Avatar
parody
Avatar
About Me

06/06/2007 02:21 AM (UTC)
0
damn! I didn't think you'd notice that.
Avatar
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk
06/06/2007 03:17 AM (UTC)
0

You're right, me gettin' here wasn't a climb at all,
It was like steppin' over a mountain that was 6 inches tall,
Now it's time to keep this going, I ain't gonna stall,
I'm creating a wake, that's gonna make you fall!

And enough with the fucking LP insults all ready,
That don't cut me dude, it's like a dull machete,
It's as old as a plate of moldy spaghetti,
Think of somethin' else, and use it wheneva your ready.

And what's up with your words that are completely fabricated?
That's the kinda shit that makes me exasperated,
I know that people like things less complicated,
But if this was a vocab contest, you'd get decimated.

And you think you're my idol? Man, don't make me laugh,
I'd worship George Bush, before idolizing your ass,
This is my church boy, welcome to mass,
I'm like old St. Peter, but I won't let you pass!

So whatcha got Parody? Take your best shot,
I know what you are, and I know what you're not,
So come at me with all that you got,
I'm callin' you out, your ass is on the spot.




Fuck that, I don't feel like stoppin' yet,
In other words man, you are not a threat!
I've earned my spot, I've payed off my debt,
It's time that me and Pred151 met.

Cause face it dude, you ain't a match for him,
Chances of you winning would be pretty dim,
You'd choke, and straight up "brick it off the rim",
Like the beginning of 8 Mile, remember what happened to Slim?


You've been left behind, I have evolved,
Just admit it, this is a puzzle that you cannot solve!







Avatar
ThePredator151
Avatar
About Me
The Ultimate Mortal Kombat Experience
- Lead Graphic Designer - Mortal Kombat Online -


:G-play

:Story

:F-Design

:Cutout

:Get Sig

:Raiden

:Fans [1] [2]

:#LegendaryArts

06/06/2007 03:29 AM (UTC)
0
Hehehe, you crazy as hell dude. lol
Avatar
parody
Avatar
About Me

06/06/2007 07:45 PM (UTC)
0
It's a race to the finish, and I'm in the lead,
so you better run along on your trusty steed,
that's the best escape plan (between you and me.)
I'll post my rap and then we'll see,
who posted their rap the most fittingly,
and I'll be crowned "The Champion Emcee."
I'm tired of winnin' by technicallity,
that shit just ain't my kind of reality,
I'm in it to win it, to finish Fatality.

I know you've been scratchin' to find you're little bitch,
But I ain't Joe Hahn, and this ain't "Cure For the Itch."
I guess bein' a rapper just isn't your niche,
Busta Rhymes or Leanne Rymes, which is which?

Sorry to say, I ain't got shit in my throat,
I haven't been cheatin, nothin' under my coat,
Whoa man, looks like you've got a hole in your boat,
You're sinkin' real fast, better cut your own throat,
I'll play it real this time, Grotesque won't vote.

You've been waitin' to battle someone good, at worst,
So by bein' here, I hope I quenched your thirst,
When this is all through, I know you'll cry and you'll curse,
Maybe throw things, like your sparkly little purse,
Your anger will explode in a tiny little burst,
when you get your ass spanked by Parody The First.

Avatar
ThePredator151
Avatar
About Me
The Ultimate Mortal Kombat Experience
- Lead Graphic Designer - Mortal Kombat Online -


:G-play

:Story

:F-Design

:Cutout

:Get Sig

:Raiden

:Fans [1] [2]

:#LegendaryArts

06/06/2007 07:53 PM (UTC)
0
VOTING PERIOD BEGINS WITH THIS POST


48hrs from now I will tally the votes and declare the Victor.

-------
I'll vote in a little bit..
Avatar
Baraka_MK
06/06/2007 09:28 PM (UTC)
0
Haha, parody, I love it. Great rhyming, dude.
Oh, heh. I didn't realize I was supposed to be voting, but since I already stated that I liked parody's without reading the other one, I'm not going to vote because I think it would seem unfair. So yeah, don't count this as a vote.
Avatar
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk
06/06/2007 09:37 PM (UTC)
0
Damn.....perhaps I have underestimated you Parody. If I lose, there will be no shame in it. Great battle dude. And whoever comes out on top, I hope we can do it again someday.......that being said.

Vote LPF


Haha.....I kid....I kid.
Avatar
parody
Avatar
About Me

06/06/2007 09:49 PM (UTC)
0
Haha, all in good time. Yeah, thanks yours is good too. I need to learn how to turn my font colors! someone told me how, but I forgot. \

P.S. I've already tried to vote for myself. grin doesn't work.
Avatar
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk
06/07/2007 07:13 PM (UTC)
0
Wow......almost 24 hrs now and not one vote. You would think...with it being the finals and all...huh?
Avatar
parody
Avatar
About Me

06/07/2007 07:33 PM (UTC)
0
Yeah, I thought I was going to have to bump this thread.
Avatar
Scorp748
06/07/2007 07:36 PM (UTC)
0
Let's kick things off then. There was very little in it IMO, both have their strengths. I'm going for LPF though because his lyrics hit a little harder and he kept made up words to a minimum ;) haha j/k
Avatar
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk
06/07/2007 08:25 PM (UTC)
0
Bump.....
Avatar
sbdjuggalos
Avatar
About Me

My tastes have changed since I created this account over 4 years ago. I prefer being called Siklootd and now love heavy metal music.

