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Have you ever had sexual intercourse?
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posted03/02/2011 12:06 AM (UTC)by
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Im_JUST_Sayin
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I'm talking, sexual intercourse, with a real human being?

Someday, somewhere, I hope to make love to a tangible human!

As long as Jesus approves (ie. we're both white conservatives and the state gov't officially sanctions our relationship through marriage).
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 •03/01/2011 03:43 PM (UTC) •
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....yes....
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Bezou
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 •03/01/2011 03:44 PM (UTC) •
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Yes, probably before most people on here were born. In fact, I'm literally old enough to be some of these users' father.
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MrSchmuckHead
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 •03/01/2011 05:16 PM (UTC) •
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I am turning 19 in May and no I have not and I am not ashamed or scared to say it because frankly there is nothing wrong with that even if the media likes to say otherwise.

No one should be ashamed they are a virgin at an old age.
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Toxik
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 •03/01/2011 05:53 PM (UTC) •
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Yes, with hot men. ;)
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 •03/01/2011 06:00 PM (UTC) •
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Im_JUST_Sayin Wrote:

Someday, somewhere, I hope to make love to a tangible human!


No idea why, but this sentence made me lol. Not a stab or anything, so more power to you.

No, not a virgin.
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UlcaTron
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 •03/01/2011 06:18 PM (UTC) •
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whats sex
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 •03/01/2011 06:33 PM (UTC) •
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Nope.
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 •03/01/2011 06:33 PM (UTC) •
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Im_JUST_Sayin Wrote:

I'm talking, sexual intercourse, with a real human being?

Someday, somewhere, I hope to make love to a tangible human!

As long as Jesus approves (ie. we're both white conservatives and the state gov't officially sanctions our relationship through marriage).


You. Always you. You're my new favorite poster.
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skyboy
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 •03/01/2011 06:43 PM (UTC) •
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Toxik Wrote:
Yes, with hot men. ;)


me too, though sometimes I have my beer goggles on lol
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 •03/01/2011 06:58 PM (UTC) •
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skyboy Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
Yes, with hot men. ;)


me too, though sometimes I have my beer goggles on lol


Es no bueno amigo. Choose your partners with your sober shades. Otherwise you may regret that pile of flab laying next to you in the morning. (gag)
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 •03/01/2011 07:00 PM (UTC) •
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Not with a white conservatist that Jesus blessed.
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 •03/01/2011 07:13 PM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
skyboy Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
Yes, with hot men. ;)


me too, though sometimes I have my beer goggles on lol


Es no bueno amigo. Choose your partners with your sober shades. Otherwise you may regret that pile of flab laying next to you in the morning. (gag)


I always go out with friends, and we know the drill. We have signs to let the others know if they're wearing their beer goggles a little too well lol. It's worked alright so far, but I've had many a night were my friends had to tell me the next day if the guy I was making out with was hot or not hahaha.
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 •03/01/2011 08:34 PM (UTC) •
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I have! And I even have duplicates now!
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 •03/01/2011 08:45 PM (UTC) •
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And yet another post where Im_JUST_Sayin confirms his hate for Christians. We get it, dude. You don't have to keep telling us.
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 •03/01/2011 08:46 PM (UTC) •
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Yup.
ThePredator151 Wrote:
I have! And I even have duplicates now!

Of the recordings? Sweet, how much!?!?!?! tongue
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 •03/01/2011 09:16 PM (UTC) •
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TemperaryUserName Wrote:
And yet another post where Im_JUST_Sayin confirms his hate for Christians. We get it, dude. You don't have to keep telling us.


You don't have to keep reading my threads, either.

That would make too much sense, though.

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iHotaru
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 •03/01/2011 09:18 PM (UTC) •
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I've given and received oral! :D
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 •03/01/2011 09:19 PM (UTC) •
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Im_JUST_Sayin Wrote:
You don't have to keep reading my threads, either.

Just keep the condescending anti-religious comments in your threads, and that will work fine. I honestly can't believe your first comment wasn't skulled to begin with.
EDIT: some edits are best edited.
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Toxik
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 •03/01/2011 09:31 PM (UTC) •
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iHotaru Wrote:
I've given and received oral! :D


Oral counts as sex?
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iHotaru
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 •03/01/2011 09:44 PM (UTC) •
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Toxik Wrote:
iHotaru Wrote:
I've given and received oral! :D


Oral counts as sex?
It's a form of sex yes.
Btw I got a question to ask you. would you toss someone salad if they were clean in that area?
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 •03/01/2011 09:57 PM (UTC) •
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iHotaru Wrote:
I've given and received oral! :D


This. But I'm 16, so I'm not ashamed to say I haven't gone all the way yet
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 •03/01/2011 10:05 PM (UTC) •
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Yes, plenty of times. I love sex!! To many girls to try to remember... Here's a funny story though.. I was having sex with this chick at her place... And her dad and brother busted in the door and started kicking my ass while I was naked.. My dick went limp pretty fast. Lesson learned. No sex at the parents place.sad
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 •03/01/2011 10:05 PM (UTC) •
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Since I was 17 and I'm 22. Hell, I don't mind tell you that my number of partners is in the double digits.
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 •03/01/2011 10:18 PM (UTC) •
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Bezou Wrote:
Yes, probably before most people on here were born. In fact, I'm literally old enough to be some of these users' father.



Dad?
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