I know, I know. I was actually dissapointed with my second rap. After I posted it, I was soo pissed! Oh well, I hope there won't be any more tie-breakers, at least not with me. Come on! someone post a rap!

damn.... I really expected this to play out fast.... them bois are ALWAYS here....

Sorry NEO, I've been a little busy. Anyway, I suppose I'm up first.

Looky here one of the main guys,
You step up to this battle with needles in your eyes,
Afraid of my surprise that will make you sun not shine,
Maybe I should break out some subliminal lines,
Cause if you want me to get sudistic I can,
Unfold my master plan thats written on the palm of my hand,
Lyrics you can't stand that make you bleed by demand,
Get inside your head and make you think you're condemned,
Its not over you think so but not yet,
I can keep going until your swimming in your sweat,
I spit out the truth and you draw out the regret,
But I'll step to the side for now and let you try your best,
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Hope I wasn't late.

Sadistic? I'll show you sadistic,
I'll kill you off, you're just another statistic,
I'm cursin' you, I'm a full blown mystic,
It simple, your shit was simply simplistic.

And keep your hand closed, cause we all know what's there,
Just a big clump of your own pubic hair,
That's the kinda shit that'll give anyone a scare,
Compulsive masturbator! Everybody beware!

I'm gonna make this personal, ain't showin' no affection,
I think you're dad should have worn some protection,
Right around the time of DragoNEn3rgY's conception,
Shit, the mirror can't even stand your reflection.

You're the emcee that I wanted to avoid,
A pain in the ass, like a giant hemroid,
It's a pain that I honestly cannot bear,
You're like a permanent shit stain in my underwear.

But if you're a stain, I'm a bottle of Shout!
Your days are over, I'm bout' to wipe you out,
I'm sorry man, did that one burn?
I'm outta shit to say.....mother fucker it's your turn!



Haha, sorry about the last line.

DragonE's got a definate time limit so I'll let the round ride out even though it was a lil' late. He'll be absent for a time after this match as well so, just come with the second round and I'll figure something out if DE is voted the winner...

Anyway.


Round 2!!

LPF is Nuts with his rhymes. Holy shit!!!

P.S. Chuck Lidell was the man 'fore he got is ass knocked by Quentin Jackson

Damn, Nice shit LPF... I doubt I will win.

Anyways...

Yeah I'm simplistic cause I don't want it to be complicated,
So stupid kids like can read it why are you so frustrated,
I should probaly attack you with blind shit you couldn't even spell,
Spit out sinner lines that would send me to hell,
And whats this shit about me holdin pubic hair,
Unless your looking at your moms no one could even care,
I detect hostility putting a limit to your capability,
But don't try to fuck with me unless you want to unleash a beast,
See I can prove that you can put nice words to use,
And I think thats what scares you like its mental abuse,
Step to my mentality and raise your morality,
Make me look immortal and uncover your mortality,
And how are you out of shit to say is that all you can do,
Makes me wonder how your gonna do verus two,
It will prolly be like "Yeah I'm through",
DragoNEn3rgY sir I bow to you,
But I'm done I'll read your shit when I get back,
Hell I need a vaction after reading that crap,
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See everyone when I get back.

Nice rap, DE.

Are you sure it wasn't too complicated? I mean, did it flow? I kid....I kid. Anyways, on to verse 2. Good reply BTW DE.

Man, look at the clock, it sure is gettin' late,
My vision's all blurry, I can't concentrate,
I'm sittin' here thinkin, I'm startin' to debate,
Whether or not I should retaliate.

Man, fuck that! Retaliation is my middle name,
Time to man the battle station, this ain't a fuckin' game,
No matter the situation, I'm ready to shoot a flame,
I gotta vent this frustration so I don't go insane!

You see DragoNEn3rgY, I don't want to be your enemy,
But I can see that you're sick and I offer you a remedy,
The remedy? Just get within my proximity,
Throw in the towel now, and avoid a calamity.

I ain't gonna unleash a beast, I'ma cage it up instead,
And if it gets outta line, I'ma bust it on the head,
I'll beat that bitch until it bleeds out red,
And if it fucks with me, the "beast" will end up dead.

Cause to me this shit is all just business,
It's like a mental exercise, let's call it fitness,
I finish off opponents with astonishing quickness,
And leave them with a bitter taste from my lingering sickness.

