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mKomBATouttahell Wrote:
In all seriousness, Chinks scare the living shit out of me.
ThePredator151 Wrote:
Where was the humor again? Gross maybe.....sensitive material at best, but I failed to see "funny".
You're gonna have to explain.
Where was the humor again? Gross maybe.....sensitive material at best, but I failed to see "funny".
You're gonna have to explain.
In all seriousness, Chinks scare the living shit out of me.
I'd prefer if you didn't use that term thanks, its insulting.
Shyriu Wrote:
Ok, I have to admit... for once... I got nothing... (insert witty and funny, while snappy comment)
Elnino Wrote:
Twice a day.
JaredJayrod Wrote:
That I fart on.
Elnino Wrote:
Or a caterpillar principle made out of jelly beans.
jubjub Wrote:
or a caterpillar principal
Shyriu Wrote:
One day, I will be a principal or a caterpillar.
One day, I will be a principal or a caterpillar.
or a caterpillar principal
Or a caterpillar principle made out of jelly beans.
That I fart on.
Twice a day.
Ok, I have to admit... for once... I got nothing... (insert witty and funny, while snappy comment)
lol, we are victorious!


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mKomBATouttahell Wrote:
An unopen mind sees not the glory of Baby Eating.
In all seriousness, Chinks scare the living shit out of me.
I know somewhere in the back of your mind you are masturbating towards the thought of that video.
<3 <3 <3
ThePredator151 Wrote:
Where was the humor again? Gross maybe.....sensitive material at best, but I failed to see "funny".
You're gonna have to explain.
Where was the humor again? Gross maybe.....sensitive material at best, but I failed to see "funny".
You're gonna have to explain.
An unopen mind sees not the glory of Baby Eating.
In all seriousness, Chinks scare the living shit out of me.
I know somewhere in the back of your mind you are masturbating towards the thought of that video.
<3 <3 <3
So much of that is mentally and intellectually challenged I won't even bother.

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The ignorance that floats around this site can be truly amazing at times :-/ I wonder if some of these people have ever even seen the outside world. I have to admit it is good to see jubjub being offended for a second though. I was begining to wonder if you were some kind of cyborg.....created with the purpose of bringing dark comedy and strife to mankind 
5animals Wrote:
The ignorance that floats around this site can be truly amazing at times :-/ I wonder if some of these people have ever even seen the outside world. I have to admit it is good to see jubjub being offended for a second though. I was begining to wonder if you were some kind of cyborg.....created with the purpose of bringing dark comedy and strife to mankind
The ignorance that floats around this site can be truly amazing at times :-/ I wonder if some of these people have ever even seen the outside world. I have to admit it is good to see jubjub being offended for a second though. I was begining to wonder if you were some kind of cyborg.....created with the purpose of bringing dark comedy and strife to mankind
Thats what defines MKO.

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Ignorance....or dark comedy? Either answer is acceptable I suppose. I should note that I was not insulting jubjub, but rather the person making the racial remark that bothered him. Looking back, I didn't realy make myself very clear before.
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MegaBabe Wrote:
Why do I feel like throwing up all over the floor? Ugh...
Why do I feel like throwing up all over the floor? Ugh...
Two words: Alcohalic Beveragez
Foolish you.


About Me

MK Online Featured User 31/3/2010 12/4/2011
-----------------------Gifts-----------------------
Shinnok-fan64 - s3Kt0r
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy,
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried',
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey's gone to heaven,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist,
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Everybody here we go,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Throw your hands in the air,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Wave 'em like you don't care,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everbody say ho,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everybody here we go.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy,
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried',
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey's gone to heaven,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist,
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Everybody here we go,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Throw your hands in the air,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Wave 'em like you don't care,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everbody say ho,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everybody here we go.


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devilwithin Wrote:
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy,
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried',
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey's gone to heaven,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist,
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Everybody here we go,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Throw your hands in the air,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Wave 'em like you don't care,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everbody say ho,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everybody here we go.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy,
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried',
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,
This honkey's gone to heaven,
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist,
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
Everybody here we go,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Throw your hands in the air,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Wave 'em like you don't care,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everbody say ho,
Ohh Ohh,
C'mon party people,
Ohh Ohh,
Everybody here we go.
...Apples.


