Ooooh what have we here but another fake ass M.C.
Typical hater wanabe
talkin' shit about lyrics you haven't heard yet and probably can't conceive.

Let me teach you about me,
Like I'm teaching you to read,
Naaah wait a minute I....can.....tell.... from.... the....verse
you still aint so great at that are you E

I'll take it real slow with power
like... my name.... was.... Shaq
that way you can fo...llow...with...me
without looking like you.... smoking... that crack

Follow with.... me...now meat
cause I'm about to..... change .....the .....beat

I'm 5animals and I'll be your guide on this trip through lyrical hell
You'll know me by the taste of my nuts when you get up from your little fainting spell
You'll remember me by the feel of the elbows boxing you out like my name was Malone.
You'll understand about half of my lyrics for the rest you can go ahead and phone home
You'll remember me cause my verse leavin your spider man underoos with nestle stains
Look at it this way son you'll be famous as the first to get crossed off on my list of names
.........

You see how I did that, spoke to your level of your intellect
I just wanted to make an impact on a skull thats about to get cracked
Before I leave your ship wrecked and lead your ficticious model freak back to the vet

Anyway what the fuck was that you were trying to do
Talking bout some girl you be jacking it to
Like your gonna be takin me out
like I'm one of your soft as crew
Like you bringing the clout
Like you know how I do

Let me adjust the screen real quick
in case you didn't understand the tone
I'll be shanking your chick
While your at home crying on the phone

Talking bout why she doesn't love you no more
Why she gonna leave you for
A motha fugga you thought was a fake
You just didn't know I had the flow to impale your weak heart like I was Simon with a wooden stake

I'm giving you one more day to arrange your brain then I'm taking you out at close range
Better not bring bullets into this shit
My Walther P-99 costs twelve bucks a hit

And I'm not looking to spend a dime on your scrawny ass
I'll take you out like my knucks be made of brass
Like my feet be made of bricks
I'll leave you layin' on the scorching heat of the summer streets in defeat like you played for the Knicks

I was thinking the same thing. "That was a pretty dope verse".

Edit: Didn't see 5anmimals verse when I posted. They both were dope...damn. Well....I'm happy.

OH SHIT! This is fan'fuckin'tastic so far! Keep this shit up! One of the best battles to this point by far.

daaanm. I think you both wrote dope rhymes, but 5animals, you put in some discreet as hits. Although I couldn't really catch on to either mc's flow, I think the lyrics themselves were as LFP said 'fanfuckingtastic.'

thanks ppl, best battle ive been in so far on mko, its 2 30 on the east coast right now so ill post my second verse tomorrow morning.

All the respect means TONS coming from these folks. Take your time and drop something hot Ermac36, lets give these guys a wild encore

Thanks man, props yo your verse that hsit was fire, its taken a lil while cuz im droppin ALOT more bars than i did last time, this is the best battle ive been in on mko so i thought i should drop by best here it go.








Listen Son, I already know what ya bout/
So like Britney Spears when i see you, guarenteed pussy is out/
You cant look for me locally try vegas/
You need a plane ticket homie you cant ride avis/
Hi haters, im sorry for this hiatus/
But its hard to battle a dude who stays with more pussies than vibrators/
Your moneys mad short homes dont try to wage it/
Dont bet, Check the bookies they'll tell you Ermacs a high favorite/
The beans out have that light set there for him/
Fuck this ho im to Right Said Fred for em/
I dont need goons son i carry the lyrical 4 fifth/
Ill have you runnin like damnt this mans quick/
Ill have that hammer unload quick/
My new shit is home invasion, 5animals will find his wifey like Anna Nicole Smith/
Plus i dont move unless the Cal is on me/
O wait... You just mad cuz im stylin on you!!!
And this dude wont hit me with brass nothin, or clap any 4 5th/
And if you beleve him than you must beleve rick james died of natural causes/
Right now im having dudes kidnappin ya kids/
Ill really show you tom and jamie what collaterrall is/
This dude is sub par/
This dude is a coyote ugly rapper keep workin on ya bars/
Now once again ima switch my flow/
To rip this ho/
Come up off that gangsta tip ya fuckin disgrace/
But find somethin yo keep on ya waist/
Cuz i'll be 40 feet away with a beam on ya face/
Ill put ya team in there place/
5animals bang with his earings on vasoline on his face/
If im short on win stubs/
Ill just l5animals i spit flavor your just short on taste buds/
ace scrubs/
Thinkin that i cant be caught, your candy soft/
Cuz you just good at catchin bullets like randy moss/
Ill let you front like ya team is raw/
Just plain charades/
Actin out some shit yall seen before/
Ill 44 him and his snitches/
For all yall riches/
Yall some WNBA cats/Ball like BITCHES
You wanna blast me killa/do it fast my killa/
Cuz i stay with the pump i got asthma killa/
Seen ya pic on myspace dawg ya ugly forreal/
Ill put twin glocks to each cheek make ya sides burn forreal/
You aint thuggin sonny you dont know a damn thing/
Stick to the basketball talk all you pullin is a hamstring/
I stay with tools ill get pep boy with im/
And big guns dawg we can play metroid with im/
You aint gettin nowhere you runnin and standin still/
Word from the wise dont hunt what you cant kill/
Ill roll out with live car keys now/
And hang ya off the balcony 5 hearbeats style/
And you dont know who your messin with really/
Your better off battling yaself like a subway series/
Mets and Yankees aside/
This shit is real life/
Ill leave your body unfolded/
And laugh at this Plato thug that got molded/
But now im gonna end this rap forreal mane/
Its gettin old murderin someone whos rap cant hang/
So let me bring my real fire out and hit/
If there was prize for bein nicest emcee id take the nobel quick/
i have to go to my last resort like bill gates was forced to stay at motel 6/
Dawg your not flowin or crushin/
You fucked Janet Jackson with your rhyme book and still aint get poetic justice/
Ima murk 5animals properly/
So the only thing that can save his ass is calostomy/
Im not gonna bug or start stressin/
SO eat your heart out like hannibal lector made a love connection/
Plus you know my lyrical swords will reck your minions/
Cuz battling me is a mother fucker like going to war with incestous west virginans/
Everytime you speak im losing a fifth of my brain capacity/
Looking at you is a painful Tradgedy/
You dying would be a beautiful gift/
And your only moment in the sun was a lunar eclipse/
So let me enlighten this damn liar/
Your fucking wack!! There is no bright side like the life of a vampire/
I pissed on ya girl, i pissed on ya set/
And thats the icing on the cake like I pissed on ya check/
FUCKA

