hahahahaha seriously!! omg!! I thought the SAME thing.

I feel so embarrassed for some of you lol With Love Of Course <3

This.

And now because I believe I'm somehow better than you all:

Jax: Bring it, Hollywood.
Johnny: Trust me buddy, this'll hurt me way more than it hurts you.
Jax: Is that what Sonya said when she left you?




(Assuming I'm interpreting Cassie's extremely vague comic dialogue correctly)

Kano ; Come to papa.
Cassie : As if.
Kano : You're a sassy one aren't you ?

More from me! Lol.

Ferra/Torr: Crocodile!
Reptile: I will tear your flesh!
Ferra/Torr: Alligator!

Reptile: I will tear your flesh!
Reptile: I will tear your flesh!
Reptile: I will tear your flesh!

Sonya Blade: Johnny, I want a divorce.
Johnny Cage: But why, my love?
Sonya Blade: I love Jax. Now die!

Johnny Cage: Leave my wife alone, mofo!
Jax: Sonya is mine!
Johnny Cage: I’m gonna crush your balls!

Johnny Cage: Who are you, kiddo?
Ferra/Torr: You no touch Torr’s eggs!
Johnny Cage: Torr omelette – sounds yummy.

Kano: I wanna see my daughter!
Sonya Blade: Kano, forget about that night.
Kano: Never!

Raiden: Havik, but you’re not even DLC.
Havik: How could you?
Raiden: It pays off to be a thunder god. Huh.

Tanya: What the...
Havik: Tanya, we’re in!
Tanya: Havik, it’s MKXI already.

Jade: Kitana, give me my weapons!
Kitana: Shut up my variation!
Jade: That glaive will cut your head off!

Green Arrow: Thief!
Kung Jin: It’s just a few moves you know.
Green Arrow: It’s still too much.

Havik: Hotaru, we’ve made it!
Hotaru: It’s Deception, Havik.
Havik: But they had no intros there!

D'Vorah v. D'Vorah
D1: This one demands explanation.
D2: This one demands a battle.
D1: The others will ingest your skin.

I can see D'Vorah having a mirror match like this. You know, because she refers to things in 3rd person, like herself.

Hotaru : Halt who goes there ?
Kung Jin : An archer.
Hotaru : I like your weapon.

Sub-Zero: GEE SCORPION, THAT SURE IS A DANDY BATHING SUIT YOU'VE GOT THERE

Scorpion: THANKS SUB-ZERO, AND YOU TOO CAN HAVE ONE JUST BUY BUYING THE KOMBAT SWIMSUIT ALT COSTUME PACK FOR $5.99!

Sub-Zero: BOY, WHAT A DEAL!

Sektor vs Scorpion

Sek: Scorpion...
Scor: You will die in flames Sektor!
Sek: Not by you hellspawn.

Scor: Lets ends this Sektor!
Sek: My thoughts excactly.
Scor: Then we agree...

Kitana vs Raiden

K: I will deal with you harshly Thunder God..
R: This isnt the time for old quarrels Kitana!
K: Silence!!!

Raiden vs Kitana

R: Im sorry about Jade Kitana...
K: Your sympathy means nothing to me!
R: Do not let your anger blind you!

???? Agreed

Johnny Cage VS Kano

Kano: It's the actor.

Johnny: Still the bad guy's bitch, Kano

Kano: I'll gut ya for that one, pretty boy.

Reiko VS Mileena

Mileena: You betrayed me, Reiko.

Reiko: Your stupidity betrayed you.

Mileena: Enough!

Dhdfgo vs. TYtoisdf

Shjkert: jdkfgj!
DFgdfj: kjsdfjh?
WRtw: sdfhdj!

Reiko: Want to skinny dip with me?
Cassie: Get away from me you pervert!
Reiko: Good kids take off their clothes

To all the complainers bitching about fanmade intro ideas:




For those who are posting intro ideas, Keep em' coming. I enjoy these a lot more than the constant bitching about "but muh three dee era"

Fujin: seriously raiden ur fucking stupid
Raiden: wat did i do
Fujin: exactly

YES. SO MUCH THIS.

Jason Voorhees (with a potato baghead alt) vs Ferra/Torr.

