No, your mother was a hamster. Your father smelt of elderberries.

I am teh Alpha and teh Omega, the Beginign and the end...
Isn't the bible fun?

PC Crisis Resolved....
I think the IT guy said I had acquired something like 130 viruses, and another 300 instances of adware and spyware, and a couple hundred Trojans.
Or something like that, aheh... But at any rate, I'm back online again.
Sorry I couldn't get you that avatar Toxik, I'll make it up to ya as soon as I can catch back up on a few things. Hit me up about it man..

Its okay, somebody made it for me already. Thanks anyway.

How the hell did you get that many viruses?

One time a girl was dating an African American and everyone called her a Snicker licker.

Anybody else play/have the demo of little big planet it's pretty badass.

You got it man..

1. Granted unusual access to my computer, to someone who doesn't understand how the internet works like I do.
2. They downloaded some little game thing with a...what is it called?...a "cocktail virus" or something attached to it.
3. When the download was finished All those little things spread around my computer. Pop-ups, ads, "virus warnings", internet went dysfunctional....ect...
4. After about a week or so, I stopped fighting those little invasive bastards myself, turned off my computer, and called a couple folks.
5. IT guy does a favor for me on his off time...
6. I'm back! No files lost....everything in tact....
7. Yay!

Last night i had my first college date.

Well that's good to hear Pred and same for you Night Crow, hopefully it went good

Bleh. Bored. Tired. Waiting for soemthing to happen. just got back from a party. Still tired. Just took a shower. I didn't get drunk. Sux =/

I played Twister naked last night with 3 chicks and my Best Friend Spencer...
...Alcohol was involved
...Also, i cut all my hair off...

The fifth dentist was the one that wasn't getting paid.

Other than the Spencer part, you are one lucky bastard.

What does it mean when people say “I don’t do windows”?
I’ve heard that a few times and don’t think it means the obvious.
A random guess is in the old days the window cleaners would get pushed out maybe?

Alex Shelley rocks!

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Avalalancha- Heroes del Silencio

Spencer is sexy though...

WTF does img src not work for me anymore?

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalin/ig/Sarah-Palin-Pictures/Helping-Obama.htm

The internet sitcom I'm part of was supposed to be up this week, but has been delayed because they are having trouble getting good theme music for the show... It's now been pushed to near the end of October.

lmao whatsup Maggo?

Honestly, I think it means that they are a Mac user.

Mmmm..Today I get my Purple Coosh ; )