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I know what an "AssHole" is. No,C_E,I don't have Winter break 'till this coming Thursday.
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Shyriu Wrote:
LEO, I'd hit that friend of yours that is to the right in your pic.
LEO, I'd hit that friend of yours that is to the right in your pic.
I don't think she can say the same to you... I'll check if you want.
m0s3pH Wrote:
That's why she doesn't qualify for my whorehouse. Speaking of... well... never mind.
LeoBrZ81 Wrote:
Sh*t, I don't come to MKO for, like, 2 days, and there's 40 new pages in this thread which = my lazy ass not about to scroll through everything to see what's happening.
Did we find out whether Ms. Marvel used Tylenol or First Response? (LoL, I'm joking, BTW ='( Please don't slap me... )
LOL!!! OMG, I know, right? It's like, FLOP! all in your face! If she deems herself mature enough to take naked photos, then she should deem herself mature enough to take care of how her body looks. Seriously, leave rummaging in the jungle to get to the treasure to Tomb Raider or some sh*t.
Sh*t, I don't come to MKO for, like, 2 days, and there's 40 new pages in this thread which = my lazy ass not about to scroll through everything to see what's happening.
Did we find out whether Ms. Marvel used Tylenol or First Response? (LoL, I'm joking, BTW ='( Please don't slap me... )
m0s3pH Wrote:
Yea, if she shaved that jungle puss then I'd hit it.
boomboom Wrote:
I just saw Vanessa Ann Hudgins nude.
And I'd sooooooo tap that.
I just saw Vanessa Ann Hudgins nude.
And I'd sooooooo tap that.
Yea, if she shaved that jungle puss then I'd hit it.
LOL!!! OMG, I know, right? It's like, FLOP! all in your face! If she deems herself mature enough to take naked photos, then she should deem herself mature enough to take care of how her body looks. Seriously, leave rummaging in the jungle to get to the treasure to Tomb Raider or some sh*t.
That's why she doesn't qualify for my whorehouse. Speaking of... well... never mind.
Hey! I already told you to help me out! I lost the artist of the Slave Army, cut me some slack. You gotta help me find someone else who will do the job. >= (
And also, your post was supposed to look like this:
m0s3pH Wrote:
LeoBrZ81 Wrote:
Anyway, I know you're all dying to find out how I'm doing, so before MKO turns to chaos and people start comitting suicides, let me address the matter.
Yesterday sucked the fattest ass of the oldest grandmother alive on Earth to date. There I am, having a glorious and relaxing day at home, when all of a sudden, my brother needs me to pick him up at school.
Now consider 2 things:
1. It's snowing like crap outside, to the point where all I see when I look out the window is white.
2. My car is a Mercedes Kompressor which, if you don't know, is a sports car. Sports cars get raped by snow.
So I go on a odyssey to pick him up, and get STUCK in the middle of a f*cking road! I try every possible thing to get my car out, but the snow is just having a one-way orgy with my poor baby. I whine to my parents, I whine to my friends (all of which ran away from helping me in the most polite way possible), and nothing. Finally, I round up a do-gooders party to help me push my car out of the snow and park it near the curb. As the slightly-spoiled hard-work-hatin' guy I am, I stay at my nearby uncle's house, call up my father, and let him take care of getting my car out.
But wipe your tears and bow before a cross, my fellow MKO users, for I am safe and sound, back in my warm house (it could use a heater right about now, though), and my beautiful, innocent Benz is back in its covered garage, away from the mercilessness and non-orgasmic power of winter's dumb ass.
Thank you.
Anyway, I know you're all dying to find out how I'm doing, so before MKO turns to chaos and people start comitting suicides, let me address the matter.
Yesterday sucked the fattest ass of the oldest grandmother alive on Earth to date. There I am, having a glorious and relaxing day at home, when all of a sudden, my brother needs me to pick him up at school.
Now consider 2 things:
1. It's snowing like crap outside, to the point where all I see when I look out the window is white.
2. My car is a Mercedes Kompressor which, if you don't know, is a sports car. Sports cars get raped by snow.
So I go on a odyssey to pick him up, and get STUCK in the middle of a f*cking road! I try every possible thing to get my car out, but the snow is just having a one-way orgy with my poor baby. I whine to my parents, I whine to my friends (all of which ran away from helping me in the most polite way possible), and nothing. Finally, I round up a do-gooders party to help me push my car out of the snow and park it near the curb. As the slightly-spoiled hard-work-hatin' guy I am, I stay at my nearby uncle's house, call up my father, and let him take care of getting my car out.
But wipe your tears and bow before a cross, my fellow MKO users, for I am safe and sound, back in my warm house (it could use a heater right about now, though), and my beautiful, innocent Benz is back in its covered garage, away from the mercilessness and non-orgasmic power of winter's dumb ass.
Thank you.
Don't let it happen again, m0s3pH, or I'll make the MKO Slave Army Whorehouse myself.
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LeoBrZ81 Wrote:
I don't think she can say the same to you... I'll check if you want.
