Vagina.

So this Pastor from a Baptist church knocked on my door asking if I went to church and asked me what religion I was, so I told him I was and LDS member. He gave me a weird look then proceeded to tell me that the LDS church is the sister church to The Satanist church. my jaw dropped to the floor!

he kept telling me how the church is a fake church and whatnot.
and ofcourse as a good mormon I just took it all in and didnt disrespect him.

he then talked trash on Catholics and Muslims(making kinda racist remarks about Muslims)

so yeah...he thought he was a good Christian, but he's just a hypocrite.

Uh...yeah....

you know, a lot of people that first meet me think i'm a satanist. My best friend Troy's parents wouldn't let me hang around him for YEARS until i forced my way into there house, and made them get to know me. I was invited to there family reunion before there uncle earl.

My friend jake's parents thought i smoked, My friend Brett's parents thought i did drugs, cursed to much (which i did), and was a "Bad influence" on there youngest (who is two years younger than me).

My friends Trevor and Travis (the twins), there parents acused me of smoking and trying to get there boys to drink.

My friend Jacob was afraid of me for 4 years, until he got to know me when we became freshman.

People like me (long haired, rockers w/ slight facial hair, and tattoos) get bad reps all the time. I look like a mean person, but i am the nicest person you could ever meet. My friends caught on before there parents did. But, my friends that have known me for years know how good of a person i am/was.

All the people i just listed are now some of my CLOSEST friends. I've already told the twins that if i have kids, they are the godfathers. Troy was my roomate for about three years before i helped him build a house after he got married. Jake and Jacob treat me like family, and in return get the same respect from me.

All of my friends are my brothers and sisters, because i treat them the way i would treat my family, with respect.


And, yes, i know that had NOTHING to do with what you wrote swimmer.

Welp, that was graphic.

gnrlies1992 wrote: the story of my life

So what did i miss?

This:

I'm sorry to hear that your boyfriend said whatever he did that affected you in such a way, but as others have said, we're here for you and DEFINITELY DO NOT even consider something like suicide. This might be a stretch, but maybe if you told us (or at least someone here you really trust) what exactly it was that he said, then we or whoever you do confide in can help you out further.


-SMR-

Your's or mine?

Hahahahaha funny.

wow, seriously, wow. YOU COULDN'T DO THIS EARLYER YOU WHORE!

I know your not calling me a whore right?

It's a quote from "BAGMAN". don't take it seriously, you jizzlobber

Now im a jizzlobber?

Ok you bitch (female dog)

Long quoting is SOOOO much fun!

Take you're pick. A whore, a jizzlobber, or donald?

The only long-quoting that is fun is making a tunnel.

I was just trying to say that we have had some similar experiences dude.

I see that now. I will now call you paul.

Uhh....ok. Not similar enough to get that joke I guess :-/

And you think I'm weird?

Boomdazza that's crazy!

You're kinky.

No, people just have dirty minds that's all. :P

Says the man whos food thread has thus far feature bannanas, popsickles, and steak

Guess not...