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m0s3pH Wrote:
I'd say you got the better of that exchange.
Jerrod Wrote:
My girlfriend and I celebrated our six months recently with dinner at the restaurant where we first met and a gift exchange.
I got her a fancy, metal wine-stopper with a purple heart-shaped stone at the top and a candle holder that came with two coconut-scented candles, and had the message engraved "Someone who makes the World a Better Place."
She got me The Truth about Chuck Norris: 400 Facts about the World's Greatest Human.
Fuckin' A.
My girlfriend and I celebrated our six months recently with dinner at the restaurant where we first met and a gift exchange.
I got her a fancy, metal wine-stopper with a purple heart-shaped stone at the top and a candle holder that came with two coconut-scented candles, and had the message engraved "Someone who makes the World a Better Place."
She got me The Truth about Chuck Norris: 400 Facts about the World's Greatest Human.
Fuckin' A.
I'd say you got the better of that exchange.
Somehow, listening to people tell you 400 ways Chuck Norris's dick is bigger than mine just doesn't sound that appealing.
That's just me though, to each his own.
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Anything I should change in this drawing before I submit it as fanart?
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Unoriginal_Username Wrote:
Holy shit, Alpha's down. He's wayy too cool for us. You know, I have a feeling whenever Alpha walks up into a club they call him the godfather.
But they call him the godfather because....
Even on a good day his face looks like Marlon Brando's fat saggy ass.
Put an orange between your lips buttercup.
The citrus might just remove some of the rotten ass smell from your mouth....or in your case you might want to think about investing in a few cases of Tick-Tacks.
Alpha_Q_Up_Is_Back Wrote:
Um I wouldn't at all SEX, what the hell is wrong with you???
I think I finally got his username, he likes 'charred balls' to match the pigment of black dick he's used to shoving down his throat/ass. Hell he should be called the human coin since sometimes its 'heads' and sometimes its 'tails'
ShingoEX Wrote:
If you could, I'm sure you would as well. We all would :P
chardballz Wrote:
When you talk, its actually pretty funny.
Too bad most of your time is spend sucking your own dick.
When you talk, its actually pretty funny.
Too bad most of your time is spend sucking your own dick.
If you could, I'm sure you would as well. We all would :P
Um I wouldn't at all SEX, what the hell is wrong with you???
I think I finally got his username, he likes 'charred balls' to match the pigment of black dick he's used to shoving down his throat/ass. Hell he should be called the human coin since sometimes its 'heads' and sometimes its 'tails'
Holy shit, Alpha's down. He's wayy too cool for us. You know, I have a feeling whenever Alpha walks up into a club they call him the godfather.
But they call him the godfather because....
Even on a good day his face looks like Marlon Brando's fat saggy ass.
Put an orange between your lips buttercup.
The citrus might just remove some of the rotten ass smell from your mouth....or in your case you might want to think about investing in a few cases of Tick-Tacks.
You might want to invest in a couple of packs of popsicles, since I've read funnier jokes on those maybe you'll actually have some clever material
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Alpha_Q_Up_Is_Back Wrote:
Please when you were born you were so ugly they couldn't tell your face from your ass because you liked the pacifier in both ends.
Please when you were born you were so ugly they couldn't tell your face from your ass because you liked the pacifier in both ends.
At least it's better than the fist sized dildo you prefer.
I don't blame you though, if my ass was that loose i'd probably get off shoving a rocket up there too.
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kingjolly Wrote:
Anything I should change in this drawing before I submit it as fanart?
Anything I should change in this drawing before I submit it as fanart?
Ya, m@k3 i7 REPTILEE!
It's cool as is, I actually didn't even notice the border bits until Erik's post, though those should be fixed up first.
torchia Wrote:
I've been told the text looked a little too plain.
I admit I'm guilty of that often.
Old version:
New one:
(Edit: I realize this page now has three of this image in this post alone. Just accept it. :) )
Man that looks awesome.Super Natural is one of my favorite shows.I've been told the text looked a little too plain.
I admit I'm guilty of that often.
Old version:
New one:
(Edit: I realize this page now has three of this image in this post alone. Just accept it. :) )
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