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Jerrod Wrote:
After midnight, I went to a strip club for my birthday with a few guys, and a friend paid for a lap-dance. I'm telling you, she was as annoying as heck. For starters, she complained about my palms being sweaty and felt it was unpleasant as I massaged her, so that wasn't fun and I had to make sure to not use my palms. Then she tells me I have a funny accent when I'm talking with her in French and I have to explain my native tongue is English. Then after she asks me which borough I'm from, it turns out she's never even heard of it, nor any of the landmarks that are close to it (like where the city's only hospital is) and I have to say I live near a rather popular video store. Then, to add insult to all these little injuries, as she hints about my taking her to my home to "celebrate" my birthday, I painfully have to tell her that my parents don't let me bring home girls... And I'm 24. Yeah, Happy Birthday indeed.
After midnight, I went to a strip club for my birthday with a few guys, and a friend paid for a lap-dance. I'm telling you, she was as annoying as heck. For starters, she complained about my palms being sweaty and felt it was unpleasant as I massaged her, so that wasn't fun and I had to make sure to not use my palms. Then she tells me I have a funny accent when I'm talking with her in French and I have to explain my native tongue is English. Then after she asks me which borough I'm from, it turns out she's never even heard of it, nor any of the landmarks that are close to it (like where the city's only hospital is) and I have to say I live near a rather popular video store. Then, to add insult to all these little injuries, as she hints about my taking her to my home to "celebrate" my birthday, I painfully have to tell her that my parents don't let me bring home girls... And I'm 24. Yeah, Happy Birthday indeed.
Ouch. Ah well. Happy belated!
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JadedReign Wrote:
Ouch. Ah well. Happy belated!
Jerrod Wrote:
After midnight, I went to a strip club for my birthday with a few guys, and a friend paid for a lap-dance. I'm telling you, she was as annoying as heck. For starters, she complained about my palms being sweaty and felt it was unpleasant as I massaged her, so that wasn't fun and I had to make sure to not use my palms. Then she tells me I have a funny accent when I'm talking with her in French and I have to explain my native tongue is English. Then after she asks me which borough I'm from, it turns out she's never even heard of it, nor any of the landmarks that are close to it (like where the city's only hospital is) and I have to say I live near a rather popular video store. Then, to add insult to all these little injuries, as she hints about my taking her to my home to "celebrate" my birthday, I painfully have to tell her that my parents don't let me bring home girls... And I'm 24. Yeah, Happy Birthday indeed.
After midnight, I went to a strip club for my birthday with a few guys, and a friend paid for a lap-dance. I'm telling you, she was as annoying as heck. For starters, she complained about my palms being sweaty and felt it was unpleasant as I massaged her, so that wasn't fun and I had to make sure to not use my palms. Then she tells me I have a funny accent when I'm talking with her in French and I have to explain my native tongue is English. Then after she asks me which borough I'm from, it turns out she's never even heard of it, nor any of the landmarks that are close to it (like where the city's only hospital is) and I have to say I live near a rather popular video store. Then, to add insult to all these little injuries, as she hints about my taking her to my home to "celebrate" my birthday, I painfully have to tell her that my parents don't let me bring home girls... And I'm 24. Yeah, Happy Birthday indeed.
Ouch. Ah well. Happy belated!
See next time tell her i'm not paying you to talk and then the whole problem could have been avoided.
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Jerrod Wrote:
After midnight, I went to a strip club for my birthday with a few guys, and a friend paid for a lap-dance. I'm telling you, she was as annoying as heck. For starters, she complained about my palms being sweaty and felt it was unpleasant as I massaged her, so that wasn't fun and I had to make sure to not use my palms. Then she tells me I have a funny accent when I'm talking with her in French and I have to explain my native tongue is English. Then after she asks me which borough I'm from, it turns out she's never even heard of it, nor any of the landmarks that are close to it (like where the city's only hospital is) and I have to say I live near a rather popular video store. Then, to add insult to all these little injuries, as she hints about my taking her to my home to "celebrate" my birthday, I painfully have to tell her that my parents don't let me bring home girls... And I'm 24. Yeah, Happy Birthday indeed.
After midnight, I went to a strip club for my birthday with a few guys, and a friend paid for a lap-dance. I'm telling you, she was as annoying as heck. For starters, she complained about my palms being sweaty and felt it was unpleasant as I massaged her, so that wasn't fun and I had to make sure to not use my palms. Then she tells me I have a funny accent when I'm talking with her in French and I have to explain my native tongue is English. Then after she asks me which borough I'm from, it turns out she's never even heard of it, nor any of the landmarks that are close to it (like where the city's only hospital is) and I have to say I live near a rather popular video store. Then, to add insult to all these little injuries, as she hints about my taking her to my home to "celebrate" my birthday, I painfully have to tell her that my parents don't let me bring home girls... And I'm 24. Yeah, Happy Birthday indeed.
Sounds more like a bad date. Hah.
Happy belated.
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Thanks to all for the birthday wishes!
If you're not aroused, then they fail at lap-dances.
lmao, if my dad knew I had gay friends, I think he'd freak out.
Thanks guys, and yeah, firesnake, I'll do that for next time, it'll save me some cash on lap-dances, that's for sure.
You know, the funny thing is that it actually does remind me of a bad date I once had... It was definitely more memorable than the lap-dance though.
lmao, the girl's English wasn't that great and she didn't seem all that bright, the last thing I needed was for her to not get the reference, call the bouncer, and wind up with my ass kicked in the parking lot.
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Aw, happy late birthday wishes Jerrod. (...) Are you supposed to be aroused or is that considered being creepy?
Aw, happy late birthday wishes Jerrod. (...) Are you supposed to be aroused or is that considered being creepy?
If you're not aroused, then they fail at lap-dances.
Toxik Wrote:
What about boys?
What about boys?
lmao, if my dad knew I had gay friends, I think he'd freak out.
firesnake Wrote:
See next time tell her i'm not paying you to talk and then the whole problem could have been avoided.
JadedReign Wrote:
Ouch. Ah well. Happy belated!
Ouch. Ah well. Happy belated!
See next time tell her i'm not paying you to talk and then the whole problem could have been avoided.
Thanks guys, and yeah, firesnake, I'll do that for next time, it'll save me some cash on lap-dances, that's for sure.
torchia Wrote:
Sounds more like a bad date. Hah.
Sounds more like a bad date. Hah.
You know, the funny thing is that it actually does remind me of a bad date I once had... It was definitely more memorable than the lap-dance though.
m0s3pH Wrote:
All you had to do was ask if you had to choke a bitch. See if she gets that reference as you do the deed.
All you had to do was ask if you had to choke a bitch. See if she gets that reference as you do the deed.
lmao, the girl's English wasn't that great and she didn't seem all that bright, the last thing I needed was for her to not get the reference, call the bouncer, and wind up with my ass kicked in the parking lot.
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(Erik) Wrote:
It's so sad when you go home from school to find your friends from home dropping out, dealing drugs, getting jailed, and/ or pregnant.
It's so sad when you go home from school to find your friends from home dropping out, dealing drugs, getting jailed, and/ or pregnant.
Actually, I find that the people from my high school who are doing those things are all the ones I hated.
Must suck if they're your friends, though.
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