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Maggo
06/07/2008 01:49 AM (UTC)
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Are you gonna finish those???
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MsMarvel
06/07/2008 01:56 AM (UTC)
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I can't really find anything to do tonight.
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06/07/2008 02:02 AM (UTC)
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MsMarvel Wrote:
I can't really find anything to do tonight.


Well complaining about it isn't gonna help.
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06/07/2008 02:34 AM (UTC)
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MsMarvel Wrote:
I can't really find anything to do tonight.


Me, clearly.

Anyway, found this on Facebook:

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Funny shit.
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06/07/2008 05:42 AM (UTC)
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^^^

I remember reading that joke. I laughed.
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06/07/2008 06:29 AM (UTC)
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Off to write more....got stuck but I broke through some preliminary stuff.

School starts in two days from this date. smilesad

EDIT: 2 hours later....

SHIT.
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DocBizzare
06/07/2008 11:00 AM (UTC)
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School just ended for me....
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06/07/2008 01:05 PM (UTC)
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got new avvy THANKS GOOGLE
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06/07/2008 03:16 PM (UTC)
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Its going to be a hot day today.
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06/07/2008 03:54 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
Its going to be a hot day today.

That's why I'm going to the pool.
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scorpion_s2
06/07/2008 05:02 PM (UTC)
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god i feel so retarded with all the noobie stuff i did in the past........
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06/07/2008 05:53 PM (UTC)
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I decided to pick an avatar from the icon Library to have for the Summer. I haven't put one from there since early 2005.
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MsMarvel
06/07/2008 06:50 PM (UTC)
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Good choice too! Cammy is my gal!!
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Torchia
06/07/2008 08:12 PM (UTC)
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Ho hum.
I work at 4:00.
That's in two hours.
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06/07/2008 09:04 PM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:
MsMarvel Wrote:
I can't really find anything to do tonight.


Me, clearly.

Anyway, found this on Facebook:

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Funny shit.


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06/07/2008 09:54 PM (UTC)
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I'm goner nick your shoes
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06/07/2008 11:40 PM (UTC)
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Everybody go vote for Pink Floyd in the Battle of the bands thread!!!

NOW!!!
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MyQueenSindel
06/08/2008 02:20 AM (UTC)
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OOOHHH MY GOD!!

I just finished my 624 question Chemistry review and I'm SOOOOO happy I did it!
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06/08/2008 05:02 AM (UTC)
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06/08/2008 05:30 AM (UTC)
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MsMarvel Wrote:
Good choice too! Cammy is my gal!!


She is one of my favorites.

Speaking of her... I love this music remix of her stage:

Cammy's stage remix music.
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AKELDAMA
06/08/2008 05:56 AM (UTC)
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It was really hot today....

So hot that today when my internet wouldn't connect for some reason, my aunt came up with the conclusion that due to the hot weather, the internet is not connecting.....lol. Connected right after I tried again though.

After her idiotic display, I simply got right in her face and told her retards are not welcome in this house.


Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
Ok, I didn't. But she is a tool.
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"Pain is inevitable. It will eventually touch us all. Suffering is optional."
06/08/2008 08:46 AM (UTC)
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I can't fall asleep. Again.

This sucks.

Exciting.
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Nightcrow
06/08/2008 02:18 PM (UTC)
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Fuck!

I've just found out minutes ago that my Dreamcast Tomb Raider Chronicles save file has disappeared somehow... Just like my Capcom vs SNK Milennium Fight 2000 did, some years ago.

I don't remember deleting it, so, i guess it disappeared by itself. On the other hand, how can a save file simply disappear? Has anyone ever got this problem? In a Dreamcast or any other system.
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Elnino
06/08/2008 05:45 PM (UTC)
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I'm going to BestBuy later to get the first Iron Maiden album.
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scorpion_s2
06/08/2008 05:47 PM (UTC)
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*dances*

yes a new episode of Code Monkeys today!
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