Takeda: I'm going to find my father
Scorpion: Running away again?
Takeda: Not running, searching for answers

Scorpion: You must take the helm after I go
Takeda: I am not ready to take the name "Scorpion"
Scorpion: Then why are you so eager to fight?

Takeda: I'm not a cold-blooded murderer like you
Scorpion: Then you have learned nothing
Takeda: You're not even human anymore

Takeda: I won't be like you
Scorpion: Holding the name of "Scorpion" is an honor
Takeda: It has brought nothing, but pain and misery!

Bo'Rai Cho: Kung Jin.
Kung Jin: You've taught me well, Master Bo'Rai Cho.
Bo'Rai Cho: Show me then what you've learned.

Kung Lao : It is too dangerous to be here Cassie.
Cassie Cage : I can handle myself.
Kung Lao : Can you handle this ?

Mavado: Time to die Kano
Kano: Ugh not feeling like it today
Mavado: Our Lord Daegon commands it

Kitana: What do you expect to win from this war?
Rain: My rightful place on the throne of Edenia
Kitana: Your place shall only be buried in mud

Rain: Lovely evening Kitana
Kitana: Still trying to court me hopeless "prince"?
Rain: Still killing people for Outworld, Princess?

Kitana: You have no place in my life
Rain: Earthrealmer scum like him have no place in Edenia
Kitana: How sad that your "royal" ego blinds you to reality

Kitana: You will never become my partner
Rain: I liked it when Edenian women used to stay home and..
Kitana: Just shut your gossiping mouth and fight

Kitana: What will you be needing?
Rain: My water powers are supreme
Kitana: Then I'll just clip your gentials off, traitor.

Cringe Worthy

Takeda vs Kenshi

T: Father....
K: This is no time for bonding.
T: Then face my wrath!

Kenshi vs Takeda

K: Takeda..it's time to prove yourself.
T: I have nothing to prove to you!
K: Then you have learning nothing.

Cassie vs Sonya

C: Here to take me back Commander Pain.
S: Your defiance is an embarrassment.
C: Why can't you accept me?

Sonya vs Cassie

S: You need to follow orders Cassie!
C: Why should I?
S: The Special Forces don't tolerate loose cannons!

Goro: Empress Mileena... *gawk eyes* where are your clothes!?!?
Mileena: Come here, big boy...
Goro: My penis is hard with explosive gelly!! RAAAWR!!

Kotal Kahn : Join me Kitana and be my queen.
Kitana : I will never be your queen.
Kotal Kahn : I will make you mine one way or another princess.

Kai- i better be in the game.

#staylotusmyfriends

Sonya vs Cage

Cage: Reminds me of how we first met
Sonya:Ever the gentlemen
Cage:Still better than counselling

Quan Chi vs Kitana

Quan: So eager to rejoin your mother
Kitana: Damn you
Quan Chi: She is the one who is damned

Reptile vs Kung Lao

Kung Lao: Stand aside
Reptile: Only after your death
Kung Lao: Been there, done that.


Sub Zero vs Takeda
Sub Zero: You chose the wrong mentor
Takeda: He chose me
Sub Zero: Foolish boy

Quan Chi vs Scorpion

Quan: So easy to blind
Scorpion: Now my eyes are open, fiend
Quan: Not for long, slave

Spawn: Another worthless necromancer
Quan Chi: And who might you be?
Spawn: Your worst fucking nightmare

Spawn: Walk away ice man
Sub-Zero: I'll find a way to kill you
Spawn: Many have tried, you won't be the last one

Spawn: Quan Chi...
Quan Chi: A perfect substitute for Scorpion
Spawn: Sorry dough boy I'm not for hire

Raiden: Leave at once Hellspawn
Spawn: I fear no gods.
Raiden: Then your gods must be weak

Ashrah: Back to the Netherrealm!
Spawn: I don't belong there angelic whore!
Ashrah: My holy blade will show you otherwise

Spawn: We have a lot in common wraith
Noob Saibot: Unlike you I enjoy my suffering
Spawn: Like that evil essence I'll use to kick your black ass