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Pr0d1gy Wrote:
Well im bored.
Well im bored.
Ditto.
Someone do something.....interesting....
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i just ate a whole bunch of crack!

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I got 1285 messages now....
Damn,I just realized its going to take forever to delete all of those.....
So hows everybody doing today?
Damn,I just realized its going to take forever to delete all of those.....
So hows everybody doing today?
About Me
I need a new sig, something with Kabal from UMK3 would be sweet. Just imagine that here
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sign my petition or I poop on you all.
there's a link below my sig down there. v
there's a link below my sig down there. v


About Me
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Yay! I'm so proud of myself, I just taught myself how to play Wuthering Heights on the keyboard...ok it sounds incredibly dodgy but I'm getting there. Only at it less than a week and I'm actually grasping stuff, unlike when I tried guitar...I suck so bad...


About Me
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So is the Battle of the Users thread living up to MKO Idol?

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GrotesquetheBeast Wrote:
sign my petition or I poop on you all.
there's a link below my sig down there. v
sign my petition or I poop on you all.
there's a link below my sig down there. v
I signed it.
Gnrlies1992,Why would you eat crack? Your supposed to Smoke it!!!
(Notice the sarcasm)
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Songs by my group are on the myspace.
Click on Us in my sig.
Click on Us in my sig.


About Me
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Hallowed Be Thy Name (Maiden version, not sure about COF version)
I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life, and it dosen't have much time
Because at 5 o' clock, they take me to the gallows pole
The sands of time, for me are running low
When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sites
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me
Can it be that theres some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end, not some crazy dream?
Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from screaming
The words escape me as I try to speak
Tears flow but why am I crying?
After all I'm not of dying
Don't I never believe that there never is a end?
As the guards rush me out to the courtyard
Someone calls from a cell," God be with you"
If there's a God, then why has he let me go?
As I walk all my life drifts before me
Though the end is here I'm not sorry
Catch my soul, its willing to fly away
Mark my words believe my soul lives on
Don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to see the truth
When your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion
That song rocks!
I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life, and it dosen't have much time
Because at 5 o' clock, they take me to the gallows pole
The sands of time, for me are running low
When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sites
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me
Can it be that theres some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end, not some crazy dream?
Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from screaming
The words escape me as I try to speak
Tears flow but why am I crying?
After all I'm not of dying
Don't I never believe that there never is a end?
As the guards rush me out to the courtyard
Someone calls from a cell," God be with you"
If there's a God, then why has he let me go?
As I walk all my life drifts before me
Though the end is here I'm not sorry
Catch my soul, its willing to fly away
Mark my words believe my soul lives on
Don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to see the truth
When your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion
That song rocks!

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Goodness I'm tired.

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GrotesquetheBeast Wrote:
sign my petition or I poop on you all.
there's a link below my sig down there. v
sign my petition or I poop on you all.
there's a link below my sig down there. v
How do you sign if its on the internet?
kingjolly Wrote:
So is the Battle of the Users thread living up to MKO Idol?
So is the Battle of the Users thread living up to MKO Idol?
Sorry to say this, but no.
Its just that, MKO Idol used to bring exciment to MKO. At least while the game was on. Well, that's what I think. I don't know how others feel.


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SarahMR85 Wrote:
When will guys learn that it's NEVER a good idea to drink and dial.
-SMR-
When will guys learn that it's NEVER a good idea to drink and dial.
-SMR-
Well the truth is we *do* know it's a good idea to not drink and dial. The problem comes when we get drinking enough to lose inhibition. Then it's out of our control, because the things we refrain from doing or saying through willpower while sober, are the first things we say or do when we get drunk.
They say when a person gets intoxicated, the last things we learned in life are the first things to go, such as willpower and refraining from doing things for manners sake, and as we get progressively more inebriated we start to lose proper speech (slurring) and then the ability to walk etc etc.
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