Lol, love the reference. Good verse man, keep it up. 5animals' shit was good too, I look forward to his next drop.

Ermac36 just threw down a good one.

Listen real close Lil Bow Wow wannabe
you think you knowin bout me,
Let me give it to you properly,
Surgically remove your head from your ass like yous a fuckin herpe

Talking but the mets and yankees
But that don't mean a left nut to me
I spent to much time in D town last year
Drinking fifths-a-Jack in the v.i.p.
watching Ordonez losen their grills
givin away rep you can't even find E

Enough of this softcore ass no contact bullshit G
I talking bout the sweet science
Something you aint never heard or seen.

I let the first round go by without takin you out
Cause I want your lady friend to see I got stamina for beatin you round ta round
Working your flabby lyrical gut like you was butterbean
I'm fuckin Casious Clay ending you sad little wet dream
You think your defeatin me shit let alone in round 3
son you musta forgot how to breath

You think you knocked me out cause you landed a limp wristed jab
I'll come back with ones and two's that leave you twitchin like a coked out hag
Like your fag ass dad smoking that pole on the dl bro
Like your sad ass crew be getting smoke, dudes in Chinos
Like your G.W. lookin for Osama and coming up with nothing but sand
You be dead on your ass from two rock hard hands
Never had a chance to hurt the man born with an emmense cerebral capacity
You got the Palsy if you thinking to K.O. The 5 little G

Its all right lil man no one else can hit me either
Don't worry keep on breathin dog
maybe someday I'll give you an autograph while you serving my burger

Mcdonalds motha fucka!!! that where you gonna be
While I'm pimpin that shit and couting the green

You be under the bright light son
but it aint no stage it's just the local slab
Waiting to be disected and probed
At least your finaly a real man

On the real though before you walk into the light
There's still a few things you aint quite adressing right

Taking bout vegas like you lampin the spot
Talking bout me and you like won't get left in sand to rot
Talking bout broke nikka's like you bought a damn thang
Talking bout bitchin it up like you and EPMD Usta hang

Little pop tart eatin homy talking bout real g shit
Like you ever been outside your hood or seen a real set
Mouth off about the east coast like you been slingin sumptin
Shiiiiit I hear you keep the bitches in the burbs jumpin

Talking bout me bein fugly.....but jr I kill with this grill
Like Ghost Face but meana I scare bitches into bumpin and they love it fa real
You saying you gonna do some kid nappin and killin
Like I'm some kinda house trained motha fucka limpin and illin

Nah we don't do that life we party like a rock star
We lining bitches up every day with the jakuzzi and wet bar
We drinkin bottles filled with shit that cost more than your house
We be drivin european whips that you can't even pronouce
Cleaning out all kinda blocks
That use ta have motha fuckas totin macks and slinging rocks
Just for thrills boy so I don't even need to pretend
But you missin life on the real and you need to get that shit on the mend

In case I forgot to mention
Your lyrical styling is spent and you need to stop rippin
You aint Pac and you aint half a Naz
You aint even half a man inside your drawls
You rip like the rest just leanin on their chest
Your rhymes is reactionary close to a decade old at best

Son I don't care where you think you from I'm sending you back
Cause round here we don't except packeges unless they come with a sack

Do you even know what you talking about Janet dog hell no
Then again you be looking like the type in bed with little Michael