Spawn: Another one of Violator's goons?
Scorpion: I am no one's servant anymore
Spawn: Yet you sold your soul for revenge on the word of a crooked bastard

Spawn: How many chains do you want?
Scorpion: My two sole are perfect weapons
Spawn: Mine bigger than yours spectre

Spawn: Another arrogant angelic bitch
Ashrah: You will regret those words!
Spawn: Angela was less of an asshole than you

Spawn: You remind me of somebody
Jade: I'm not acquainted with any Netherrealm demons
Spawn: My Jade was twice the fighter than you

Spawn: I've killed vampires before
Nitara: Let me be the first one to slay you
Spawn: Newsflash, I'm already fucking dead

Sub-Zero: Sup.
Scorpion: New Tekken 7 and Street Fighter 5 coming out, bro.
Sub-Zero: Yeah. I'm sick of this series and the shitty marketing they give us. Let's go be mascots for those guys.

Drahmin/Moloch vs Raiden/Fujin

Raiden/Fujin: Go back to the netherrealm, Oni.
Drahmin/Moloch: Not without tasting your godly bits!
Raiden/Fujin: You will only taste defeat.

Drahmin and Moloch (as a team) vs Ferra and Torr

Drahmin: I'll take the big one!
Moloch: Are you sure? He may be too much for you.
Ferra: Torr! Feed blue ape his zombie friend! Limb by limb!
Moloch: I just lost my appetite.
Drahmin: That's unfortunate. *smiles while looking at the camera*

Drahmin and Moloch vs Reptile

Drahmin: Hey Moloch, how delicious does that thing look to you?
Moloch: I could use something different.
Reptile: I will tear what little flesh you have left, zombie. And I will eat your friend!
Drahmin: I've got dibs on it's tongue!
Moloch: Fine by me.

Moloch vs Quan Chi
Quan Chi, looking at that severed Oni head, then at Moloch: How can this be?!
Moloch: Heh heh heh!
Quan Chi: I won't make the same mistake twice!

Erron Black : My bullets will tear you apart.
Kung Jin : Not before I use my arrows against you.
Erron Black : I am going to kill you fast.

Mileena vs Kobra
Kobra: I'll knock out all your teeth, you ugly hag!
Mileena: I'll suck you up then!
Kobra: You.... disgusting bitch! You're dead!

Kobra vs Erron Black
Kobra: You know, we kinda are similar.
Erron: Dream on, punk.
Kobra: You'll be a bitch after I'm done pummeling you!

Jarek vs Erron Black
Jarek: Cowboy? More like CowBitch! Ha ha ha!
Erron: Cows are more trouble than you are.
Jarek: Why you, I'll butcher you! Like a cow!

Mokap vs Johnny
Mokap: You're a movie star. I'm an actual star! I am...Constellation Mokap!
Johnny: Ha ha ha! Then can you make yourself invincible?
Mokap: No, but I'll make you see stars! Right before you die!

Mokap vs Raiden
Mokap: Curse you and this new timeline, Raiden! I was supposed to become a star!
Raiden: All you did in the old timeline was kill some rookie Black Dragon recruit, Mokap.
Mokap: NO! I killed the firespawn! Like I'll kill you! I'm the God Killer!

Mokap vs Cassie
Mokap: Behold, Cassie: The Star Man!
Cassie: Your name's Carlos, not Mario, Uncle Mokap.
Mokap: Screw You! Choke on your gum!

Mokap vs Kano
Mokap: You're dealing with a star, thug.
Kano: You don't look like a star, mate. But you certainly got balls.
Mokap: They're the last thing you'll see.

Mokap vs Kitana
Mokap: I am the Constellation your people worship, Princess Kitana. I am Mokap!
Kitana: You're not a Constellation. I don't know what Mokap is. Get lost.
Mokap: I'll show you my starpower, you heretic!

Mokap vs Shinnok
Mokap: The Star God vs the Fallen Elder God. No contest here.
Shinnok: Even a fallen Elder God is more than you'll ever be.
Mokap: Careful, or you'll fall on your old ass again!

Kitana: Your reign ends here!
Fire God Liu Kang: You cannot harm me!
Kitana: Fire bows down to wind, warlord.

