I have a wiener.


Want it?


Here:

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***clears throat***


And it's not like women were so much better. Writing and spiting lead to blindness.

I'll take the saying I posted and flip it around to women:

All the hot ones are either bitches or taken, you'd never get in bed with the down to earth ones, and if you find a hot, down to earth girl, well, then there's always marriage to foul it up.

Have a beer on me.

Go ahead and forward the therapy bill to me.

When your life basically turns to shit:


The woman you deeply love and have a dependency on for years now, turns out to not give a damn about your feelings and wants to get back at her ex lover. You have swapped colleges in order to attend hers. The best way you find to deal with it is to sit in the dark in your room, sleep all day and listen to music.
You have an alcoholic addiction. The struggle with depression that exists within your head is so heavy that you simply choose not to deal with it. You don't want to take your meds, the ones that Mr Psychologist says that will soften your obcessive and controlative personality.

You see nothing but her face, hear nothing but her voice, smell nothing but her hair, taste nothing but her skin.

Want nothing, but her.

*Choir*

Gotta be something in the water. I just found out that every couple I know is going through the same sort of thing (me too). Break-ups, divorces, and separations because....idk, her feelings changed? What the hell is up?

It was warm enough for me to hang out in a wife beater.

I was on a bus today and the two people beside me both had their MP3 players on, the guy standing in front of me holding onto the bar had his MP3 player on. I was just genuinely annoyed as I looked around at how many people choose to isolate themselves from the world. On a tangent I got to thinking about how people wait to add people on facebook to talk instead of just saying hello in person. Even something as mundane as text messaging instead of talking on the phone, which I am completely guilty of. There's really no point to this post, just thoughts.

I just have this awful, awful feeling that this boy is cheating on me, which is HIGHLY fucked up in my book. If I find out that this is true, I'm going to fuck shit up. I am not going to be disrespected, especially in this way.

The good looking ones are stuck up or have major issues (or both), the nice ones are boring or anti social, but men are idiots who keep catering and feeding their egos and just add fuel to the fire.

I really don't feel that way about all men. Don't get me wrong. I'm just very agitated right now at this situation. I'm sick of having people that I think give a shit about me go behind my back and do shit to me I'd never do to them. I think I deserve better than that.
Thanks.

Guys and girls, here's some life spoilers:

No shit. Cheating is perfectly acceptable behavior because no one is perfect!!!

Not all men are like that, they can be boring or anti social as well (bad joke).

Truth is men and women both have their problems.

Well... that was more of a response to Alpha, obviously. At some point, people make the decision to settle. Do you want someone who may be good looking, suave but is totally self-centered and insensitive? Or someone who's a bit boring and anti-social but will be able to tend to you emotionally?

I've always gone for the latter. I can, normally, learn to find someone attractive. It's impossible to learn how to put up with abusive behavior though.

Wooh!

Geometry crunch time, my favorite part of Monday nights : )

God I love life

Armor King absolutely owns in Tekken 6.

Thats the problem I have with "settling". It's like people throw in the towel too damn easy. I have high expectations for any girl and because of it I've been single for a while and know I will be for quite some time. I just don't get why people settle for mediocrity, or just settle for someone who gives them attention. I agree 100% that no one is perfect, I'm not and my future girlfriend won't be either but there is a point where I would want to say that this is the girl I want to be with and absolutely wholeheartedly and mean it without the slightest doubt in my mind. My biggest thing is finding someone who benefits from being with me and vice versa emotionally, physically, mentally and not just because she's there or available. I'm not saying thats what you're implying or how you feel, but I'm just stating my take on "settling"

I agree with Alpha. To say that people just settle is sad and sounds really negative. Also all the talk about beautiful people being self centered and stuff but then anti-social people able to tend to someone emotionally better is silly. The person I'm in love with is beautiful on the inside and out, genuine and kind. If you're just 'settling' it sounds like you're either not trying hard enough or just don't care. And that's really sad.

I'm randomly back, mainly out of boredom.

But I took some of my savings and got screened by a psychologist. He seems to think I have a slight case of autism. I'm not sure if I believe him all that much...I just think I'm kinda retarded :P (I didn't post on my twitter or facebook because family/friends don't know I actually went)

He said it may explain some of my odd fears. I've never really driven a car (still don't desire to), I'm horrifically anti-social (I will literally walk to the other side of the street if someone is walking my way on the same side, and I cannot work in the kitchen if another person is in there), I almosmt DREAD calling relatives back for "thank you"s from holiday cards or what have you, and my lifestyle is essentially that of a teenager, despite the fact those years are long gone. He also said it may be a reason "love" pushes me away, instead of causing attraction. Dunno...I guess being a lazy bum = autism.

As I said, I don't know if I should accept his diagnosis, or just stick with my own feelings that I'm a pussy momma's boy lol. He told me I'm brilliant (yeah, right...although a bunch of good friends tell me the same) and am very creative art-wise, but I have mental roadblocks that may be more than just a passive-aggressive nature.

Autism is almost like Aspberger's nowadays...it seems like more of a cop out excuse than anything. That's why I'm not really buying into the fact.

I hate extremely dislike my physics class...There are a lot of formulas, I sit next to a bunch of loud people, and the teachers voice sounds like a semi's brakes locking up(and making that awful squealing sound).

Walking across the street to avoid someone walking on the same side as you isn't lazy; taking that extra effort to avoid them is more work for you.
Also, considering you dread calling relatives back, that doesn't sound like laziness because you associate an emotional response to it to avoid it. If you were too lazy, you wouldn't care about calling them back (not that that would motivate you to call them, it's just that you shouldn't feel anything if you're bored).
Maybe you should get yourself tested to confirm whether you're lazy or have Aspberger's; go out of your way to be social and see if the lazy theory holds up. Try to hang out with a small group of people you know, like three or four people. If you feel actual fear or loathing being around them, then go with Aspberger's; if you feel no connection or feel absolutely nothing being around them, then maybe you are just lazy.
Of course, I'm no doctor here, I just know the difference between being lazy and having no motivation to do anything, and being afraid to do something.