Granted, but people think it's a sign of the apocalypse and start rioting.

I wish NRS made another Shaolin Monks style game (gameplay wise)

Granted, but it's based on the TV Show friends, every copy is glitched so you can't leave start, and it's only for Sega Saturn.

I wish for a tuna fish sandwich to give to you.

Granted, but you end up getting a Tuna fish Sand Witch. And she turns you into a tuna fish sandwich.

I wish no one went hungry ever again....

Granted, everyone dies of dehydration

I wish my Math class was easier.

Granted, it's so easy a caveman can do it! And you turn into a caveman, with no intellectual capacity beyond basic instincts.

I wish Bradley Cooper would sleep with me. With my consent! And no diseases! And he can't be married! Or in any other relationship! And nothing can be wrong with his body! Or his penis! And the Earth can't explode or anything! And Zack Galifinakis can't show up! In fact, no one else can show up besides me and Bradley Cooper! And nothing can be wrong with me either! And no transformations! And no one dies! Or gets sick! Or injured! And no natural disasters! And I want brownies afterwards! And nothing can be wrong with the brownies! And the sex must be awesome!

I know I missed something...

Granted, but Bradley Cooper is an old man, the half brother of Randolph Hitler.

I wish that E3 was on 2-27-2013 A.D. And was good.

Granted. E3 will be on that date, Elephant Earwax Eaters.

I wish Madea was a seperate entity from Tyler Perry, and existed outside of movies.

Granted, it's the greatest E3 in the history of E3, unfortunately the surprisingly bumped up schedule means that no media outlets show up in time to cover it, so you miss it.

I wish my timing wasn't that terrible...

Granted, but your timing becomes so good that everyone else's timing becomes terrible, but they're all terrible in the same way, which leads to them being in sync with each other leaving only you out of sync.



Granted, but their uncanny likeliness allows them to pose as each other. When they figure it out, they engage in a power struggle that eventually leads to humanity's ultimate destruction. Have a nice day.

I wish that they didn't make the type of cookes that are too big to dip into a glass of milk.

Granted. So they don't make ANY cookie ever again.

I wish a one hundredth of an ounce, normal fly landed on a random flytrap in the Amazon Jungle.

Granted, but it is the last female of it's kind. It's species, which was once vital to the rain forest eco-system. Thanks for destroying the rain forest, dick.


I wish people would stop using text speech.

Granted, they all talk like Ke$ha now.

I wish for...

Granted, you find the end of a rainbow in the middle of the day that leads to a pot of lollipops, and the sugar-leprechaun that hid it kills you for getting near

I wish I got a brand new laptop free legally.

Granted, but it comes to you via Craig's List, where they beat you amd take it back.

I wish that a small piece of snow, no bigger than my pen point (less than one millimeter) landed in Antarctica.

Granted, the piece of snow lands on just the right spot in Antarctica that causes the continent to sink, raising the sea level as it goes down, ultimately causing a global flood.

I wish Stefon was real and we were best friends and he took me to all of the hottest clubs in New York. Preferably the club SPICY!!!.

Granted! However, after he wines and dines you, he reveals the horrible truth that he's a cannibal, and you're on the menu.
I wish Pluto was large enough to be considered a terrestrial planet.

Granted, but the change in mass alters its orbit and it crashes into earth

I wish I Double Dragon Neon had online co-op (That's completely lagless, with the ability to invite players at will)

Granted, but it's never released to the public and remains a secret only the developers and the super rich are privy too.


I wish King of the Hill was still on the air.

Granted. It becomes so popular it gets its own network, putting Oprah's network out of business, and making thousands of bored housewives suicidal.


I wish the makers of pokemon and NRS would team up so we could catch our favorite MK fighters and battle them against Bidoofs and such.

granted but the game sucked and kill nrs, never new mortal kombat game

I wish I had a wish

Granted, but you cannot wish for it.

I wish my Keyboard and Mouse never had to get replaced batteries.

Granted, you now have to sacrifice a pint of your own blood in order for them to work.

I wish homophobia would die out already.

Granted but everyone becomes homosexuals and the human race dies out.

I wish every Wednesday Kung Lao, Nariko, Gambit, Cole Macgrath, and Phillip J. Fry came over to my house to play poker.

Granted, but you're not invited and they eat all your food.


I wish for another great animated Batman film.

Granted, it's great to everyone but you.

I wish there was a fighting game featuring all the iconic monsters and killers of horror films, and Pinhead was the boss.