Study the Cosby Show.

I had an old Lincoln Town Car that we named the Cookie Monster. The thing broke down so much. The wheels Actually fell off of this car, the carburetor spit flames, and the exhaust shot sparks. lol
Even more coincidental, the Cookie Moster my favorite Sesame Street character as a child. I still like watching him today with my kids...

Bill didn't have twins...

Well... let is be known that I will not be sleeping tonight, for I just got home from the sister's house. What must I do now?
Medical Career Independent Study #4
Medical Careers Binder organization
Study for Medical Terminology test
Complete lesson 6.1 for Math
Complete Chemistry packet
Finalize English Persuasive essay
Complete History essay on the 1920's
So everyone have a good night, because I sure won't.

I'm not dead..
:]

Rap and Scream metal suck...
They have to be the two worst Genres in the world...
On The Scream Metal side, Whenever people try to prove Metal is Demonic, where do they go right away? Screa Metal! Why?, because the only word you can understand is RAGHHH!!! I don't care how good you play, if the vocals sound terrible and make my ears bleed, i'm gonna walk away...Scream Metal promotes violence and homicidal thoughts
As for Rap, More than 95% of ALL rap songs are about: Bitches and Hoes, The Rappers Cars, The Rappers Money, the Rappers sex life, Cappin' bitches, Gang Warfare...I think that covers it all...Rap is promoting the same as Scream Metal, Violence, Homicidal thoughts, AS WELL as Lust, Greed, Pride, and Sloth (4 of the 7 deadly sins). It teaches children to "Grab There Nines" and "wear there chains low" and "get crunk"...
I don't know whats worse, Shit i can't understand being screamed at the top of someones lungs, or Gibberish to a half ass beat with exploytation of women in there videos...
I would listen to all of Johnny Cash's albums before i would listen to eather of these shitty, half-assed genres

I just saw Vanessa Ann Hudgins nude.
And I'd sooooooo tap that.

Great album... love cuz i can and who knew
anywayz.. check out my sxc new sig everyone

Yea, if she shaved that jungle puss then I'd hit it.

Shaved or unshaved, I'd have a go.

Sh*t, I don't come to MKO for, like, 2 days, and there's 40 new pages in this thread which = my lazy ass not about to scroll through everything to see what's happening.
Did we find out whether Ms. Marvel used Tylenol or First Response? (LoL, I'm joking, BTW ='( Please don't slap me... )

LOL!!! OMG, I know, right? It's like, FLOP! all in your face! If she deems herself mature enough to take naked photos, then she should deem herself mature enough to take care of how her body looks. Seriously, leave rummaging in the jungle to get to the treasure to Tomb Raider or some sh*t.
Anyway, I know you're all dying to find out how I'm doing, so before MKO turns to chaos and people start comitting suicides, let me address the matter.
Yesterday sucked the fattest ass of the oldest grandmother alive on Earth to date. There I am, having a glorious and relaxing day at home, when all of a sudden, my brother needs me to pick him up at school.
Now consider 2 things:
1. It's snowing like crap outside, to the point where all I see when I look out the window is white.
2. My car is a Mercedes Kompressor which, if you don't know, is a sports car. Sports cars get raped by snow.
So I go on a odyssey to pick him up, and get STUCK in the middle of a f*cking road! I try every possible thing to get my car out, but the snow is just having a one-way orgy with my poor baby. I whine to my parents, I whine to my friends (all of which ran away from helping me in the most polite way possible), and nothing. Finally, I round up a do-gooders party to help me push my car out of the snow and park it near the curb. As the slightly-spoiled hard-work-hatin' guy I am, I stay at my nearby uncle's house, call up my father, and let him take care of getting my car out.
But wipe your tears and bow before a cross, my fellow MKO users, for I am safe and sound, back in my warm house (it could use a heater right about now, though), and my beautiful, innocent Benz is back in its covered garage, away from the mercilessness and non-orgasmic power of winter's dumb ass.
Thank you.

My back hurts. =/

LEO, I'd hit that friend of yours that is to the right in your pic.

That's why she doesn't qualify for my whorehouse. Speaking of... well... never mind.

You're brothel only consists of ugly, fat, manly looking whores. I heard Anna Nicole Smith was one of your best whores in 1997.

Bill Cosby knows all.
Me and Nino are twins. It sucks sometimes cause' people get us mixed up.
Most of our friends say we don't look alot alike though.
I have longer hair and I let it hang out. And when I was younger I always spiked it. And in 6th grade I had a mohawk but without cutting the sides, just spiked up the middle. And I wear skate shoes. We both wear band shirts alot though.
Nino has shorter hair and never does anything with it really. And has sport shoes I think...ask him I dunno.

Sound like Trev And Trav (my duel Drummer twins)...Only they never had long hair or wear band shirts...

Tomorrow i'm gonna buy a red wine bottle, and at night, it'll be an awesome anti-depressive.
(Note: i'm totally against medication, although sometimes i do need some. but i always refuse to take it)
The flaw is that in the morning, all problems will be there again.. not to mention a monstrous suicidal headache.
Long live alcoholism as a mental treatment!

Being twins sucks ass. So much ass....I wish he was born later....

It can't be THAT bad

Of course it can. I fucking hate it when someone walks past us, then they stare at me...then look at him.....then repeat. I just wanna get up and kick their ass.

You sure do listen to alot of rap to hate it so much.
hm hm hm.. I think you LOVE the music you talk about negatively. Like a sick fetish, you secretly crave the bass boom. You listen inventively, clinging to the "gibberish" you claim to loathe so much. Slang hypnotizes your mind encouraging your tongue to accept the things it cannot change. lol
(*poke..poke*)
LoL

Did Reign_of_Chaos get banned (I hope)? I haven't seen him around.

I hope so. He hates Led Zeppelin and he is 14 with a DBZ avatar. That just leads to trouble. Also, we're getting the good seats at the Van Halen concert!!!! 100 + dollars each but it's gonna be worth it!!! I can't wait.