About Me

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I kick ass in Basketball. I actually made someone shit out brix when I ran in for a lay up


About Me
Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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Shyriu Wrote:
Well, it's funny, I just checked out what came up when writting my name user name and it's really funny... I mean, I had been here for a looong time and I had been gone many times also for different periods of time. Hey! It was really fun to see many people explicitly say they hated me, while others would write well. I had been banned by mistake once or twice, voted most funny, got good votes on the boony awards m0s3ph gave a in 2007 and began one of the biggest threads there was for a time... What a weird thing for something I come to when I'm bored...
Well, it's funny, I just checked out what came up when writting my name user name and it's really funny... I mean, I had been here for a looong time and I had been gone many times also for different periods of time. Hey! It was really fun to see many people explicitly say they hated me, while others would write well. I had been banned by mistake once or twice, voted most funny, got good votes on the boony awards m0s3ph gave a in 2007 and began one of the biggest threads there was for a time... What a weird thing for something I come to when I'm bored...
wow...your sig doesn't lie
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ShingoEX Wrote:
And dead convoluted as hell to play as.
scorpion_s2 Wrote:
Angel of KOF is dead sexxy!!!
Angel of KOF is dead sexxy!!!
And dead convoluted as hell to play as.
Aint that the truth....


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Last final is damn near done. Been working on it all day long in case you've noticed my presence online throughout today. Now my portfolio only needs the writing aspect of the assignment done. No sweat! I got a whole day and a half to do that so I'm going on a beer run. Haven't had a beer is while so, w00t!

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who is username: midwayscorpio
that guy is funny, what happened to him?
that guy is funny, what happened to him?
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So me and this girl from work, who happens to be the last girl I majorly fell for (about a year and a half ago) and used to be extremely close friends that were nearly inseperable, finally talked after not speaking with each other for the last 7-8 months. What I was suprised with as extremely prideful a person she is, she rarely admits she's wrong or that she's at fault and she definintely never apologizes and its not that she's stuck up but she can have that "I do whatever I want" mentality sometimes which is kind of the reason we stopped talking after I gave her a reality check, but long story short she was the one who said she missed me. It happened the other day I thought she said something about me as I was walking toward her direction so I looked at her and was like "what?". She looked at me with this confused look like why are you talking to me, and she started laughing and said I made her day. At first I thought she was just being a sarcastic prick so I just shook my head and left her and while I walked away she said "I miss you". I looked kind of confused but we were just standing there for a while looking eye to eye then I started laughing and then said "now you made my day". She was probably wondering if I was being sarcastic or not with a confused look on her face, so I looked at her and said I'm not going to lie, I really miss you too. It got a little akward after that because we didn't know what else to say, so we were standing there like junior high kids who have a crush on each other so we kinda started joking about it which broke the ice. We're gonna have lunch on Monday to talk things over, I mean theres A LOT we have to say to each other, but honestly I'm so happy we're finally talking about it. I missed her so much, and my feelings for her are long gone, but it's her friendship I missed more than anything. She's by far the funniest girl I've ever known and our sense of humors is what really makes us click so well. That and we were able to open up to each other about ANYTHING. Many people have come and gone in my life even close friends, thats just life, but this is the first time I was actually hurt and really missed a companionship. We'll see what happens, I'm sure things will work out. Fuck and I said I was going to make this short, oops!

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ShingoEX Wrote:
Life would be so much easier if money weren't such a big factor.
Life would be so much easier if money weren't such a big factor.
I agree
Lolacaust Wrote:
He can be my handjob booking agent.
He can be my handjob booking agent.
Oh boy! Can I really!?
Who would say no to this face?

Your arm's gonna be soooooooore...
And even though it looks like it, my goal isn't to get my face plastered on every page of the Drive By...
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Dun du du dun dun dun
Dun du du dun dun dun
Dun du du dun dun dun
TEQUILA!!!
What a great song!
Dun du du dun dun dun
Dun du du dun dun dun
TEQUILA!!!
What a great song!
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torchia Wrote:
And even though it looks like it, my goal isn't to get my face plastered on every page of the Drive By...
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Lolacaust Wrote:
He can be my handjob booking agent.
He can be my handjob booking agent.
And even though it looks like it, my goal isn't to get my face plastered on every page of the Drive By...
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Oh, your face will get plastered alright.
Get it?!
I'm talking 'bout my penis!


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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rodrigomaru Wrote:
who is username: midwayscorpio
that guy is funny, what happened to him?
who is username: midwayscorpio
that guy is funny, what happened to him?
idk, he shows up every month or so to make a random thread.
this video owns<<<<
So...I broke through a glass table last night around midnight, cut my left arm up a little, had to clean my arm up, and my dad is making me clean it up. This only sucks because i got cut around my elbow so I can't bend it too much...I never realized how much i normally use my left hand. But the worst part about it is that it was the highlight of this entire month for me.
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How did that happen?


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Lolacaust Wrote:
How did that happen?
How did that happen?
mostly my own clumsy-ness, I was thinking about some stuff, and i like to walk(and sometimes moonwalk) when i think, and when i think, I'm more focused on what I'm thinking about than where I am walking(or moonwalking) and at that time i was moonwalking(while thinking about an idea for a Noob-Smoke combo), and i tripped over the table and fell backwards into it
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Icebaby Wrote:
I STILL cannot believe it's not butter!
I STILL cannot believe it's not butter!
lol
Lolacaust Wrote:
Oh, your face will get plastered alright.
Get it?!
I'm talking 'bout my penis!
torchia Wrote:
And even though it looks like it, my goal isn't to get my face plastered on every page of the Drive By...
...
Lolacaust Wrote:
He can be my handjob booking agent.
He can be my handjob booking agent.
And even though it looks like it, my goal isn't to get my face plastered on every page of the Drive By...
...
Oh, your face will get plastered alright.
Get it?!
I'm talking 'bout my penis!
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Jironobou Wrote:
...at that time i was moonwalking(while thinking about an idea for a Noob-Smoke combo), and i tripped over the table and fell backwards into it
Lolacaust Wrote:
How did that happen?
How did that happen?
...at that time i was moonwalking(while thinking about an idea for a Noob-Smoke combo), and i tripped over the table and fell backwards into it
lol!
The mental image is priceless.


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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Lolacaust Wrote:
lol!
The mental image is priceless.
Jironobou Wrote:
...at that time i was moonwalking(while thinking about an idea for a Noob-Smoke combo), and i tripped over the table and fell backwards into it
Lolacaust Wrote:
How did that happen?
How did that happen?
...at that time i was moonwalking(while thinking about an idea for a Noob-Smoke combo), and i tripped over the table and fell backwards into it
lol!
The mental image is priceless.
um...thanks?
I had a friend who was like 'I wonder what'd happen if I rested my head very lightly on this glass table' and when he did it it just shattered and he had to get stitches in his head. I'm glad when you fell backwards that like a shard didn't impale your spine and make you paralyzed for life.


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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(Erik) Wrote:
I had a friend who was like 'I wonder what'd happen if I rested my head very lightly on this glass table' and when he did it it just shattered and he had to get stitches in his head. I'm glad when you fell backwards that like a shard didn't impale your spine and make you paralyzed for life.
I had a friend who was like 'I wonder what'd happen if I rested my head very lightly on this glass table' and when he did it it just shattered and he had to get stitches in his head. I'm glad when you fell backwards that like a shard didn't impale your spine and make you paralyzed for life.
umm...that was cheerful
this video still is epic:link
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