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Thats pretty cool.

Anywhoo...you people make me wet!



In a good way.

I hate mosquitos. What real purpose do they serve living on Earth!!

The same purpose humans have...

...to annoy all other animals.

I know I'm too perfect, but I don't like to gloat, thanks.

I hear ya

Skunks too! If i could obliderate two species of animals on this planet it woud certainly be mosquitoes and skunks!

I absolutely LOVE to the word "placenta" it cracks me up.

When I was eleven and I first heard that word, my cousin and I played a game one day about a girl whose name was placenta. Everyone hated her, and her mother abused her, her peers beat her, her teachers treated her completely unfairly, and she didn't have any civil rights because her name was placenta. Finally she made enough money to legally change her name, and the only available name in the book at the secretary of state was "Amniotic Sac". So she assumed anything was better than Placenta, and she changed her name to Amniotic Sac and everyone then hated her more and she was sentenced to death.... because her name was Amniotic Sac.

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Took a nap and woke up at 2am

Ha! Can't remember another time that's happened.

The night is mine.

A girl called me fat today. That is all.

Man... not going out as often as I used to is so much less expensive...

Based on various pictures of you I've seen in the Picture Thread, if you're considered "fat" then I, along with other users with a similar body type, are morbidly obese. What idiot told you that load of crap?

*insert picture of bulimic/anorexic twig-bitch here*

Angel of KOF is dead sexxy!!!

I'll tell you what isn't sexy...


















...being UNEMPLOYED! For christ sake sombody call me! CVS, Berkheimer, Hot Topic, K-mart! ANYONE!

I'LL CLEAN TOILETS! I'LL GIVE HANDJOBS IN THE BATHROOM! JUST CALL MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!

And dead convoluted as hell to play as.

Blue Monday Parade and Survivors Banquet took me a forever to pull off. She plays like a Tekken character in a KOF game.

It was a girl I haven't seen in three years and truthfully I'm probably twenty pounds heavier than I was then so I can see where she was coming from. I know I'm not morbidly obese, it's just interesting to hear what people think.

What a bitch. I got called fat by a TINY 5'1" Chinese man once. He's partially right, I'm bigger than him and I could probably have punted him out the window. My eyelashes are probably longer than his weiner too. Maybe that's why he was being such a turd.

that post was epic

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Give me your number, I'll gladly call you and get one of those handjobs.

Maybe in his culture or even in his town of origin, that was his way of saying he'd do you. I would.

Damn... if that was not politically correct, I don't know what isn't.

I think I'm going to do a cross over web comic using photos of action figures.

Speaking of which I counted them all up the other day (at least the ones I had on display) I have 96. I want 100 to be big

sounds like a robot chicken comic almost... yet cool

Don't be dissing Robot Chicken. And yeah, mine's gonna be serious, with the comedy just coming in at random times.

Well, it's funny, I just checked out what came up when writting my name user name and it's really funny... I mean, I had been here for a looong time and I had been gone many times also for different periods of time. Hey! It was really fun to see many people explicitly say they hated me, while others would write well. I had been banned by mistake once or twice, voted most funny, got good votes on the boony awards m0s3ph gave a in 2007 and began one of the biggest threads there was for a time... What a weird thing for something I come to when I'm bored...

I guess you and torchia share the same kinda pain. You two better unite like Cheech & Chong on this one. lol

He can be my handjob booking agent.