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MsMarvel Wrote:
I can't really find anything to do tonight.
I can't really find anything to do tonight.
Me, clearly.
Anyway, found this on Facebook:
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Funny shit.


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Off to write more....got stuck but I broke through some preliminary stuff.
School starts in two days from this date.
EDIT: 2 hours later....
SHIT.
School starts in two days from this date.
EDIT: 2 hours later....
SHIT.


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School just ended for me....


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WoW player Name:grubgrub realm:dragonmaw HORDE
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got new avvy THANKS GOOGLE
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god i feel so retarded with all the noobie stuff i did in the past........


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m0s3pH Wrote:
Me, clearly.
Anyway, found this on Facebook:
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Funny shit.
MsMarvel Wrote:
I can't really find anything to do tonight.
I can't really find anything to do tonight.
Me, clearly.
Anyway, found this on Facebook:
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Funny shit.


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WoW player Name:grubgrub realm:dragonmaw HORDE
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I'm goner nick your shoes
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Everybody go vote for Pink Floyd in the Battle of the bands thread!!!
NOW!!!
NOW!!!


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OOOHHH MY GOD!!
I just finished my 624 question Chemistry review and I'm SOOOOO happy I did it!
I just finished my 624 question Chemistry review and I'm SOOOOO happy I did it!
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MsMarvel Wrote:
Good choice too! Cammy is my gal!!
Good choice too! Cammy is my gal!!
She is one of my favorites.
Speaking of her... I love this music remix of her stage:
Cammy's stage remix music.
It was really hot today....
So hot that today when my internet wouldn't connect for some reason, my aunt came up with the conclusion that due to the hot weather, the internet is not connecting.....lol. Connected right after I tried again though.
After her idiotic display, I simply got right in her face and told her retards are not welcome in this house.
So hot that today when my internet wouldn't connect for some reason, my aunt came up with the conclusion that due to the hot weather, the internet is not connecting.....lol. Connected right after I tried again though.
After her idiotic display, I simply got right in her face and told her retards are not welcome in this house.
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Ok, I didn't. But she is a tool.
Ok, I didn't. But she is a tool.


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Fuck!
I've just found out minutes ago that my Dreamcast Tomb Raider Chronicles save file has disappeared somehow... Just like my Capcom vs SNK Milennium Fight 2000 did, some years ago.
I don't remember deleting it, so, i guess it disappeared by itself. On the other hand, how can a save file simply disappear? Has anyone ever got this problem? In a Dreamcast or any other system.
I've just found out minutes ago that my Dreamcast Tomb Raider Chronicles save file has disappeared somehow... Just like my Capcom vs SNK Milennium Fight 2000 did, some years ago.
I don't remember deleting it, so, i guess it disappeared by itself. On the other hand, how can a save file simply disappear? Has anyone ever got this problem? In a Dreamcast or any other system.
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*dances*
yes a new episode of Code Monkeys today!
yes a new episode of Code Monkeys today!
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