Hey! I already told you to help me out! I lost the artist of the Slave Army, cut me some slack. You gotta help me find someone else who will do the job. >= (
And also, your post was supposed to look like this:
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Shyriu Wrote:
LEO, I'd hit that friend of yours that is to the right in your pic.
LEO, I'd hit that friend of yours that is to the right in your pic.
I don't think she can say the same to you... I'll check if you want.
m0s3pH Wrote:
That's why she doesn't qualify for my whorehouse. Speaking of... well... never mind.
LeoBrZ81 Wrote:
Sh*t, I don't come to MKO for, like, 2 days, and there's 40 new pages in this thread which = my lazy ass not about to scroll through everything to see what's happening.
Did we find out whether Ms. Marvel used Tylenol or First Response? (LoL, I'm joking, BTW ='( Please don't slap me... )
LOL!!! OMG, I know, right? It's like, FLOP! all in your face! If she deems herself mature enough to take naked photos, then she should deem herself mature enough to take care of how her body looks. Seriously, leave rummaging in the jungle to get to the treasure to Tomb Raider or some sh*t.
Sh*t, I don't come to MKO for, like, 2 days, and there's 40 new pages in this thread which = my lazy ass not about to scroll through everything to see what's happening.
Did we find out whether Ms. Marvel used Tylenol or First Response? (LoL, I'm joking, BTW ='( Please don't slap me... )
m0s3pH Wrote:
Yea, if she shaved that jungle puss then I'd hit it.
boomboom Wrote:
I just saw Vanessa Ann Hudgins nude.
And I'd sooooooo tap that.
I just saw Vanessa Ann Hudgins nude.
And I'd sooooooo tap that.
Yea, if she shaved that jungle puss then I'd hit it.
LOL!!! OMG, I know, right? It's like, FLOP! all in your face! If she deems herself mature enough to take naked photos, then she should deem herself mature enough to take care of how her body looks. Seriously, leave rummaging in the jungle to get to the treasure to Tomb Raider or some sh*t.
That's why she doesn't qualify for my whorehouse. Speaking of... well... never mind.
Hey! I already told you to help me out! I lost the artist of the Slave Army, cut me some slack. You gotta help me find someone else who will do the job. >= (
And also, your post was supposed to look like this:
m0s3pH Wrote:
LeoBrZ81 Wrote:
Anyway, I know you're all dying to find out how I'm doing, so before MKO turns to chaos and people start comitting suicides, let me address the matter.
Yesterday sucked the fattest ass of the oldest grandmother alive on Earth to date. There I am, having a glorious and relaxing day at home, when all of a sudden, my brother needs me to pick him up at school.
Now consider 2 things:
1. It's snowing like crap outside, to the point where all I see when I look out the window is white.
2. My car is a Mercedes Kompressor which, if you don't know, is a sports car. Sports cars get raped by snow.
So I go on a odyssey to pick him up, and get STUCK in the middle of a f*cking road! I try every possible thing to get my car out, but the snow is just having a one-way orgy with my poor baby. I whine to my parents, I whine to my friends (all of which ran away from helping me in the most polite way possible), and nothing. Finally, I round up a do-gooders party to help me push my car out of the snow and park it near the curb. As the slightly-spoiled hard-work-hatin' guy I am, I stay at my nearby uncle's house, call up my father, and let him take care of getting my car out.
But wipe your tears and bow before a cross, my fellow MKO users, for I am safe and sound, back in my warm house (it could use a heater right about now, though), and my beautiful, innocent Benz is back in its covered garage, away from the mercilessness and non-orgasmic power of winter's dumb ass.
Thank you.
Anyway, I know you're all dying to find out how I'm doing, so before MKO turns to chaos and people start comitting suicides, let me address the matter.
Yesterday sucked the fattest ass of the oldest grandmother alive on Earth to date. There I am, having a glorious and relaxing day at home, when all of a sudden, my brother needs me to pick him up at school.
Now consider 2 things:
1. It's snowing like crap outside, to the point where all I see when I look out the window is white.
2. My car is a Mercedes Kompressor which, if you don't know, is a sports car. Sports cars get raped by snow.
So I go on a odyssey to pick him up, and get STUCK in the middle of a f*cking road! I try every possible thing to get my car out, but the snow is just having a one-way orgy with my poor baby. I whine to my parents, I whine to my friends (all of which ran away from helping me in the most polite way possible), and nothing. Finally, I round up a do-gooders party to help me push my car out of the snow and park it near the curb. As the slightly-spoiled hard-work-hatin' guy I am, I stay at my nearby uncle's house, call up my father, and let him take care of getting my car out.
But wipe your tears and bow before a cross, my fellow MKO users, for I am safe and sound, back in my warm house (it could use a heater right about now, though), and my beautiful, innocent Benz is back in its covered garage, away from the mercilessness and non-orgasmic power of winter's dumb ass.
Thank you.
Don't let it happen again, m0s3pH, or I'll make the MKO Slave Army Whorehouse myself.
Yea? I outrank you.
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