Kitana: You defile his body, Onaga
Fire God Liu Kang: He will be a perfect vessel for my return!
Kitana: Then I will remove you from him!

Kung Jin: I'm not afraid of you
Fire God Liu Kang: Dead...like your father
Kung Jin: Do not invoke the Kung lineage, murderer!

Nightwolf: You let your guilt overwhelm you
Liu Kang: I could have been there to save all of you!
Nightwolf: All would have been the same regardless

Fire God Liu Kang: I did what I needed to do.
Scorpion: You buried Tokyo under a sheet of lava!
Fire God Liu Kang: They deserved their punishment!

KItana: You listen to the ramblings of a traitor?
Fire God Liu Kang: Tanya knows exactly who I am unlike you
Kitana: She will betray you in the end

Kitana: You insult what the real Liu Kang stood for
Fire God Liu Kang: He was weak and pathetic!
Kitana: Yet he had a heart unlike you!

Nightwolf: Liu Kang...
Fire God Liu Kang: I know all of your moves...
Nightwolf: My ancestors will refute your ignorance

Kitana: Get out of his body, demon!
Liu Kang: He chose to let me in willingly
Kitana: I will apologize later Liu

Kung Lao: You're better than this!
Fire God Liu Kang: I am protecting this world!
Kung Lao: How do killing innocent Outworld refugees support that?

Kitana: You saw good in me once Liu
Liu Kang: This is different Kitana
Kitana: Stop closing yourself in and let me help you

Kung Lao: You are no Shaolin
Fire God Liu Kang: Yet you broke your vow of celibacy hypocrite!
Kung Lao: You have no right to judge me on that merit!

Fire God Liu Kang: Would be a shame for your family to disappear...
Kung Lao: Leave my wife and son out of this!
Fire God Liu Kang: The end of the Kung dynasty will be delivered!

Fire God Liu Kang: You betrayed me Kitana!
Kitana: You betrayed yourself and your vow to me
Fire God Liu Kang: You will burn for your defiance!

Give this man $100.000.000!

Johnny vs Fujin
Johnny: Hey Fu, did you kiss Nia Peeples?
Fujin: I have no time for such nonsense.
Johnny: You're just mad you weren't one of those two guys!

Kobra vs Ferra/Torr
Kobra: Hey baby, you can ride me. And I wanna ride you.
Ferra: Torr can ride you.
Kobra: I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!!!

Cinder (from Killer Instinct) vs Sub-Zero
Cinder: Chill out man, I'm gonna warm you up!
Sub-Zero: You will feel death's cold embrace.
Cinder: Whatchoo talkin' about? Death is HOT!

Cinder vs Scorpion
Scorpion: You will burn in hell.
Cinder: Ha ha ha, are you blind? Maybe you need me to light your torch!
Scorpion: Your fire is no match to the flames of the netherrealm.

Cinder vs Blaze
Cinder: Oh man, this is gonna be HOT!
Blaze: You are just a failed human experiment.
Cinder: Let's get the Human Torch, and we'll have a threesome!

Cassie/Johnny vs Scorpion
Cassie/Johnny: Oh "spear" me! Get it, "spear"?
Scorpion: I hate clowns.
Cassie/Johnny: Like that one you "speared"?

Johnny vs Sonya
Johnny: You're so hotheaded, Sonya.
Sonya: At least I'm not a dickhead.
Johnny: OUCH, what a come back! Wait until you see mine!

Cassie vs Scorpion
Cassie: Is that you under that mask, Britney?
Scorpion: You, of all people, COMPARE ME TO SOME TEENY BOOPER?!
Cassie: Such a child, it has to be you, Britney!

Liu Kang vs Sonya/Johnny
Liu Kang: Raiden will lead you to your death!
Sonya/Johnny: It's your hatred of him that'll damn you.
Liu Kang: If I have to kill you, so be it!

Johnny vs Sonya
Johnny: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Sonya: Ha ha. I don't see any gun in your pocket. Do you need pills now?
Johnny: No, I still got it.