[Gifts]

[My Sigs]

[Facebook]

[My Site]

[Request A Sig]


Long live heavy metal music!

06/07/2007 11:22 PM (UTC)
0
This is a tough one. Nothing personal bro but I'm gonna go with the underdog this time, Parody just seemed to focus a little bit more on attacking his opponent rather than putting himself up and I liked that. His rhymes were rather creative too, like I loved the line about the purse, but it was a hard choice for me to make because LPF did such an excellent job too.
Avatar
TheSilverSurfer
06/08/2007 12:22 AM (UTC)
0
LPF's last verse did it for me. I vote 4 him.
Avatar
NeoScorpion
06/08/2007 12:52 AM (UTC)
0
Avatar
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk
06/08/2007 12:55 AM (UTC)
0
NeoScorpion Wrote:


lol....what exactly does this symbolize?

Edit: I'm not gonna lie. If I was a judge, I would vote Parody. The only thing that I didn't like in his response was that he again made a reference to Linkin Park, after I said that insults towards them don't bother me.
Other than that his verse was very solid.
Avatar
redman
06/08/2007 12:56 AM (UTC)
0
Ehhh, got to go with Parody on this one. Sorry.

Redman.
Avatar
ThePredator151
Avatar
About Me
The Ultimate Mortal Kombat Experience
- Lead Graphic Designer - Mortal Kombat Online -


:G-play

:Story

:F-Design

:Cutout

:Get Sig

:Raiden

:Fans [1] [2]

:#LegendaryArts

06/09/2007 12:02 AM (UTC)
0
CRAP! Looks like I'm a little late on the voting side of things...hm....

Nevertheless the Voting period is at an End!!

I have the results as 3-2 in favor of
Parody The underdog takes it!! Wow...

My vote would have probably gone to LpF though, making this a draw....

You know what? I think I'm better than both of you...(heheh)......so, let's step outside the box here shall we? *chuckle*...(here's one of those surprises I was talking about.)
-
-
I'll - Battle - You - Both!!

-
-
This is how it goes down...y-ready?

1. Parody won you guys' battle, so he'll be the only one to recieve a dp for that match.

2. For participating in this battle, dps' will work like this:

The person who gets the least votes will get 1 point, person with the 2nd highest amount of votes will get the prize in the first post of this thread. +1dp for dealing.

To refresh, that's 2dp if you loose to me and +1dp for participating in this battle = 3dp.
If you beat me and the other guy it's a big payday with 4dp for winning + 1dp for participating in this battle = 5dp.

Everybody gets something for this-match. Got that?

3. Voters will vote on a scale of 1 - 3 depending on who they like the most..... 1 is the best , 3 is worst sybolizing "places" in the first bracket:

ThePredator: 1(1st place)
Parody: 2(2nd place)
LpF: 3(3rd place)

4. Oh yea, the alphebetical rule is void in this match. So anybody can go in any order, just put up your verse when you're done with it. I'm not at home right now, but I will have my verse up later today or over tonight.

5.36hrs will be given for each round 12+12+12. It's about 7pm here now, so round one will last until 7am on the 10th if nessassary. Round two will go until 7pm on the 12th...if at all nessassary.

At the end of this thing, as long as you have two verses in, you qualify to be voted for....

Make sense what we're doing?
________________________________________________
This is what the brackets and each winner looks like now:

Jabe2K4:

}Winner: TheSilverSurfer

TheSilverSurfer:
--------------------------------------------
DragoNEn3rgY :

}Winner: DragoNEn3rgY

KARATE:
--------------------------------------------
Parody :

}Winner: Parody

WhatuknowaboutMK?:
--------------------------------------------
GrotesquetheBeast :

}Winner: LiNKiNPaRkFreAk

LiNKiNPaRkFreAk:

___________________Semi Finalist________________________

Parody:

}Winner: Parody

TheSilverSurfer:
--------------------------------------------
DragoNEn3rgY:

}Winner: LiNKiNPaRkFreAk

LiNKiNPaRkFreAk:
--------------------------------------------
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk:

}Winner: Parody

Parody:


==========================
Now without any further delay......

"Boss Battle"

ThePredator151
Vs
LiNKiNPaRkFreAk
Vs
Parody


ThePredator151 has a proposition: "Made You Look"


(The beat is there to add challenge. You're not obligated by any means to write to it, nor are you expected to perform to it and upload an audio verse. But, If you are able...please do. ) --- I will probably have another beat for round 2


Let's Go!!



