Come up with an elaborate prank, like one of those multi-stepped mouse traps on Tom & Jerry. Have it end with like a bucket of paint, tar, vegetable oil, corn starch, honey, or whatnot.

The Nintendo channel on the Wii is awesome, I just got through a demo of Ninja Gaiden. Now I know I have to go out and buy it

Give me a friggin cookie!!

....ok...Any better suggestions?

My b-day is tomorrow!
ZOMG!111!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Forget the elaborate setup. Does your "friend" have any fears that you know of?? If so, use them to your advantage, but don't go too far.
Also, happy birthday tomorrow Ulca.

^Your present.

Yesterday was fun. Today will be great too.
How's everyone's day/morning/night going/gone?

How about you pay someone to un-virgin his ass?

Let the summer begin, bitches.

Wow its actually sunny down here in London, or up here depending on where you live.
Finally got xbox live, my gamertag is sticky staines. Hit me up if you wanna play, but send a message with the friend request saying 'MKO' or something since i usually turn down random requests. My online games are:
GTA4
Guitar hero 3
FIFA 08
Forza 2
Shut up, i know i don't have alot of games.

For me is always up. ...
oh wait...
what?

Re-Enjoyed this:

haha

Anyone else think this is fucked up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2myV0b9LE7I
An its not a pop up scare thing. Its just the usual except they got it on tape again.

Survivor was very weird.

According to the Internet, i have depression....

JaredJayrod change your avatar!!! It's cucking freepy!!
*Fucking creepy, in case you're void of any shred of intelligence to figure it out.

OMG, I just scrolled up to see in and I was CREEPED the fuck out....... you could not be more right.
Those are like the eyes of a rapist.

Very weird Britney Spears video....

He might be creepy, but his videos and musique are awsome.

You know it.
I've recently gotten into all of Richard D. James' work, and it rules ass.

Jared have you seen the cover for Windowlicker by Aphex Twin? It's hysterical.

I lol'd indeed.

I know! I was like, "What the hell is he thinking!?" That was one of the stupidest thing ever on Survivor history!

Yes, I own it and love it.
Equation from Windowlicker. Watch until the end.

Yeah, i looked up loss of sleep on some doctor site, and it took me to a checklist that i filled out, and apparently i show 16 of 20 signs of being depressed....
Oh well