And just for the record, LPFreak don't quit,
Just ask people I know, I've dealt with a lotta shit,
Maybe you're the one that should give up and sit,
I guess it's up to the judges....I gotta split.

Excellent battle, both of you dropped solid verses but I'm gonna go for LPF, I just prefer his style of rhyming. DE, you were excellent too, better than a lot of people who have dropped in here.

LPF kicked ass. I can hear your flow change each time. He gets my vote. Parody, you had some nice rhymes, it's a shame you had to go up against LPF, my favorite for this tournament.

I vote DE, excellent rap! And yes, LPF, the flow was okay. (No better than yours.)

VOTING PERIOD BEGINS WITH THIS POST


48hrs from now I will tally the votes and declare the Victor.

All the votes will count that were there before this post..
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I'll vote in a little bit here...

some cool verses, but I tend to lean toward simplistic rymes. so I'll go with DE.

StreetKing: Oh, thanks, but I went up against TheSilverSurfer.

lpf

DEs' second verse almost ran away with the entire battle. If he would've done that twice I know I would've voted for him. The only saves were LPFs' second verse was very good, and I didn't like DEs' first verse.


My vote: LpF

My vote is LPF.

Parody: Lol, I still meant what I said because you were good, but I meant DE as well, so you both were good.

Yeah, I thought that's what you meant, thanks, though.

The Voting period is at an End!!

I have the results as 4-1 in favor of
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk

This is what the brackets and each winner looks like now:

Jabe2K4:

}Winner: TheSilverSurfer
TheSilverSurfer:
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DragoNEn3rgY :

}Winner: DragoNEn3rgY
KARATE:
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Parody :

}Winner: Parody
WhatuknowaboutMK?:
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GrotesquetheBeast :

}Winner: LiNKiNPaRkFreAk
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk:

___________________Semi Finalist________________________

Parody:

}Winner: Parody
TheSilverSurfer:
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DragoNEn3rgY:

}Winner: LiNKiNPaRkFreAk
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk:


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The Finalist Battle will be:

LiNKiNPaRkFreAk
Vs
Parody

No conditions for this match have been made...>

Look everybody! I'm up against Parody,
The one emcee who truly isn't scared of me,
That in itself certainly is a rarity,
Cause you know he ain't winnin' based on popularity.

You're a noob, a rookie, I call you fresh meat,
And you're about to be cooked by the heat of my beat,
Because against me, you cannot compete,
I've got gale force winds, that'll sweep you off your feet.

And I know bout' you and Grotesque, bein' friends and all,
I'm just glad that your friend is here to see you fall,
Oops, was that a secret? You feelin' pretty small?
Castin' votes for eachother? What would that be called?

I believe it is called cheating, is that the right word?
I thought that was wrong? Least that's what I've heard,
And you may be thinking, "Well, this is absurd!"
Just scan the previous posts, to see that it occured.

But at the end of the day, it's only one vote,
Chances of you winning are at best, remote,
I didn't want to start this battle on such a sour note,
Or leave that nervous lump in the back of your throat.

But that's the name of the game, that's how it goes,
It's out in the open now, everybody knows,
You can't back off the path, that you already chose,
So I'll sit back and wait, for your verse I suppose.

When you start out, usin' my rhymes,
everyone knows that this'll be the last time,
Havin' a buddy ain't a damn crime,
YOUR getting here wasn't exactly a climb.

Wasn't I the one who rhymed with "Scared of Me"?
I must be your idol, the one and only Parody.
Maybe you should've rhymed with a different form of clarity,
used some good words and not posted daringly,
I'll cut you down with a malicious form of "merrily"
I don't cheat, I use my tricks sparingly,
you create your raps with another person's charity!
You better place your next words somewhat carefully,
Damn right I ain't scared of you, YOU'RE scared of ME!

Your raps are the kind that are lost and never found,
Kind of like how Linkin Park's plummeted to the ground,
you don't have the balls to use your own sound,
Don't bother callin' the pound,
I'm gonna put this dog down.

Both nice drops but Parody loses points for me by making up words to rhyme them...scaredly and caredly aren't words dude.

You two dudes are funny...lol Good so far, let's keep it moving....


Round 2!!

lol.
This is good