Avatar
GrotesquetheBeast
Avatar
About Me
I need a new sig, something with Kabal from UMK3 would be sweet. Just imagine that here
06/09/2007 02:44 AM (UTC)
0
This thread is still going on?! Damn.
Avatar
Scorp748
06/09/2007 09:36 PM (UTC)
0
We're only halfway through...there's still another group of MCs but it's not going very fast unfortunately.
Avatar
ThePredator151
Avatar
About Me
The Ultimate Mortal Kombat Experience
- Lead Graphic Designer - Mortal Kombat Online -


:G-play

:Story

:F-Design

:Cutout

:Get Sig

:Raiden

:Fans [1] [2]

:#LegendaryArts

06/10/2007 12:11 AM (UTC)
0
My fault, fault. i fell asleep after I figured out how to record myself last night when I should've at least posted up my lyrics....anyway here we go.


___________ The Audio Version of the below verse. If you know how to use your internet "tabs" I suggest you open one to read and one to listen along at the same time. ________________

LinkinParkFreak,....and Parody,
fuck ya names cuz the fact is you scared of me-
Hacksaw Jack is back in effect,
Guns is a given, besides if I cut ya I get more respect.

I'm finna change my name "Oh Shit!",
cuz when I come around they say that loud before they split-
You probably think I'm frontin' uh? Until you realize,
that I actually carried a Saw, back pocket baggy Levi's.

SomeOne you don't know got-a-scar,
He was Hard-head and refused to get out-the-car-
So I put the metal on 'em like a conductor,
And shocked the shit out 'em cuz he couldn't have imaged I would cut 'em-

That night I had I had to throw away my jeans and my jacket,
I cut 'em inside the car, so he was bleedin where I sat at-
His homie belled on 'em, I'ma git him in a minute,
he gon think he's boy got away but now I'm the one on the spinnaz..

Number 1: He should die anyway for bitchin out,
Number 2: I gotta heem cuz he proly gon snitch-me-out-
Right to da front desk wit it,
And tell the whole squad-ren, how many times a day I done shitt-ed.

I don't play dat,
so guess what? I know where he lay at-
Jahovahs witness early mornin', Gods' work on the pay-back
Two-Bus-tas-Lay-Back! Now except for the bro-chure, the only crime scene is a "scratch".

Hold up....

I gotta git 'em specificlly,
cuz this ain't boss battle until hit 'em mentally,
Look I will damage you physically,
What ya left to interpret, is murder in the first degree litterally.

Linkin ya dead, ya listenin' from the grave,
keep it real, only reason you here is you said my name-
And how the fuck am I supposed to kill something that's slain?
Introduce 'em to purgatory, the ern - from the flame.

Your rymes is kitty paw, the choke-do-that
I ain't even gotta see ya latest to know-you-wakk,
You got beat by a n00b and don't take this outta con-text-
But you ain't neva spit a line that was com-plex,

Listen Linkin stop foolin' yaself,
Even if you had balls and a backbone it would not matter cuz I* would still melt ya.
Now I'm ya stop short like arm ova breast,
I'm puttin a stop to dat sorry excuse for a heart in ya chest.

The little engine that couldn't look, his name is Parody-
whatever you wrote in life was all written terribly-
How you got here is a blessing from Athena,
You hustle votes? I'll rock ya like Stryker did Mileena.

I'll make sure, that if you even get a vote then yaw freinds,
You're the wrinkle on the body of rap, I'm the botox serenge shit I'll iron you out,
After tunin' in to this shit go lie on the couch.
I'm a menace from the middle states My rymes? the fire from the mouth of the Devil
Authority Michael the pressure's from Heaven*.

Life-lines get ended when I spit in da booth,
And if you eva try to question my truth? Guess who gon shoot you?


ThePredator no spaces no dash 151..........muthafucka
==========================================================

The audio's good enough for it being a "freestyled written" (write it, spit it, forget it)

Good luck fellas...heheheh..
Wow, Nice second LPF. I should of worked harder on my first one.

Anyway, This should be an intresting battle. Can't wait to see the outcome. Also, Where is NEO? Didn't he enter this?
Avatar
ThePredator151
Avatar
About Me
The Ultimate Mortal Kombat Experience
- Lead Graphic Designer - Mortal Kombat Online -


:G-play

:Story

:F-Design

:Cutout

:Get Sig

:Raiden

:Fans [1] [2]

:#LegendaryArts

06/10/2007 05:30 AM (UTC)
0
DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
Also, Where is NEO? Didn't he enter this?


He pops in here and there. He'll be one of the first battles in the second bracket if I remember my listings correctly.
Avatar
TheSilverSurfer
06/10/2007 03:40 PM (UTC)
0
The audio version is good of Pred.
Now Im just gonna wait awile for the others.........
Avatar
Scorp748
06/10/2007 09:46 PM (UTC)
0
lol, Pred I've just noticed you've got the title as 'high steaks'. The solution? A taller butcher. And yes, this is a thinly disguised bump.
Discord
Twitch
Twitter
YouTube
Facebook
Privacy Policy
© 1998-2025 Shadow Knight Media, LLC. All rights reserved. Mortal Kombat, the dragon logo and all character names are trademarks and copyright of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.