"...