You daydreaming bout hangin me out a window
like you got half the skill of a trumped out ho
But I already left your stabby bodygaurd bitch at the pound
Yo the type a bitch that aint doing shit when your crew aint around

Talking bout building street rep on a face that leave gay cowboys wet
Listen up lil broke moutain wanksta call it my concience
but I'd almost feel bad choken a bitch like you for dime bag profits

Let me redirect your attention to a few things I forgot to present for insepction
You living in a holliwood fantasy though you 3000 miles away
You dreaming bout killing what you can't even contain
You getting wet thinking your wrote enough to choke me out
But you forgot to mention that you need a permission slip to get into this bout

I can see I got ya puffin from those words you throwin at me
Got your panties in a bunch cause I laugh at your scene
I got admit you doin the best with what you got little homy
But when you brought that verse I was like LOOK OUT! It's Vanilla Ice he's got a nail file and he high on diet pepsi

I'm done dealin with cartoon talking motha fuckas
Come on Pred send me a real spittin rapper that's seen a few cadavers

I just realized that was waaaay long. Sorry if it is too much shit to read, I just got into it.

Man that shit was nice though dude. No matter what happens, you've got my respect Ermac36. You had me crackin up the whole time bro.

VOTING PERIOD BEGINS WITH THIS POST


48hrs from now I will tally the votes and declare the Victor.

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Got-damn, I need to think. Both ways excellently, poised, punchy...it was a great match. Lol

No, that wasn't too much 5, that was good. It looks like 32-40bars. It's a damn good sized battle verse.

I really love both MCs, the first round it was hard to get into the rhythm with either MC even though their rhymes and puches were obvious. It wasn't until the second round when I really started to feel one MC more than the other. I personally liked 5animals second round more than Ermac's, his wittiness and rhythm began to grow on me and I beganto feel his stuff a little more than Ermac's. So my vote goes to 5animals, but Ermac still did good IMO

Same to you bro, same to you. Your shit was hot too man, great battle, win or lose happy to have battled ya dawg.

This was a real good battle man...its tough but my vote is for Ermac36.

I'm going for Ermac here, I prefer his more conventional structure, 5animals is too 'abstract' for my liking (not a bad thing, it's just not my style). Both were excellent though, great battle.

Wow that was an intense battle!!!

Good stuff guys.

I got to say in the first verse i liked 5animals more but then the second verse came and Ermac36 blew me away right from the beginning.

My favorite part was the first 5 lines of his second verse. I was laughing so hard. I look for stuff like that. Things that catch my eye and after i read that i was just feeling his whole flow.

So my vote goes to....

Ermac36

I cant make a decision, since you both did so good, so I'll flip a coin, and let "fate" decide. Tails= 5animals Heads= Ermac36
*actually flipsquarter*

And it is....... Tails, so 5animals gets my vote!

Uhhh....

*10 years later*

Uhhh.....

I'll go with 5animals I guess. They were both pretty damn good.

EDIT : NO MORE HARD CHOICES!!!

I liked Ermacs style but what shone out for me was 5animals variety so my vote goes to 5animals

I'll even things out and Vote for Ermac36.

I think Ermac36 was more consistantly punchy. Kept my attention the whole time.....but on the other hand 5animasl was more like an announcer. Callin' the game how he sees it.

They're damn equals if you ask me. I liked them both and again, like the Xtactics//Sbdjuggalos match, I wish I could keep them both.

hm...

I had a hard time finding a flow with either of them, but my vote goes to 5animals for his rhymes and punches. Good match.

What the fuck! Why can't we just have some mis-matches. Shit's been way too close for like the past 3 battles.....ughhh.

Ok, ONCE AGAIN this is extremely fucking hard for me to decide. The way I saw it was the first round was equal, and I called it a draw. But in the second verse I was just feeling 5animals flow more. But literally it was almost too close to call.....but my vote is going for 5animals.

No offense Ermac36, your shit was great and I hate to have to vote against you but I have to vote for someone.

O.k. Voting Period is just about over. Maybe another hour or so.

But I have a problem....a snag really.

This next battle is the last battle of the bracket and I don't have anybody to battle
Scorp748.

LpF has volunteered to battle again in the brackets, but I kinda wanted someone who hasn't put up a verse yet. Much like when KARATE battled. If you check the first page first post of this thread, and look at the names. You'll see the updates as we went along in this thing. You'll get a feel for what's been going on with everybody who entered the competition.

So, If all else fails It'll likely be Scorp748 vs LpF....

Post in here or pm me with good suggestions. I'm going to allow just a little bit of time for this because I know Scorp748 has been waiting patiently to battle. Maybe 24hrs.

Haha, please don't make me battle LPF again, it was too close last time! I don't really have any suggestions, maybe you could just try PM'ing everyone who either DQ'ed before (but won't do it again) or people who signed up late...I'm finished with all my other commitments now so there's no worries with me about time contraints. Failing that, it looks like there's gonna be a grudge match on our hands ;)