Jason looks at Torr, confused and fascinated.
Torr does the same.
Ferra: Torr! Snap out of it and kill kim!
Torr gets a bit shocked, then regains his composure and roars!

Johnny Cage : God you stink.
Reptile : Soon you will too.
Johnny Cage : Can anyone say Tic Tac ?

Johnny vs Jack Torrance
Jack: Here's Johnny!
Johnny: Here's Johnny!
Jack: ARRGGHH! *rises his axe*

Johnny vs Jill Valentine (in her BSAA outfit, her back facing Johnny)
Johnny: Hey, Sonya. When did you dye your hair?
Jill, turning around: Excuse m...WESKER! Stop right here!
Johnny: What?! Who are you?! What did you do with Sonya?!

Shinnok vs the Predator
Shinnok: No voice of your own to speak with. Pitiful.
Predator, in it's own voice: You suck.
Shinnok: You'll beg for my mercy with that voice.

Shinnok vs Reptile
Shinnok: Join me, Reptile.
Reptile: You have nothing to offer.
Shinnok: Neither does your false god.

Shinnok vs Shang Tsung
Shinnok: I can do everything you can, sorcerer, and more.
Shang Tsung: We both know Quan Chi does all the work for you.
Shinnok: But not annihilate you.

Kano vs Kratos
Kano: You look like Quan Chi, but dumber.
Kratos: I've slain gods, bandit. You are the fool.
Kano: So says the man who killed his own family.

If anyone knows old-canon

Reptile: You are responsible for the death of my people!
Raiden: Unintentional though it was, I still regret it.
Reptile: Then you shall also regret this!

FIGHT!!!

Had to do one
Spawn:Leave me be demon
Quan Chi:we are both citizens of hell Al
Spawn:I shall return you to it!!

Ok two
Shinnok:At last
Raiden:how was the Amulet motel?
Shinnok:you will know it well

Shinnok: Seems you have outlived your usefulness
Evil Liu Kang: We had a deal hellraiser!
Shinnok: I am not a god of my word! ALL DEALS ARE OFF!

Shinnok : Foolish God !
Raiden : Shinnok how are you free ?
Shinnok : Your puny amulet can't stop me from taking over the realms.

Scorpion vs Kratos
Kratos: You are an easily manipulated fool.
Scorpion: At least I didn't kill my own family.
Kratos: Your next death will be much worse than the first.

Raiden: Your recklessness will be the end of you.
Johnny: What? So I like living on the edge.
Raiden: Have you considered jumping?

Just thought of these

Raiden: I know the truth about your people, Reptile. Join us!
Reptile: Zatarra doesn't need your sympathy...
Raiden: I can also bring about your extinction.
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Kitana: Insolent Child!
Cassie Cage: I'm taking you down, Princess...
Kitana: Not if I break all of your toys first!
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Shinnok: You have betrayed me Quan Chi!
Quan Chi: Your trust was misplaced...
Shinnok: I will bathe the stars with your blood!
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Kung Jin: Where have you been uncle?
Kung Lao: In a very dark place.
Kung Jin: Our family is in ruin because of you!
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Kano: Well, well, well, what do you know? It's Jax;s little wannabe.
Jacqui Briggs: My dad's kicked your ass before, I'll do the same!
Kano: (spits on ground) How 'bout I send you back to daddy in a body bag!
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Kung Lao: I'll put an end to you Shinnok.
Shinnok: Brave words from a mere shaolin...
Kung Lao: Do not underestimate the shaolin!
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Sub Zero: Sorcerer!
Quan Chi: A shame. You were one of my better subordinates.
Sub Zero: It's time for hell to freeze over!
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Scorpion: Heed your masters, Kitana!
Kitana: I bow to no one.
Scorpion: It's time for you to learn respect!
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Scorpion: Your kind will cease before this day ends!
Reptile: The Suarian Race will rise again...
Scorpion: Not if I cut off all of their heads, beginning with yours!
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Scorpion: Your incompetence sickens me, Thunder God!
Raiden: Hold your tongue, Scorpion!
Scorpion: Raiden- God of Blunder!
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Scorpion: Your age is beginning to show, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: My spirit never grows old.
Scorpion: Lets see if your spirit can withstand my onslaught!
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