Ferra/Torr vs Dr Octopus
Ferra: Spider-Man.
Dr Octopus: Not anymore. I am once again Dr Octopus. And still superior to you.
Ferra: Not after Torr rips off all your arms.

Stryker vs Jax
Stryker: You don't need guns.
Jax: Nah, it's you we don't need. I've got both guns and superhuman strenght.
Stryker: Do you have superhuman brains, as well?

Stryker vs Batman
Stryker: Unlike your city's cops, I can handle myself.
Batman: You do not grasp the gravity of the situation.
Stryker: I do, and you're in my way.

Johnny vs Batman
Johnny: Hey Batboy.
Batman: This isn't a movie set.
Johnny: Then why are you wearing an Halloween costume?

Sonya vs Batman
Sonya: I didn't activate your Bat-Signal. Bug off.
Batman: You will need my help.
Sonya: I handled your girlfriend just fine.

The Predator vs Kitana
Predator: "This will be easy" (from Jade's MK9 intro)
Kitana: You will die for using my friend's voice!
Predator: "Too easy"

Predator vs Shao Kahn
Predator: "You suck" (Voice sample from Steve Ritchie)
Shao Kahn (voiced by current voice actor): I am Shao Kahn! Conqueror of worlds! You will bow to me!
Predator: "It's official, you suck"

The Predator vs Goro
The Predator shows off one of it's trophies by waving it in Goro's face.
Goro crushes the trophy into powder and smirks at the Predator while flexing his arms.
The Predator roars furiously and pops out it's wristblades.

The Predator vs Kintaro
The Predator pops out it's wristblades, makes a "come on" gesture and roars.
Kintaro stretches his arms outward and roars.

Scorpion : You need to focus Takeda.
Takeda : I am trying to Scorpion.
Scorpion : Try harder.

Nightwolf: How could this be?
Noob Saibot: The Soulnado sent me to the Netherrealm to regenerate my power
Nightwolf: You will not survive this time

Noob Saibot: Our partnership is over sorcerer!
Quan Chi: You cannot annul MY agreement
Noob Saibot (laughing): The tables have turned, old fool...

Noob Saibot: I must thank you for my resurrection
Quan Chi: What are you implying?
Noob Saibot: Your usefulness is no longer required

Raiden: Allying with Havik?
Noob Saibot: And taking all your pesky gods with him!
Raiden: You disappoint me...

Raiden: Bi-Han...
Noob Saibot: Do not address me by that name again!
Raiden: Your name will be nonexistent after this fight

Noob Saibot: You should have joined me Sareena
Sareena: And be a slave like you?
Noob Saibot: Not a slave, a GOD.

Li Mei : Will you help me save my village ?
Sub-Zero : Prove to me you are worthy of my help.
Li Mei : I don't even have to try.

Liu Kang: Y-y-y-o-o-o-o-u, y-y-o-u, you...
Raiden: M-m-m-m-e-e-e-e, me, me, m-m-m-m-e...
Liu Kang: You thunder bitch!

Kitana: Princess.
Kitana: Kitana.
Kitana: Princess.

Johnny Cage: Cassie, you’re grounded!
Cassie Cage: But Daddy, I only had a few beers.
Johnny Cage: Enough!

Kitana: Liu, I’m pregnant.
Liu Kang: What? How?
Kitana: You were such a handsome zombie.

Sonya Blade: Hello my love.
Jax: I want to marry you, you know.
Sonya Blade: I just need to break out of this Cage.

Ferra/Torr: Torr, me want this plushie!
Reptile: I will tear your flesh!
Ferra/Torr: Torr kills you and stuffs you!

Sub-Zero: Let me break the ice.
Scorpion: I wanna set you on fire.
Sub-Zero: Oh honey!

Ferra/Torr: Snowman!
Sub-Zero: Get some manners, young lady.
Ferra/Torr: Yeti!

This thread makes me so happy that none of you work for NRS.

Kitana: The real Liu Kang would have resisted darkness
Evil Liu Kang: Lord Shinnok showed me the true path to save Earth
Kitana: The path of a coward

Kung Lao: So you traded in white for red?
Evil Liu Kang: Earth's salvation will be paved in blood
Kung Lao: Only your blood shall be spilt